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Jerk
11/16/2006, 04:11 PM
I thought I was going to get high and 'see the dragon' but nothing really happened, wtf?

If it weren't my insurance paying, I'd want a refund. That was a bummer. I've had bigger rushes off of soft drinks.

Wife is bringing lortab home....maybe that'll do something.

IB4OU2
11/16/2006, 04:17 PM
I thought I was going to get high and 'see the dragon' but nothing really happened, wtf?

If it weren't my insurance paying, I'd want a refund. That was a bummer. I've had bigger rushes off of soft drinks.

Wife is bringing lortab home....maybe that'll do something.

What happened to you?

mdklatt
11/16/2006, 04:19 PM
What happened to you?

He got a shot of morphine. Keep up.

Jerk
11/16/2006, 04:23 PM
What happened to you?

pinched nerve...to the point where I now ride the shortbus.

OklahomaRed
11/16/2006, 04:24 PM
Not enough morphine!! The bad thing about opiates, you develop a tolerance over time.

NormanPride
11/16/2006, 04:24 PM
I am the lizard king!

Okay, buddy. You just step down off that ledge, okay? Lizard kings can't fly.



;)

Oldnslo
11/16/2006, 04:36 PM
Yeah, but you'll still get constipated.

Jerk
11/16/2006, 04:40 PM
Yeah, but you'll still get constipated.


Taht suxx0rs

OULOVE
11/16/2006, 04:46 PM
I went in for a kidney stone and I felt the same way about the morphine shot. I told the doc to keep them coming. After the third shot, I felt fine.