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Ike
11/16/2006, 01:46 PM
behold the case of the million dollar comma.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6383383&ft=1&f=1004


The contract between cable company Rogers Communications and telephone company Bell Aliant allowed Rogers to use Bell Aliant's telephone poles. Bell Aliant sought to get out of the deal.

Canada's telecommunications regulator said the case hinged on the placement of the second comma in this clause:

"This agreement shall be effective from the date it is made and shall continue in force for a period of five (5) years from the date it is made, and thereafter for successive five (5) year terms, unless and until terminated by one year prior notice in writing by either party."

Rogers had insisted the contract was good for at least five years; Aliant said the comma denotes that the deal can be terminated at five years -- or before, as long as one year's notice is given.

The ruling commission said that the comma should have been omitted if the contract was meant to last five years in its shortest term.

proud gonzo
11/16/2006, 02:12 PM
bwahahaha

dolemitesooner
11/16/2006, 02:13 PM
**** these guys

NormanPride
11/16/2006, 02:17 PM
lawyers = morans

C&CDean
11/16/2006, 02:22 PM
lawyers = morans

I know a lawyer. He posts on this board. But he's so filthy rich that he has minions handle all his typos and grammar ****-ups in his mega-million $$ corporation. I'm thinking he oughta employ them to correct all his English language butchering jobs on this board. Or maybe PG will do it for free?

dolemitesooner
11/16/2006, 02:25 PM
Yeah like dean said pg...could you ahdle this **** for me...and dean I aint a lawyer...and dont call yermom my minion I prefer ..unik bitch with balls

proud gonzo
11/16/2006, 02:26 PM
hey, give me the power to edit people's posts and you'll have a wonderfully grammatical board ;)

Fugue
11/16/2006, 02:32 PM
http://www.sterlingtrades.com/graphics/buc07.jpg

mdklatt
11/16/2006, 02:33 PM
hey, give me the power to edit people's posts and you'll have a wonderfully grammatical board ;)

Minus capitalization and periods.

proud gonzo
11/16/2006, 02:39 PM
I know how to use those when I want. ;)

IB4OU2
11/16/2006, 02:43 PM
hey, give me the power to edit people's posts and you'll have a wonderfully grammatical board ;)

and she makes great pies too!

frankensooner
11/16/2006, 02:43 PM
Our office adminstrative assistant cleans up all my work. She earns her pay. On here, you have to deal with my errors.

Sincerely,
frankensooner, Esq. ;)

C&CDean
11/16/2006, 03:35 PM
Our office adminstrative assistant cleans up all my work. She earns her pay. On here, you have to deal with my errors.

Sincerely,
frankensooner, Esq. ;)

You are not the bumbling lawyer I was referring to.

Mixer!
11/16/2006, 05:28 PM
http://www.flakmag.com/tv/images/edfinale.jpg

yermom
11/16/2006, 05:40 PM
dude, it's Jack's ex-wife :D

:hot:

proud gonzo
11/16/2006, 05:41 PM
You are not the bumbling lawyer I was referring to.oh, we know who you're referring to ;)

TUSooner
11/16/2006, 09:35 PM
I know a lawyer. He posts on this board. But he's so filthy rich that he has minions handle all his typos and grammar ****-ups in his mega-million $$ corporation. I'm thinking he oughta employ them to correct all his English language butchering jobs on this board. Or maybe PG will do it for free?
I was afraid you were talking about me . . . until you said "rich." :)

opksooner
11/16/2006, 10:38 PM
"Panda eats shoots and leaves"