Cattle Mutilations

[StoopTroup]

I'm watching the Sci-Fi Channel and these Scientists (?) are investigating these mutilations....

Why don't any of them happen in Austin?

[pb4ou]

teh ghey cattle likey teh anal probes

moooo oohh oohh yeah right there....

[fadada1]

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[LoyalFan]

So, like, when I cut my steak into bite-size pieces, is that cattle mutilation?
I chew well before swallowing them, so am I guilty of cattle mastication?
If someone (and it won't be ME!) lends a lonely bull a helping hand is that cattle mas...let us not go there.

LF
Mi no chupa! ('cept TootsiePop[TM])