Jerk
11/15/2006, 04:59 PM
So I'm sitting in this field watching coyotes and deer run around everywhere. I've been planning this for awhile; putting up a feeder and building a stand. Now it's almost deer season. I'm thinking about taking a shot at a running coyote when a guy crashes his helicopter near me. I walked over there and I said "dude, you need to get that peice of sh*t out of here!" The pilot looked at me in amazement and said "but..." I interrupted him and said "Look, I've been getting ready for this for 6 months and you're going to f**k it all up. This only happens once a year!!" Well, it turns out he needed a spare part or something, so we sent someone into town to get it for him. Then, I woke up.