I choked on a phone because the voices told me to

[slickdawg]

How about you?


Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself

[colleyvillesooner]

I sang to my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:eek:

[fadada1]

i smoked a squirrel because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

great. where do i sign up???

[crawfish]

I had lunch with a fireman because I was drunk?

[colleyvillesooner]

Anyone Born on May 22nd or 27th will have some splainin to do.

[pb4ou]

I dry humped a Mexican because I'm cool like that.

[JohnnyMack]

I was born in April.

I'm not playing this game.

[1stTimeCaller]

I loved a squirrel because that's how I roll.

[OU4LIFE]

I had lunch with a baseball bat because I'm a ninja.


F*CK YEAH!

[Beef]

I dry humped a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I'm bri?

[BoogercountySooner]

I danced with a monster because I am High!

[leavingthezoo]

i loved a squirrel because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

sometimes twice. :P

[Beef]

i loved a squirrel because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

sometimes twice. :P
RAWR!!!

[Fugue]

I danced with Chuck Norris because I'm a ninja. :O

[Boomer.....]

I yelled at a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

I sang to myself because im sexy and I do what I want

:D

[SicEmBaylor]

I danced with a fork; because, I'm cool like that.

[soonernation]

I kicked a pickle because I'm a Ninja.:D

[Harry Beanbag]

I yelled at a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


Mine sucks. :(

[Widescreen]

I choked on a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Why do I always get the gay ones? :mad:

[Widescreen]

A lot of blue shirt wearers today.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I loved a pickle...

Jeebus.

[soonernation]

Why do I always get the gay ones? :mad:

If it walks like a dog and barks like a dog well...............................








































:D ;)

[TexasSooner01]

I loved a monster because the voices told me to. :eek:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....did you hear that????????:confused:

[boomersooner28]

I smoked my best friends boyfriend cause I'm cool like that!

:pop:

[GottaHavePride]

I smoked a banana because I'm a ninja.

[Ike]

I yelled at my cell phone because I'm a ninja?

[OULOVE]

I ran over a ninja because I was high.

[LilSooner]

I ran over Chuck Norris, because I'm cool like that.

[Norm In Norman]

i kicked a football player because I was high.

[afs]

i murdered a pickle because that's how i roll.

[Melo]

I did the Macarena with my best friends' boyfriend because that's how I roll.

:D

[StoopTroup]

I'm wearing two shirts today...

I don't know what to do....

[StoopTroup]

So...

I either...Did the Macarena with a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want...or....

I did the Macarena with a goat because I'm cool like that...

Heh...maybe I can have both....

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............

[Boomer.....]

Bikerfox yanked my banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Why do I always get the gay ones? :mad:
:eek:

[RFH Shakes]

I choked on a llama because that's how I roll.