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JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:11 AM
...at all as she walked to the door.

I couldn't care less if she didn't care anymore.
fadada1
11/15/2006, 10:14 AM
nice story.
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:18 AM
You forgot "the end".
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:19 AM
What a rotten day this turned out to be.
1stTimeCaller
11/15/2006, 10:21 AM
all the times before
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:22 AM
After she packed, when she looked back, there were no tears in her eyes.
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:22 AM
There goes Peter Cottontail...
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:23 AM
...hoppin' down teh bunny trail...
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:23 AM
...hippity hoppity Thanksgiving's on it's waaaaaaaaay....
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:24 AM
Stop fagging up George's thread.
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:25 AM
yeah, 1tc.
colleyvillesooner
11/15/2006, 10:27 AM
WE have a thread for this...
Beef
11/15/2006, 10:28 AM
WE have a thread for this...
Isn't every thread for fagging itself up?
1stTimeCaller
11/15/2006, 10:28 AM
Well it sure didn't take too long
I woke up this morning she was gone
And the note that she wrote
Didn't say Dear John, just goodbye sucker I'm gone
She was a homegrown mountain girl
Raised in a different world
I was a wanna be rocker
She was more into Merle
Couldn't see it just wouldn't work
And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli
Never getting over Joely

Well I poured myself in my car
I drove it on down to the bar
But they wouldn't let me in
Cause I ain't a movie star
So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar
The bouncer threw me out there too
And I didn't know what to do
So I picked up the phone
And I called guess who
But the call block wouldn't let me through
And now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console me
But I'm never getting over Joely

Well I gathered up all my guns
And a pipe bomb just for fun
And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn
That's right I always was a crazy one.
Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me
Said calm down would you like a drink
And then I shot him full of holes
From his nose to his knees
And I polished off her little sweet pea
And I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholy
But I'm never getting over Joely
Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty,
But I'm never getting over Joely
colleyvillesooner
11/15/2006, 10:30 AM
Isn't every JohnnyMack thread for fagging itself up?

Sure is.
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:31 AM
eat ****.
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:33 AM
**** all o' youse.

I'm in NJ...is that how you spell youse?
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:35 AM
Bring me back some Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
picasso
11/15/2006, 10:36 AM
he stopped lovin herrr today

they placed a reef on his dooheeerrrr

and sewn they carried hihmmmmm away

he stopped lovin haHEEEEERrr today
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:37 AM
Bring me back some Dunkin' Donuts coffee.


Me?

'Cause I'm going to see a Dunkin' Donuts Distribution Center this afternoon.

Are you stalking me again?
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:38 AM
Cereally?

I have wet dreams about Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:41 AM
Seriously. We are here to tour their facility and check out a voice-activated selection system they are using.

I told Mrs Howzit this and she said "Do you get a donut?"
Beef
11/15/2006, 10:44 AM
I told Mrs Howzit this and she said "Do you get a nut?"
Did you answer her honestly?
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:45 AM
Oh hell no.
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:50 AM
So about the coffee you're bringing me......
crawfish
11/15/2006, 10:54 AM
Seriously. We are here to tour their facility and check out a voice-activated selection system they are using.

I told Mrs Howzit this and she said "Do you get a donut?"

Well? Do you?
Howzit
11/15/2006, 10:56 AM
How am I sposed to carry donuts AND JM's coffee?
crawfish
11/15/2006, 10:57 AM
How am I sposed to carry donuts AND JM's coffee?

Screw the coffee.
Beef
11/15/2006, 10:57 AM
How am I sposed to carry donuts AND JM's coffee?
Try getting your hand out of your pants. Then you can carry 2 things.
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:58 AM
**** off, dip ****
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 10:58 AM
That was to Craw, not you Beef. I'm too lazy to click "quote".
1stTimeCaller
11/15/2006, 10:58 AM
pockets.

YWIA
Howzit
11/15/2006, 11:00 AM
**** off dip****.

THAT was for Beef.
Howzit
11/15/2006, 11:01 AM
pockets.

YWIA

Yeah, like I came equipped with my coffee-proof pocket pants.

Dumas.
Howzit
11/15/2006, 04:53 PM
Got your coffee, JM.

It were gooooood.
C&CDean
11/15/2006, 04:59 PM
Gawd I'm surrounded by fags.
colleyvillesooner
11/15/2006, 05:02 PM
Gawd I'm surrounded by fags.

Family reunion not going well I take it?

;)
Howzit
11/15/2006, 05:05 PM
Gawd I'm surrounded by fags.

Quit hanging out at those bars. Problem solved.

You're welcome.
crawfish
11/15/2006, 05:13 PM
Got your coffee, JM.

It were gooooood.

WHERE'S MY DONUTS?!?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad:
Beef
11/15/2006, 05:18 PM
WHERE'S MY DONUTS?!?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad:
Too easy.
JohnnyMack
11/15/2006, 05:24 PM
Too easy.

Darth FatAss?
Howzit
11/15/2006, 05:57 PM
Too easy.

On a number of levels.