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Melo
11/15/2006, 01:29 AM
Its about that time. And me, being indecisive about everything, have to start thinking of Christmas gifts early.

What on Earth would be a good gift for a 12 year old? This particular 12 year old is well versed in the way of guns, chicks, drugs, alcohol, and horrible swear words (I made the mistake of telling him that he was a bastard just like the rest of his family, and he told me I was a skank.) He loves video games and taking apart anything and everything. Did I mention guns? He has several air soft guns, which he uses to kill birds to feed to the cats. He just likes watching the cats eat his dead birds.

Anyways... a lot of you are older people with children, grand children, nephews, brothers, etc etc. I need a good gift idea.

Oh, and ps - He isn't MY little brother, so I don't feel bad about egging him on with whatever horrible (yet fun) idea I/we/collective SO can come up with.
proud gonzo
11/15/2006, 01:35 AM
napalm
OCUDad
11/15/2006, 01:40 AM
Barbie dolls.
SicEmBaylor
11/15/2006, 01:50 AM
A gift certificate for bail money from juvy.
Melo
11/15/2006, 01:54 AM
napalm

Is that what you got for GHP?
Octavian
11/15/2006, 01:56 AM
A new t-shirt w/ a stylish design?

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/363/rockfordriverhawksnew4es2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
soonerboomer93
11/15/2006, 01:58 AM
crack, and lots of it, then he can be mini-Doleo
Melo
11/15/2006, 02:07 AM
crack, and lots of it, then he can be mini-Doleo

One Doleo in this world is 3 too many. :D
Ike
11/15/2006, 02:44 AM
napalm

you don't need to get him that. 3 minutes on the interweb+10 bucks at the grocery store is really all needs for that ;)
Tailwind
11/15/2006, 05:20 AM
A cage....with a secure lock.
LoyalFan
11/15/2006, 08:09 AM
This particular 12 year old is well versed in the way of guns, chicks, drugs, alcohol, and horrible swear words (I made the mistake of telling him that he was a bastard just like the rest of his family, and he told me I was a skank.) He loves video games and taking apart anything and everything. Did I mention guns? He has several air soft guns, which he uses to kill birds to feed to the cats. He just likes watching the cats eat his dead birds.
I need a good gift idea.

Oh, and ps - He isn't MY little brother, so I don't feel bad about egging him on with whatever horrible (yet fun) idea I/we/collective SO can come up with.

Here 'tis! Guaranteed to calm the little creep down.
http://bedford.extension.psu.edu/agriculture/Images/burdizzo%201.jpg

And... it works on pestiferous Baylor boys too!

LF
crawfish
11/15/2006, 08:11 AM
Playstation 3.
Okla-homey
11/15/2006, 08:38 AM
a stack of nudie books. He'll be able to "use them.":D

(See "National Lampoon's Vacation")
Widescreen
11/15/2006, 08:56 AM
Hmm. What to get for the budding serial killer.
critical_phil
11/15/2006, 09:34 AM
he sounds like a little bastard.


i'd wrap a bow around a turd and put it in an xbox360 box.
yermom
11/15/2006, 09:38 AM
he sounds like a little bastard.


i'd wrap a bow around a turd and put it in an xbox360 box.

is that what they put in them for those eBay auctions?
1stTimeCaller
11/15/2006, 09:39 AM
is he the boyfriend's little brother?


that's sooooo cute
TexasSooner01
11/15/2006, 10:05 AM
Its about that time. And me, being indecisive about everything, have to start thinking of Christmas gifts early.

What on Earth would be a good gift for a 12 year old? This particular 12 year old is well versed in the way of guns, chicks, drugs, alcohol, and horrible swear words (I made the mistake of telling him that he was a bastard just like the rest of his family, and he told me I was a skank.) He loves video games and taking apart anything and everything. Did I mention guns? He has several air soft guns, which he uses to kill birds to feed to the cats. He just likes watching the cats eat his dead birds.

Anyways... a lot of you are older people with children, grand children, nephews, brothers, etc etc. I need a good gift idea.

Oh, and ps - He isn't MY little brother, so I don't feel bad about egging him on with whatever horrible (yet fun) idea I/we/collective SO can come up with.


You should call Jeffrey Dahmer's parents and see what they got him when he was 12! :D

I think you should get him a 7 foot snake...that way he can watch it constrict the life out of cats and small dogs!!! ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
11/15/2006, 10:11 AM
Wrestling DVD's, so he can see somewhere to channel his evil ways!
BeetDigger
11/15/2006, 10:17 AM
Couseling and a business card for a good defense attorney.
NormanPride
11/15/2006, 10:59 AM
An all-expenses-paid trip to Dean's ranch. That'll teach the little twerp.
SoonerInKCMO
11/15/2006, 11:00 AM
Either BeetDigger or SicEm's suggestions seem appropriate.
proud gonzo
11/15/2006, 11:14 AM
you don't need to get him that. 3 minutes on the interweb+10 bucks at the grocery store is really all needs for that ;)I know, that's why it's such a great gift idea!
frankensooner
11/15/2006, 11:19 AM
Does GWAR have a concert dvd?
proud gonzo
11/15/2006, 11:22 AM
heh