View Full Version : Elton says French gymnast needs to go...
Chuck Bao
11/14/2006, 04:41 PM
...oui oui
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/ouioui.jpg
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 04:47 PM
Tiny Dancer sprung a leak.
and major HAHA on "France's Golden Girl"
Howzit
11/14/2006, 04:50 PM
She and 1tc are soulmates I betcha.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 04:51 PM
Is that a back hand spring?
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 04:52 PM
Got good arch though.
Howzit
11/14/2006, 04:53 PM
I think that is known as a Urinovski in the gymnastics world.
Howzit
11/14/2006, 04:55 PM
I can almost hear the French coach in the background yelling "Ees all your'n, Pee Pee!"
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 04:56 PM
She was overheard before the routine saying she needed to pee like a pommel horse.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 04:57 PM
1TC medaled in the floor exercise.
Howzit
11/14/2006, 04:57 PM
She's a little squirt, isn't she?
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 04:58 PM
I know the IOC needs to step things up, but mid routine urine tests is a little much.
Howzit
11/14/2006, 05:01 PM
She doesn't look very happy in her photo. In fact, she looks a little pi$$ed.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:01 PM
The cool thing about gymnastics is that now she can name that move after herself.
Maybe the French Tinkler or something like that.
Howzit
11/14/2006, 05:02 PM
I'd call it the Golden Shower.
But that's just me.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:03 PM
We all know the French surrender easily.
A lesser know fact is that they actually wet themselves during competitive events.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:06 PM
At least she'd got a new sponsor. Depends undergarments has fully funded her training for the next year.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:08 PM
Squirting at exactly the right moment increases the difficulty on this vault to a 9.9.
SicEmBaylor
11/14/2006, 05:09 PM
She's a lot more attractive upside down than she is right side up. I could work with that as long as she didn't spring another leak.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:11 PM
I feel bad for the person that had to clean the french puddle.
Chuck Bao
11/14/2006, 05:16 PM
Heh! SAS you're cracking me up.
They indeed reported that she stickied the landing.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:17 PM
In stead of the French anthem they played the Uri national anthem.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:18 PM
She's good, but here team mates are still wet behind the ears.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:20 PM
You should see the streaming video.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:21 PM
Some insiders leaked that photo to the media.
JohnnyMack
11/14/2006, 05:21 PM
Speaking of medaling, I think you've captured Gold in the post-padding special olympics.
SicEmBaylor
11/14/2006, 05:21 PM
Make it stop
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:22 PM
Speaking of medaling, I think you've captured Gold in the post-padding special olympics.
It's not post padding if it's quality stuff.
OK, point made.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:24 PM
Her team mate needed help reaching the bars and she spent the afternoon showing her stool samples.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 05:28 PM
This is why even females should wear a cup.
SoonerBorn68
11/14/2006, 05:36 PM
http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks/8.gif
soonerboomer93
11/14/2006, 06:06 PM
ymssr.....
Oldnslo
11/14/2006, 07:11 PM
"The Khazistan judge likes golden showers. Urine luck!"
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 07:19 PM
Her coach is world renowned urologist I.P. Freely.
VeeJay
11/14/2006, 07:42 PM
If France depends on her for the Gold, they'll be pi$$ed. She's taking them down the toilet.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 07:48 PM
It was such a strong performance that the others took it on the chin.
VeeJay
11/14/2006, 07:54 PM
Sometimes you're golden, man.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 07:55 PM
Time to hit the showers.
VeeJay
11/14/2006, 07:58 PM
She's rarely shown restraint on the parallel bars.
VeeJay
11/14/2006, 08:00 PM
She is a free spirit. Always has believed in "if it feels good, do it."
mdklatt
11/14/2006, 08:00 PM
It's not post padding if it's quality stuff.
This is true. The streaming video remark was golden.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 08:01 PM
Her coach DID instruct her to push for the gold.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 08:03 PM
It was obvious that she was using steroids when her urine burned a hole in the mat.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 08:08 PM
The French gymnast complained after her routine that the last competitor had left the lid up.
mdklatt
11/14/2006, 08:09 PM
Okay Sparky, quit while you're ahead.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 08:10 PM
Don't rain on my parade.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 08:25 PM
She lost the All-around competition when she slipped on a deuce she had dropped on the balance beam.
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 08:28 PM
The French gymnast sent a clear message to the others by marking her territory.
VeeJay
11/14/2006, 08:29 PM
Her marked performance provided a sense of relief for the rest of the team.
GrapevineSooner
11/14/2006, 08:31 PM
Looks like a case of miscommunication.
"Oh, you mean I was supposed to pee AFTER the routine for the drug test."
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 08:36 PM
http://www.drillsandskills.com/kip/hsprfront.gif
She scored a 10 as she perfectly executed the "forward audience spray".
sanantoniosooner
11/14/2006, 08:45 PM
Before the routine even began her coach, Bob Knight, knocked the pi$$ out of her.
VeeJay
11/14/2006, 08:54 PM
The French press splashed the front pages with the photo and caption "Oui, Oui!"
sanantoniosooner
11/15/2006, 10:27 PM
The French gymnast was sabotaged when the Germans substituted a bowl of warm water for the chalk.
sanantoniosooner
2/1/2007, 07:45 AM
SHE'S EURO-PEE'N
get it?
MamaMia
2/1/2007, 08:36 AM
SHE'S EURO-PEE'N
get it?
Yes. We get it already! :P
Widescreen
2/1/2007, 10:22 AM
Must've been the incontinental breakfast.
picasso
2/1/2007, 11:23 AM
looks like somebody slipped upon one of SAS's fetishes.
sanantoniosooner
2/1/2007, 12:56 PM
After the competition she declared she was Finnish.
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