Dear Santa: Here's my wish list for early Christmas presents this football season.

[TUSooner]

OU beats Baylor & the Pukes (Naturally)
aTm beats tejas (OUr Big XII hopes)
Cal beats USC (Bad Trojans!)
Army or USC beats Notre Dame (Bad Domers!)
Either tOSU or Mich win BIG (No more rematch talk)
Ole Miss or Arkansas beats LSU (Bad LSU!)
WVA or Syracuse beats Rutgers (honeymoon over, Rutgers; get out!)
Bama beats Auburn (sorry, Homey! Red elephant pity; plus Auburn must drop)
Arizona beats Oregon (a Stoops brother vs bratty Bellotti; ‘nuff said)
Va Tech or Maryland beats Wake Forest (No honeymoon, WF; you must drop)
S. Fla. or Pitt beats Louavull (Louavull must drop)
Utah St or Nevada beats Boise St. (Blue fielders must lose!)

Is it wrong to want these things?

[Pride Baritone]

As much as we all love to see USC lose, we need to root for them against Cal for our own ranking purposes.

[TUSooner]

As much as we all love to see USC lose, we need to root for them against Cal for our own ranking purposes.

Is that because you figure we can catch Cal but not USC?
Maybe I'll go along with that.