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Ike
11/14/2006, 12:33 PM
are here...

http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/samsung_develops_machine_gun_sentry_robot_costs_20 0k.php


Samsung has partnered with Korea university and developed the machine-gun equipped robotic sentry. It is equipped with two cameras with zooming capabilities one for day time and one for infrared night vision. It has a sophisticated pattern recognition which can detect the difference between humans and trees, and a 5.5mm machine-gun. The robot also has a speaker to warn the intruder to surrender or get a perfect headshot. The robots will go on sale by 2007 for $ 200,000 and will be deployed on the border between North and South Korea.

It's only a matter of time now before they take over the world.
OklahomaTuba
11/14/2006, 12:47 PM
All of my worst fears are slowly coming true. The donks win an election and now killer robots are on the march.

Its just a matter of time now till the zombies come to eat our brains people. These things do happen in threes.
Ike
11/14/2006, 12:53 PM
All of my worst fears are slowly coming true. The donks win an election and now killer robots are on the march.

Its just a matter of time now till the zombies come to eat our brains people. These things do happen in threes.

Well, they aren't exactly on the march, since these are stationary things.
But things actually happen in 27's. It just takes a little longer to recognize the pattern.
TexasSooner01
11/14/2006, 12:58 PM
RISE OF THE MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BETTER MOVE UNDERGROUND AND START BUILDING CYBORGS TO PROTECT THE HUMAN RACE!!!!! :D
Czar Soonerov
11/14/2006, 01:04 PM
http://home.arcor.de/b00sta2/images/http___tmp.4chan.org_gif_src_1131637585577.GIF
Widescreen
11/14/2006, 01:06 PM
It has a sophisticated pattern recognition which can detect the difference between humans and trees
Which means that John Kerry would make that thing self-destruct.

Woo hoo! I should write for Letterman.
JohnnyMack
11/14/2006, 02:34 PM
So what you're saying, basically, is that SkyNet has gone online?
crawfish
11/14/2006, 03:24 PM
DROP YOUR WEAPONS! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY!

http://aliens.humlak.cz/aliens/Aliens_papirove_modely/wip/pics/robocop.jpg
Ike
11/14/2006, 03:27 PM
OK, everybody send me $500 paypal cash and we'll have a 2007 tailgate drawing to see who gets it.
Meanwhile, somebody put up a poll for naming the soonerfans killer robot


heh. we'd have to tweak its pattern recognition algorithm to differentiate between sooners and whorns.
IB4OU2
11/14/2006, 03:39 PM
heh. we'd have to tweak its pattern recognition algorithm to differentiate between sooners and whorns.


just add a smelly whorn sensor...
TexasSooner01
11/14/2006, 04:14 PM
...or just tell it to shoot anything orange

Heh......that way it would get rid of the aggys too! :cool:
BigRedJed
11/14/2006, 05:32 PM
Her name is Yoshimi
she's a black belt in karate
working for the city
she has to discipline her body

'Cause she knows that
it's demanding
to defeat those evil machines
I know she can beat them

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots eat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots defeat me

Those evil-natured robots
they're programmed to destroy us
she's gotta be strong to fight them
so she's taking lots of vitamins

'Cause she knows that
it'd be tragic
if those evil robots win
I know she can beat them

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots defeat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots eat me

Yoshimi

'Cause she knows that
it'd be tragic
if those evil robots win
I know she can beat them

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots defeat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots defeat me

Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots eat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
but you won't let those robots eat me

Yoshimi
OUstudent4life
11/14/2006, 05:35 PM
Heh. Jed, that's the first thing I thought when i read the title.

:D
OklahomaTuba
11/14/2006, 05:38 PM
Well, they aren't exactly on the march, since these are stationary things.

So THEY say....
TexasSooner01
11/14/2006, 05:41 PM
So THEY say....


Yeah! its a conspiracy don't ya know!

:les: THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
slickdawg
11/14/2006, 06:02 PM
domo ari gato, mr. roboto
soonerboomer93
11/14/2006, 06:09 PM
I wonder if I can bring one of those back with me when my project ends?
soonerboomer93
11/14/2006, 06:11 PM
Well, they aren't exactly on the march, since these are stationary things.
But things actually happen in 27's. It just takes a little longer to recognize the pattern.


FYI,

they're not stationary
OklahomaTuba
11/14/2006, 06:14 PM
Ok, so do they have tank tracks or do they have legs like those shooting camel things in return of the jedi?

I would hope for big stomping legs just for the whole effect and stuff.
JohnnyMack
11/14/2006, 06:17 PM
AT-ST or AT-AT?

Get your nerd vernacular right.
soonerboomer93
11/14/2006, 08:38 PM
they have treads to roll on, no walking
OUinFLA
11/14/2006, 09:08 PM
have we ordered any for our border?
Harry Beanbag
11/14/2006, 10:18 PM
They're still not as bad-*** as these guys...


http://www.seizurerobots.com/
StoopTroup
11/15/2006, 12:09 AM
Sadly there is no Denmark link Harry. ;)