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StoopTroup
11/13/2006, 05:39 PM
...smells like Morris the Cat's litter box. :D

http://www.edhat.com/assets/catOfTheWeek/morris.jpg

:pop:
humblesooner
11/13/2006, 05:47 PM
...looks like Morris the Cat's litter box.

:D
Widescreen
11/13/2006, 05:50 PM
can't shut his yap, a lot like Keith Burns and Less Miles.
Landthief 1972
11/13/2006, 05:58 PM
peed in the baptismal fountain.
trwxxa
11/13/2006, 06:04 PM
Went trick or treating dressed as Dennis Franchione.

All he got was rocks...
badger
11/13/2006, 06:09 PM
...is too cool to wear hats:
https://www1.baylor.edu/baylortv/thumb/000152.jpg
... thinks "James Blonde" will be better than anything with Sean Connery.
...thinks cheerios belong in bowls.
IronSooner
11/13/2006, 06:36 PM
...always throws wet towels on the floor. And secretly longs for someone to towel-snap him with one.
badger
11/13/2006, 07:08 PM
...has stockpiles of the "New Coke" because he was the only one that liked it.
birddog
11/13/2006, 07:10 PM
...added the second "s" to the end of his last name because it made it look much "zippier."
badger
11/13/2006, 07:18 PM
...is the reason all media surrounding da bears involves the phrase "new guy" or "smart guy" or "big guy"
Dio
11/13/2006, 08:11 PM
...always calls Jim "Big Tuna", and got really ****ed when he put his calculator in jello.
Crucifax Autumn
11/13/2006, 08:20 PM
...Has lost almost twice as many games in his head coaching career as he's won.
badger
11/13/2006, 09:36 PM
...thinks mascots are essential to college football.

especially inflatable ones.
JohnnyMack
11/13/2006, 09:38 PM
......wonders why Alf isn't still on TV.
badger
11/13/2006, 09:39 PM
...vacuums his carpet with a straw, because he is good at sucking.
The Preach Man
11/13/2006, 09:42 PM
wishes he could coach at a quality program like okie state.

:stunned:
badger
11/13/2006, 10:18 PM
...hsots a team barbecue called "The Guy Fry"
SoonerinSouthlake
11/13/2006, 10:58 PM
....insists on having the Baylor Players address him as "Big Guy" in the showers very contrary to obvious deficiencies
badger
11/13/2006, 11:04 PM
... thinks stadiums off campus create ample parking opportunities for all the many baylor football fans.
letsroll
11/13/2006, 11:05 PM
....thinks morris the cat is sexy
birddog
11/13/2006, 11:07 PM
...has big gulp cups filled with copenhagen spit sitting on his night stand.
ashley
11/14/2006, 08:31 AM
He needs to act a little more interested during games. His team seems to mirror his disinterest.
OKMAGIC
11/14/2006, 10:54 AM
Wishes the Big 12 would trade Baylor for Arkansas.
westcoast_sooner
11/14/2006, 11:27 AM
... can't wait to get out of Waco and find him a REAL good job.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/14/2006, 11:36 AM
Thinks Dr. Pepper sucks and won't let his team drink it...
Landthief 1972
11/14/2006, 05:38 PM
Wishes his team could draw half the crowd the local high school does for a game.
LoyalFan
11/14/2006, 11:03 PM
Hoards Taco Bell coupons so he can sponsor the annual Baylor Football Banquet,....honest!

LF
sooneron
11/14/2006, 11:07 PM
Thought X Men 3 trumped the others
SoonerObsession
11/14/2006, 11:24 PM
...won't take your Long Johns Silver coupons because they expired yesterday.
SicEmBaylor
11/14/2006, 11:25 PM
Wishes his team could draw half the crowd the local high school does for a game.

That's way too close to the truth to be funny.
SoonerObsession
11/14/2006, 11:30 PM
...ritualisticly shaves his testicles (there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, he suggests you try it)
SoonerObsession
11/14/2006, 11:31 PM
...wants his two dollars!!!
badger
11/15/2006, 12:49 AM
...wants his two dollars!!!
...and if any of his players have two fillings, he will say "Then I will have two fillings."
Crucifax Autumn
11/15/2006, 12:50 AM
...shaves bear balls
badger
11/15/2006, 12:52 AM
...repeats catch phrases heard on popular sitcoms because it makes him sound younger and cooler.
SicEmBaylor
11/15/2006, 12:56 AM
:sigh:
....will not play the game close enough to shower with his sister this week.
badger
11/15/2006, 02:30 AM
...b*tches about the band and doesn't know when to stop.
SoonerObsession
11/15/2006, 09:20 AM
...always brings up Rocky Marciano everytime people start talking about boxing.
SoonerObsession
11/15/2006, 09:21 AM
...has a blinking 12:00 on his vcr all the time.
n8v_ndn
11/15/2006, 10:56 AM
During a blowout at home to OU, copies Texas by loudly reminding his players, 'We might have lost, but they have to go back and live in Norman, Oklahoma!
King Crimson
11/15/2006, 11:10 AM
really likes to watch Body Sculpting with Gilad.
sooneron
11/15/2006, 11:36 AM
Likes to pronounce Pirates like Pilates!
badger
11/15/2006, 10:32 PM
...thinks one win against a&m makes them "rivals"
Landthief 1972
11/15/2006, 10:34 PM
Killed him a bear when he was only three.
birddog
11/15/2006, 10:35 PM
refers to his a-hole as his salad shooter.
badger
11/15/2006, 10:47 PM
...drinks Sam's Cola Choice because it's five cents cheaper than Pepsi.
Landthief 1972
11/16/2006, 10:33 AM
Makes his wife show her ankles when he's feeling kinky.
Jason White's Third Knee
11/16/2006, 11:30 AM
... asked me to loufa his stretch marks.
SoonerObsession
11/16/2006, 12:54 PM
...got so excited last night that Emmit Smith won "Dancing with the Stars", that he got goose bumps.
OUmillenium
11/16/2006, 01:04 PM
...is a Baylor Bear who craps in the woods
Doged
11/16/2006, 01:14 PM
....moonlights as Gal Morriss.
StoopTroup
11/18/2006, 02:13 AM
...is puking.
King Crimson
11/18/2006, 07:41 AM
likes sex and city.....alot.
StoopTroup
11/18/2006, 09:36 AM
....is in a fetal position in the Baylor Lockeroom.
StoopTroup
11/18/2006, 12:31 PM
...just pooped on the sideline...
Jeopardude
11/18/2006, 01:30 PM
Yells FREEBIRD! at shows and then looks around for people's approval.
birddog
11/18/2006, 01:34 PM
...went to the dr. to get his neck hair pemanently lasered off.