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crawfish
11/13/2006, 11:56 AM
Strong C++, multi-tiered development experience, knowledge of cryptographic routines.

Contact me if you're qualified!
Veritas
11/13/2006, 12:07 PM
Strong C++, multi-tiered development experience, knowledge of cryptographic routines.

Contact me if you're qualified!
.NET or no .NET?
slickdawg
11/13/2006, 12:34 PM
Does doleo qualify as a cryptographic routine?

At least he could be a modern day "wind talker"
Penguin
11/13/2006, 01:20 PM
10 PRINT "HIRE ME, CRAWFISH!"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
crawfish
11/13/2006, 01:40 PM
10 PRINT "HIRE ME, CRAWFISH!"
20 GOTO 10
RUN

Dude, that took almost no time to decrypt.
Vaevictis
11/13/2006, 01:41 PM
It was clearly in double rot-13.
NormanPride
11/13/2006, 02:02 PM
if pay > 1.2M then
print "yes, please"
else
print "**** off dip ****"
end if



;)
OUDoc
11/13/2006, 02:05 PM
Would I have to sleep with the boss?
Widescreen
11/13/2006, 02:07 PM
10 PRINT "HIRE ME, CRAWFISH!"
20 GOTO 10
RUN
Spaghetti Code!!!!1!1!1!!!
49r
11/13/2006, 02:55 PM
does it pay $9 an hour?
crawfish
11/13/2006, 03:02 PM
does it pay $9 an hour?

Well...when you factor in standard software engineer overtime...

It's close. :O
OUDoc
11/13/2006, 04:02 PM
I'll give you $3.50 for it.
swardboy
11/13/2006, 05:53 PM
Strong C++, multi-tiered development experience, knowledge of cryptographic routines.

Contact me if you're qualified!

mmm...I averaged c+ in college, and, uh...have knowledge of some comedic routines. I'm your man!
Penguin
11/13/2006, 06:02 PM
WTF is multi-tiered development?
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
11/13/2006, 06:14 PM
http://www.shieldsaroundtheworld.com/origs/P0003221.jpg

crossing fingers hot link doesn't get edited...
crawfish
11/13/2006, 06:17 PM
WTF is multi-tiered development?

I'm only posting this because I know you don't care.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-tier
soonerboomer93
11/13/2006, 06:35 PM
Can you just hire me, let me fake it for 2-4 months and then get fired?
Vaevictis
11/13/2006, 06:40 PM
*checks off "multi-tier" on his buzzword bingo card*

Also known as, apparently, "You've done some interprocess communication stuff at some point or another."
slickdawg
11/13/2006, 06:53 PM
IS this one of those jobs that Bush says that Americans won't do?
Penguin
11/13/2006, 06:55 PM
I'm only posting this because I know you don't care.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-tier


Yeah. Thanks, but I don't really care. Too much reading and/or comprehension.
mdklatt
11/13/2006, 07:02 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-tier

Hey, I do that and I didn't even know it. This job isn't in Tulsa is it? Because Tulsa sucks.
Vaevictis
11/13/2006, 07:11 PM
echo "You are teh suck" | sed s/suck/r00l/ | mail root

multi-tier programming. Ninjatastic!@#
mdklatt
11/13/2006, 07:17 PM
Hypothetically, is somebody who is a self-taught programmer but has built online multi-tiered database applications from scratch using various combinations of C++, SQL, PHP, and HTML/CGI considered qualified? :cool: