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Oldnslo
11/13/2006, 10:48 AM
I've put ads in the Tulsa World and with TU and TCC.

5 resumes. (One of which was from the wife of the dude who's in charge of the job placement office at one of the named institutions).

So: if any of you f'n hillbillies want to get your foot in the door in the fast-paced, laugh-in-the-face-of-danger practice of law, fax a resume to 918-587-8925.

I hope to hold interviews at the end of the week, so don't delay.

word/wordperfect is a big plus. 9.00/hr 15-20 hrs/wk.
Mjcpr
11/13/2006, 10:52 AM
Will I have access to the innernets?
Czar Soonerov
11/13/2006, 10:53 AM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=11
Oldnslo
11/13/2006, 10:55 AM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=11
Yeah, thanks with that, Czar. See, I wanted there to be some danger that someone would see this.


5 f'n resumes. :hot:
Widescreen
11/13/2006, 10:57 AM
$9/hour part time? What's the catch?
OUDoc
11/13/2006, 10:58 AM
Would I have to sleep with the boss?
Czar Soonerov
11/13/2006, 11:00 AM
Would I get to sleep with the boss?

Fixed.

:hot:
Czar Soonerov
11/13/2006, 11:04 AM
Write whatever you wish on 9 A4 pages and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D.
Oldnslo
11/13/2006, 11:06 AM
Would I have to sleep with the boss?
There are 5 of us.


yes.
crawfish
11/13/2006, 11:06 AM
Can you have sex on it?

Oh, wait....
Oldnslo
11/13/2006, 11:07 AM
Write whatever you wish on 9 A4 pages and tape them together (end to end). Dial Czar's fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D.
fixed.
1stTimeCaller
11/13/2006, 11:12 AM
look at all of the news jobs that have been created since the Dems have taken over the Senate and House!!!!
Mixer!
11/13/2006, 11:13 AM
Faxes are so 20th C.





:D
Oldnslo
11/13/2006, 11:17 AM
Faxes are so 20th C.





:D
Certainly. And the outstanding candidate will already know how to PM and/or e-mail me.