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Norm In Norman
11/12/2006, 09:52 PM
no, not egg whites. I'm talking about laundry. I think I'm going to get rid of all my towels and get about 30 sets of plain white towels. Then maybe a couple sets of plain white sheets. White stuff just seems cleaner than colors. I mean, you use hot water and bleach to clean it. It probably more than just seems cleaner. I would imagine it IS cleaner than colors.

Oh, and since you asked, I usually cut most of the whites off my eggs. I can eat them but I like to have some yolk with each bite.

And I don't prefer white cars - I prefer black. The wife doesn't though, so we got a gray one.

Weird, eh?
SoonerInKCMO
11/12/2006, 09:56 PM
Naw, go with black towels - you only have to wash them when they start to smell.
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 09:58 PM
I just bought some white sheets yesterday, believe it or not.

You just have to be very careful what you tell the cleaners you got on them. They don't believe "spaghetti sauce."

I also got one of those tempurfoam mattress pads. That's on top of my dual-pillowtop mattress. My bed is so comfortable it's ridiculous.
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 09:58 PM
Oh, a caution on the white towels:

Actually, never mind. You'll discover this problem soon enough.
Norm In Norman
11/12/2006, 10:04 PM
I just bought some white sheets yesterday, believe it or not.

You just have to be very careful what you tell the cleaners you got on them. They don't believe "spaghetti sauce."

I also got one of those tempurfoam mattress pads. That's on top of my dual-pillowtop mattress. My bed is so comfortable it's ridiculous.
Um - you got dry clean only sheets?
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 10:07 PM
Some stains a guy just can't get out on his own.
slickdawg
11/12/2006, 10:07 PM
Where does your luck fit into this equation?
Norm In Norman
11/12/2006, 10:10 PM
This more of a cheapness thing, because there are still threads left in my current towels.
SoonerInKCMO
11/12/2006, 10:16 PM
I also got one of those tempurfoam mattress pads. That's on top of my dual-pillowtop mattress. My bed is so comfortable it's ridiculous.

Man, that memory foam stuff is the shiznit. I have a 1.5" pad on top of my broke-down 15-year old mattress and it's awesome. I don't know what I'd do if I put it on top of a new pillowtop mattress.
RacerX
11/12/2006, 10:23 PM
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/facebutt-1.jpg
IB4OU2
11/12/2006, 10:31 PM
You'll be liking white pampers soon enough......:D
GottaHavePride
11/12/2006, 11:40 PM
Oh, a caution on the white towels:

Actually, never mind. You'll discover this problem soon enough.
Heh.


:les: WASH YER ASSCRACK!!!
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 11:43 PM
Apparently GHP has owned white towels before...

:D
GottaHavePride
11/12/2006, 11:49 PM
Yeah, it's the other, lesser-known Walk of Shame. the one where you carry the towel to the washing machine.
sanantoniosooner
11/12/2006, 11:57 PM
If you clean your butt, it wont stain a towel.

just a little PSA.
OCUDad
11/12/2006, 11:58 PM
Uh... also, and this is for the male-type people on the SO, if you're a hairy kind of person... well... white sheets after a couple of days can start to look... oh, never mind.

Apologies to Hairy.
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 11:59 PM
Dude, some of us don't shed.
GottaHavePride
11/13/2006, 12:00 AM
If you clean your butt, it wont stain a towel.

just a little PSA.


Heh.
OCUDad
11/13/2006, 12:04 AM
Dude, some of us don't shed.I'm talking to the ones who have already reached puberty.
sanantoniosooner
11/13/2006, 12:05 AM
Of course you don't shed in Alaska.
Frozen Sooner
11/13/2006, 12:08 AM
I'm talking to the ones who have already reached puberty.

Oh, I've got my man-sweater. I WISH it shed.
OCUDad
11/13/2006, 12:08 AM
Of course you don't reach puberty in Alaska.Fixed.
Frozen Sooner
11/13/2006, 12:09 AM
OCU, your preoccupation with my development of secondary sexual characteristics is weirding me out.

Trust me, I'm as hairy as Chewbacca on Rogaine.
OCUDad
11/13/2006, 12:17 AM
So now we should worry about the primary characteristics?

I got nuthin... and it's late.
Frozen Sooner
11/13/2006, 12:19 AM
Well, at least SOMEONE is concerned about my primary characteristics tonight. :sad:
sanantoniosooner
11/13/2006, 12:19 AM
OCU, your preoccupation with my development of secondary sexual characteristics is weirding me out.

Would you like to see my Wookie?
:eek:
picasso
11/13/2006, 12:35 AM
honky.
Jimminy Crimson
11/13/2006, 03:29 AM
Regardless of white or not, having all your towels in the same color definately helps with doing laundry.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/13/2006, 09:52 AM
I can't wait for bri to see this thread.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/13/2006, 10:29 AM
I've had all white towels & warshrags since college. When you can throw all your towels in the warsher with some bleach & hot water & Downy, you're golden.