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1stTimeCaller
11/12/2006, 09:36 PM
I left the tailgate and went to the Wormy Dog to see Bonnie Bishop. I barely remember walking back to the hotel. I had about 8 shots of Jager and at least that many beers. My tab was $3.:eek: I was deerunk.

Guess what I noticed when I woke up this afternoon.:O
StoopTroup
11/12/2006, 09:39 PM
You were missing a kidney?
SoonerInKCMO
11/12/2006, 09:41 PM
That you ****ed in the floor?
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 09:41 PM
YES!!!!

I was hoping that's what this thread was about.

Now I get to totally moralize and judge!

Get some help, man!
OUDoc
11/12/2006, 09:42 PM
Another dead tranny in your bed?
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 09:43 PM
Another dead tranny in your bed?

Didn't you read that he was walking?

Oh.
OUDoc
11/12/2006, 09:44 PM
Didn't you read that he was walking?

Oh.
The other tranny. Gotta be more specific in a 1TC thread, I guess.
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 09:46 PM
Yeah, I got it eventually. Hence "Oh." :D
Rogue
11/12/2006, 09:46 PM
How did you "notice" this thing?
See it?
Smell it?
Feel it?
Hear it?
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 09:47 PM
Actually, I wouldn't put it past a drunk 1TC to try to pick up a tranny at like Napa or something.
Rhino
11/12/2006, 09:58 PM
Why, why, why do you mention stuff like this to other people?
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2006, 10:00 PM
mention what? Nobody has guessed correctly yet.

Keep guessing.
Rhino
11/12/2006, 10:07 PM
Ah. I think the :eek: in the tab price is throwing everyone.
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2006, 10:10 PM
I knew everyone would guess '****ed the floor' but that's not it. I would sooo tell everyone about it if that's what it was. I think it's funny. This is even funnier, kind of.
Rogue
11/12/2006, 10:12 PM
If it's funny, it's gonna have to be disclosed soon if you are to take advantage of any comedic timing.
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2006, 10:16 PM
When I get really drunk I like really big girls.
SoonerInKCMO
11/12/2006, 10:18 PM
You found a big girl in your bed? :confused:
okienole3
11/12/2006, 10:18 PM
:twinkies: 'd your pants?
royalfan5
11/12/2006, 10:18 PM
When I get really drunk I like really big girls.
how big is "big"?
Frozen Sooner
11/12/2006, 10:19 PM
Ah. So you got laid. Good for you, man.
Rogue
11/12/2006, 10:27 PM
When I get really drunk I like really big girls.
Is this just a hint or is this what you "noticed" when you woke up? :D
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2006, 10:39 PM
just kidding. I peed in the trashcan.
royalfan5
11/12/2006, 10:43 PM
At least it was in a container
picasso
11/12/2006, 10:45 PM
Scott, I met an old buddy in Tulsa this evening for a drink and eats and ran into Clemishire! he said he got your calls but your # didn't register so's he could not call your sorry arse back.

:D
BeetDigger
11/12/2006, 11:01 PM
just kidding. I peed in the trashcan.


So that's what you call doing a big girl.
SCOUT
11/12/2006, 11:02 PM
When I get really drunk I like really big girls.
Big girls are like mopeds. Sure they are fun, at least until your friends find out you have been riding one.
BeetDigger
11/12/2006, 11:23 PM
They're built for comfort, not for speed.
TexasLidig8r
11/13/2006, 10:30 AM
:(

Dude.. We were all so hoping you were going to say... you woke up, and there before you, laying nekkid as the day you were born, was your bonny lass, Bonnie.. with a huge smile on her face...

(and then you vaguely remember as you were approaching the promised land, she kept moaning out.. "Oh Lid.. Oh yes.. again Lid.. oh yes!!!"

:D :D :D
picasso
11/13/2006, 10:44 AM
:(

Dude.. We were all so hoping you were going to say... you woke up, and there before you, laying nekkid as the day you were born, was your bonny lass, Bonnie.. with a huge smile on her face...

(and then you vaguely remember as you were approaching the promised land, she kept moaning out.. "Oh Lid.. umm yer already finished... again Lid.. is it even IN yet????!!!"

:D :D :D

fixed.
Jimminy Crimson
11/13/2006, 11:41 AM
Sorry I didn't make it to the Dog, 1TC.

Glad you had a good time!