So, we are sitting and talking about eating healthier

[sanantoniosooner]

And my 7 year old said, "Count me out. I'm a skinny little boy."

[Frozen Sooner]

Dave Attell had a really good riff on raising children.

He said that he really liked Amish kids, so he's going to raise his kids Amish.

"But dad, it's 6pm, why do we have to go to bed now?"
"Because you're Amish."
"But YOU don't have to go to bed."
"Right. I'm not Amish. You are."