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Jerk
11/10/2006, 10:59 PM
http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html

Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon.

Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres. Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses...like "tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was."

But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.

Absolutely horrifying. Like cows, once robots taste blood, their hunger for human flesh can never be satiated

LOCK AND LOAD, BOYS!
StoopTroup
11/10/2006, 11:03 PM
But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon.

I bet that was an even bigger surprise if he was Jewish.
SoonerInKCMO
11/10/2006, 11:06 PM
Hmmm... so that's what people taste like... bacon.

Gives me some ideas. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/ToddG/39.gif
Frozen Sooner
11/10/2006, 11:13 PM
There's a reason for the term "long pig."

And I don't want your guns. I've got my own. And stop calling me a Democrat.
Jerk
11/10/2006, 11:20 PM
There's a reason for the term "long pig."

And I don't want your guns. I've got my own. And stop calling me a Democrat.

Okie dokie, you liberal commie

(btw- sorry about the words we had a month or so ago. You've always been cool to me)
Sooner24
11/10/2006, 11:27 PM
http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images2003/movie_pix_q-z/soylent_green01.jpg
Frozen Sooner
11/10/2006, 11:42 PM
Okie dokie, you liberal commie

(btw- sorry about the words we had a month or so ago. You've always been cool to me)

It's all good, Jerk. Apology accepted and returned.
Ike
11/11/2006, 12:04 AM
mwhahahahahahaha
Vaevictis
11/11/2006, 12:38 AM
I don't want your guns.

In fact, I think it would be really nice if I could buy a Franchi Spas-15 without having to jump through a billion hoops.
soonerboomer93
11/11/2006, 01:55 AM
I always wrap my filets in the skin of dead hookers
Frozen Sooner
11/11/2006, 02:04 AM
I always wrap my filets in the skin of dead hookers

Did you know that if you keep them alive you don't even have to refrigerate?

Plus, the skin grows back-so it's like a skin tree.


I may have just grossed myself completely out.