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Jerk
11/10/2006, 07:23 PM
She was very disturbed by seeing a cat get ran over on 122nd street.

I really didn't know what to say to her, but I knew I had to try and make her feel better.

So, I said, look, I've seen everything dead on the road: cats, dogs, deer, even people. You know what I do? I just don't think about it, that's what I do! Yeah, I just put it in the back of my mind.

So she says "you've seen dead people on the road?"

Then I have to go through the whole story about the Broncho flipping over on I-44 in Bristow and the driver of said vehicle being ejected, dead on the ground right in the middle of the pavement.

So you see, life can be pretty sh*tty in the out-side world. So, you just take who you love, and you insulate them from the rest of the world, and put all other disturbing thoughts out of your head.

Think she feels better?
mdklatt
11/10/2006, 07:28 PM
Is she hawt?
oilmud
11/10/2006, 07:29 PM
She should appreciate how hard those cats are to hit.
Jerk
11/10/2006, 07:30 PM
LOL damnit guys
Jerk
11/10/2006, 07:31 PM
Is she hawt?

Her husband is the brother to a well-known poster and board member here.

Just thought you'd wanna know.
mdklatt
11/10/2006, 07:32 PM
Her husband is the brother to a well-known poster and board member here.



You?
Osce0la
11/10/2006, 07:32 PM
no seriously...


hawt?
booomer
11/10/2006, 07:35 PM
Is it TUSooner?
Jerk
11/10/2006, 07:41 PM
YES, booomer
booomer
11/10/2006, 07:44 PM
See, I've been paying attention. :D
Vaevictis
11/10/2006, 07:45 PM
I once ran over a pigeon. I hate pigeons. The cloud of feathers behind my car afterwards gave me a warm fuzzy.
saucysoonergal
11/10/2006, 09:44 PM
I saw an ejected baby-carrier once. It was upside down in the median. I can't ever get that out of my mind and I hope beyond hope that the baby was safe at home.
TUSooner
11/10/2006, 10:54 PM
I wouldn't use the word "hawt" about my brother's dear sweet wife (and she really is a sweetie), but she is pretty good looking!
:D
Jerk
11/10/2006, 10:56 PM
She's a good cook, too.
TUSooner
11/10/2006, 10:57 PM
I once saw a fish that got run over by a car while swimming over a flooded bridge. Only the fish looked more surprised than I did.
TUSooner
11/10/2006, 10:58 PM
She's a good cook, too.
Word.
Last fall I spent almost every Friday evening over at their house enjoying her cooking. DANG, I sure miss it.
yermom
11/11/2006, 01:29 AM
I once ran over a pigeon. I hate pigeons. The cloud of feathers behind my car afterwards gave me a warm fuzzy.

i felt bad about my pigeon, but it was kinda comical

why on earth would you land in front of a Jetta on the highway doing 70+?

the cloud of feathers was quite impressive
yermom
11/11/2006, 01:30 AM
Word.
Last fall I spent almost every Friday evening over at their house enjoying her cooking. DANG, I sure miss it.

stupid weak hurricane season :D
batonrougesooner
11/11/2006, 01:31 AM
Cat's were born to die.

Dogs on the other hand...
1stTimeCaller
11/11/2006, 01:31 AM
maybe the pigeon thought it was an Outback?


;)
yermom
11/11/2006, 01:38 AM
this was like 5 cars before the Subaru ;)

:mad:
soonerboomer93
11/11/2006, 01:53 AM
heh, I had a owl drop out of no where, driving west texas backroads around dusk

Civic had a dent the size of a basketball in the hood