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sanantoniosooner
11/9/2006, 11:54 PM
Top 13 according to Maxim (http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=2647&imgCollectId=130)
birddog
11/9/2006, 11:57 PM
so is worst best movies in the next issue?
King Crimson
11/10/2006, 12:07 AM
pretty weak. there are a lot more bad/good movies than those.

though who can argue with Sly's "middle period" with T and C, Cobra, and Lock Up?

before he went on to hilarious comedies like "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!"....
Octavian
11/10/2006, 12:08 AM
there was nothing remotely good about The Core
proud gonzo
11/10/2006, 12:10 AM
Bruce Leroy!
proud gonzo
11/10/2006, 12:12 AM
and surviving the game ROCKS!
Frozen Sooner
11/10/2006, 12:28 AM
What, no Signs?

Wait, that should be on a just plain "worst movie" list.

:D
critical_phil
11/10/2006, 12:30 AM
that list is retarded.
Frozen Sooner
11/10/2006, 12:31 AM
Agreed on Summer School.
Agreed on The Last Dragon. Sho 'Nuff.
Agreed on Scarface.
100% agreed on Over the Top. They really expected that movie to start a competitive arm-wrestling craze.
tbl
11/10/2006, 12:34 AM
Who's the masta!!!

Sho Nuff!

That show is greatness. It should top the list of best bad movies.
Blue
11/10/2006, 12:35 AM
that list is retarded.

Maxim is retarded.
StoopTroup
11/10/2006, 12:36 AM
How about "Event Horizon" with Larry Fishburne, Sam Neill, Kathleen Quinlan ?

http://www.cineclub.de/images/1998/01/event-horizon-1.jpg

http://orbita.starmedia.com/~necrose/Sci-Fi/Filmes/horizon6.jpg
tbl
11/10/2006, 12:36 AM
Surviving the game is a good choice too.

I tell you this; take Gary Buseys monologue about the bulldog & his dad that he tells by the fireplace and put it in a quality film.... Oscar winner.
colleyvillesooner
11/10/2006, 12:40 AM
Over the Top: Because truckers needed their own Rocky Balboa

:D
tbl
11/10/2006, 12:40 AM
Sorry to keep posting separately, but I'm doing it as I go.

Beastmaster is greatness too. I watched that movie like nobodies business when I was a kid.
StoopTroup
11/10/2006, 12:42 AM
Remo Williams...lol

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/section/movies/amg/dvd/cov150/drt300/t325/t32574n5hlu.jpg
tbl
11/10/2006, 12:45 AM
Is that Joe Dirts dad???
King Crimson
11/10/2006, 12:45 AM
Over the Top: Because truckers needed their own Rocky Balboa

:D

that's bull****. truckers had all kinds of heros that were heroically "trucking" and not "arm wrestling"---that's an entirely differnet category.


Convoy, Bj and the Bear....truckers already had a Rocky Balboa.
BeetDigger
11/10/2006, 12:45 AM
and surviving the game ROCKS!


The wife and I met F. Murray Abraham during the shooting of that movie. It was shot in the mountains of Washington. A car passed us while driving over the mountains and ran a stop sign. They were hit directly in the side by a car driven by F. Murray. It killed two kids in the car that failed to stop. F. Murray had a big old bruise on his forehead from the steering wheel - his car just t-boned the other car, but it wasn't his fault. It was right in front of us and we were the one's to call 911. We went to the hospital the next day to meet him. He was really thankful and a really cool guy.
critical_phil
11/10/2006, 12:55 AM
Is that Joe Dirts dad???


he was awesome as a loser cop in Miami Blues
Blue
11/10/2006, 02:11 AM
Speaking of Joe Dirts dad, where is Tremors on that list?
Ike
11/10/2006, 02:25 AM
I saw no Armageddon...it should be there.
I saw no event horizon...it too should be there
as well as wing commander, and teenage catgirls in heat.

For their list of worst worst movies, just take every movie directed by Uwe Boll. The man is a bad movie genius. It doesn't matter if the film is low budget with crappy actors (house of the dead) or high budget with well known actors (Bloodrayne)...he can turn it into a steaming pile of doggie doo.
yermom
11/10/2006, 02:29 AM
Remo Williams...lol

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/section/movies/amg/dvd/cov150/drt300/t325/t32574n5hlu.jpg

we totally saw that guy in Portland. Jiminy and doleo thought it was Richard Gere

all i could think of was Remo Williams, i couldn't remember Fred Ward to save my life
Harry Beanbag
11/10/2006, 07:00 AM
Speaking of Joe Dirts dad, where is Tremors on that list?


Exactly. Tremors rocked.
DoubleDown
11/10/2006, 07:15 AM
The fact this list did not contain "Roadhouse" makes it null and void.
usmc-sooner
11/10/2006, 07:22 AM
Anaconda, the Last Dragon, Scarface, Summer School and Iron Eagle all classics in my book.

they could've added Red Dawn and Cocktail to that list
Gandalf_The_Grey
11/10/2006, 08:36 AM
Flash Gordon...case closed!!
Czar Soonerov
11/10/2006, 09:55 AM
Big Trouble In Little China.
Czar Soonerov
11/10/2006, 10:09 AM
Tango & Cash.
usmc-sooner
11/10/2006, 10:10 AM
Big Trouble In Little China.

three words

best movie ever
Beef
11/10/2006, 10:16 AM
The fact this list did not contain "Roadhouse" makes it null and void.
Amen.
NormanPride
11/10/2006, 10:22 AM
Big Trouble In Little China.

Yes! **** Over the Top, truckers have Jack ****ing Burton!
Czar Soonerov
11/10/2006, 10:27 AM
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Czar Soonerov
11/10/2006, 10:28 AM
Escape From New York.

Man, Kurt Russell was in some really bad good movies.
sanantoniosooner
11/10/2006, 10:31 AM
Next of Kin
Czar Soonerov
11/10/2006, 10:35 AM
Red Dawn.
usmc-sooner
11/10/2006, 10:39 AM
just about every boob movie from the 80's

Tomboy, Bachelor Party, My Tutor, Spring Break, Last American Virgin

I grew up a lot watching those movies.
NormanPride
11/10/2006, 10:40 AM
"Snake Pliskin? I thought you were dead."
Czar Soonerov
11/10/2006, 10:42 AM
Weird Science?
picasso
11/10/2006, 10:44 AM
Next of Kin
Some of Liam Neeson's best work. you'd have thunk the boy was from Kentucky and not the U.K.:)
Oldnslo
11/10/2006, 10:53 AM
Escape From New York.


Soldier

Torque


Liam Neeson's best work? DARKMAN, which should also be on the list.
picasso
11/10/2006, 10:56 AM
Soldier

Torque


Liam Neeson's best work? DARKMAN, which should also be on the list.
dude, he's from the U.K. and he perfectly played a bad assed unkempt hillbilly.:D
crawfish
11/10/2006, 11:00 AM
I think we need to exclude camp. Flash Gordon, Tremors, etc. are all meant to be exactly what they are.

Lots of recent movies fit the profile: Resident Evil, Doom, Underworld, Aeon Flux, Ultraviolet.
OhU1
11/10/2006, 11:53 AM
Only movie on the list I saw was Scarface. I need to watch more bad movies.

I agree Roadhouse needed to be on the list. Every bad cliche was explored in that one. Even had Sam Elliot who always plays the same character in every movie.
Czar Soonerov
11/10/2006, 12:40 PM
Next of Kin


If you believe in the here-after, then you know what I'm here after.
GottaHavePride
11/10/2006, 01:05 PM
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

No matter where you go, there you are...
Dio
11/10/2006, 01:23 PM
Reform School Girls
They Live
Stone Cold
Cool as Ice
Frozen Sooner
11/10/2006, 01:31 PM
three words

best movie ever

One word

Agreed.
Frozen Sooner
11/10/2006, 01:33 PM
just about every boob movie from the 80's

Tomboy, Bachelor Party, My Tutor, Spring Break, Last American Virgin

I grew up a lot watching those movies.

Spring Break-that was the one they showed on HBO pretty much constantly about the fraternity guys from Iowa State who take a pledge to Palm Springs to get laid, they get pretty much shut out while he turns into a stud, right?
tbl
11/10/2006, 08:10 PM
Stone Cold, Roadhouse, & BTILC are definite additions, possibly claiming 1, 2 & 3 booking.

Weird Science is a great movie, but I'm not sure I'd say it was "bad" great. Most of those 80's movies are kind of in their own world of greatness. I'd add "Just one of the guys" the the 80's list too.
GottaHavePride
11/10/2006, 08:12 PM
Real Genius.
proud gonzo
11/11/2006, 02:58 AM
Rocky Horror Picture Show