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bri
11/9/2006, 10:58 AM
Okay, sports fans, the first annual Stanely1 Memorial One-On-One Soonerfans Championship will be decided in a secret location tomorrow evening at 5. You can't watch, but you CAN bet on which of these SF titans will emerge as the victor...

hurricane'bone
11/9/2006, 11:02 AM
The fact that this is taking place in a secret location scares me into thinking its rigged.

OUAndy1807
11/9/2006, 11:45 AM
I'm all in on Bri. Don't let me down.

bri
11/9/2006, 12:10 PM
The fact that this is taking place in a secret location scares me into thinking its rigged.

It's not really a "secret" location as a "secured" one. :D

Howzit
11/9/2006, 12:27 PM
doleo talks a lot so he HAS to be really good...right?

Plus, I saw bri get whupped by Fan's daughter, so doleo HAS to win...right?

'Cause...see...if doleo doesn't win, that means he got beat by a guy who got beat by a teenage girl.

bri
11/9/2006, 12:30 PM
And the sad thing is...I was actually sorta in decent shape back then. I haven't shot regularly since the golden days of the original Fat Jihad, and my mechanics are GONE. :(

Gandalf_The_Grey
11/9/2006, 12:32 PM
Hey now...cut out that insider info...you will be in Marth Stewart Prison!

bri
11/9/2006, 01:02 PM
Damn, I hear it's hard to get out of Martha Stewart Prison. Bitch does some SERIOUS kegels.

leavingthezoo
11/9/2006, 02:06 PM
bri- you know you have my vHeart, but doleo has my vConfidence. (but only 100 vbucks worth) heh

bri
11/9/2006, 02:23 PM
I'd expect nothing less from you, vWoman. :mad:

Gandalf_The_Grey
11/9/2006, 02:24 PM
Seriously this isn't hard...Stanley1 can beat Chris Paul...Stanley1 is scared of Dolemite!!! Do the math!!

Beef
11/9/2006, 02:26 PM
Seriously this isn't hard...Stanley1 can beat Chris Paul...Stanley1 is scared of Dolemite!!! Do the math!!
I thought he could beat Courtney Paris. Damn, I'm confused.

Gandalf_The_Grey
11/9/2006, 02:31 PM
He keeps getting better, his legend is growing!

bri
11/9/2006, 06:47 PM
I feel like I should apologize in advance for all the vCash you guys are gonna lose when doleo pwnz me tomorrow. I mean, there's a REASON I'm such a heavy underdog!

instigator
11/9/2006, 07:31 PM
Who is videoing this????

OUDoc
11/9/2006, 07:33 PM
I feel like I should apologize in advance for all the vCash you guys are gonna lose when doleo pwnz me tomorrow. I mean, there's a REASON I'm such a heavy underdog!
Doleo's not a mod. I think you see where I'm going with this. :)

leavingthezoo
11/9/2006, 09:17 PM
:texan: CORRUPTION!

StoopTroup
11/9/2006, 09:39 PM
I feel like I should apologize in advance for all the vCash you guys are gonna lose when doleo pwnz me tomorrow. I mean, there's a REASON I'm such a heavy underdog!
No reason to apologize to me....

Unless you hurt him and then win by default. :D

:pop:

Rogue
11/9/2006, 10:30 PM
$v9 on Doleo...bigbucksnowhammies!!!

Sooner_Bob
11/9/2006, 11:15 PM
I gots to get paid.

proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 11:24 PM
WHAT?? betting is CLOSED??

GottaHavePride
11/9/2006, 11:25 PM
I gots to get paid.
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5743/gottogetpaidsfwbr2.jpg (http://www.marriedtothesea.com/mtts-archives/mttsarchive-feb06.php)

OUAndy1807
11/10/2006, 07:37 AM
I've got 3600 on Bri. If I lose, I'm getting it back somehow from him.

dolemitesooner
11/10/2006, 10:43 AM
OHH ...man you are in trouble ..the only way you are getting that money is if bri just feels sorry for you ot acts like he has won...

I mean **** he may beat me thats why you play the game. He could beat me if I play like total ****. and he is able to not fall out

leavingthezoo
11/10/2006, 11:03 AM
OHH ...man you are in trouble ..the only way you are getting that money is if bri just feels sorry for you ot acts like he has won...

I mean **** he may beat me thats why you play the game. He could beat me if I play like total ****. and he is able to not fall out

if bri beats you, i'm going to beat you. with a stick. :mad:

bri
11/10/2006, 11:06 AM
Hey, don't take it out on poor doleo just because YOU'RE a heartless woman. :P

leavingthezoo
11/10/2006, 11:08 AM
Hey, don't take it out on poor doleo just because YOU'RE a heartless woman. :P

silly boy. don't you see how provoking me to beat doleo with a stick should be extra motivation for you? :D

dolemitesooner
11/10/2006, 11:10 AM
My last name is hartless...when did we get married zoo?

leavingthezoo
11/10/2006, 11:11 AM
shhhhhhh. bri thinks he's the only one. but then, so does howzit. HOLY CARP! i have a boy harem. AWESOME!

dolemitesooner
11/10/2006, 11:12 AM
LOL

bri
11/10/2006, 11:20 AM
<---Sad. :(

leavingthezoo
11/10/2006, 11:22 AM
<---Sad. :(

don't be sad. you get to feed me grapes. :D

dolemitesooner
11/10/2006, 11:24 AM
don't be sad. you get to feed me grapes. :D
i WAS GOING TO SAY SOMTHING REALLY BAD BUT i WONT

leavingthezoo
11/10/2006, 11:26 AM
heh.

OUAndy1807
11/10/2006, 11:50 AM
If I lose this bet, I'll be breaking someone's vlegs.

yermom
11/10/2006, 11:53 AM
word.

bri
11/10/2006, 12:04 PM
Dude, it's not my fault that this ONE TIME, faith in me is misplaced.

I appreciate the vConfidence, tho. :D

yermom
11/10/2006, 12:05 PM
it's your vLegs in jeopardy if you beat doleo with all the sandbagging you are doing ;)

bri
11/10/2006, 12:09 PM
You say "sandbagging", I say "honest assessment". :D

Now, nine years ago? Oh, I would have pwnt his beyonce *ss. Now? I'm gonna be his prison girlfriend in about six hours and change. :(

dolemitesooner
11/10/2006, 02:21 PM
tHATS 3 AND HALF HOURS AND COUNTING

Rogue
11/10/2006, 02:25 PM
Doleo, shouldn't you be carb-loading, resting up, or practicing your post-game right now? For cryin' out loud man I have $9v on this! Focus, man!

dolemitesooner
11/10/2006, 03:04 PM
Dude I am all over this ok. I am going to go shoot around at 4. He is ****ed ....I don't think you understand....and when I get done he will know he is my bitch....I just ate lasaana and potatoes for lunch...lots of it....If you were smart you would put more down than 9 ...9 is a ***** bet

critical_phil
11/10/2006, 03:58 PM
This event will accept bets until 11/10/2006 at 05:00 PM


You may not bet on this event.

?

sanantoniosooner
11/10/2006, 04:00 PM
?
It already shows you to have a bet on it for 69.

critical_phil
11/10/2006, 04:06 PM
It already shows you to have a bet on it for 69.


what they do afterwards is none of my business.

critical_phil
11/10/2006, 05:53 PM
vPWN3D!

i can't bet. i want 500 on :dolemite:

proud gonzo
11/10/2006, 06:11 PM
I am mad I'm only allowed to bet once :mad:

dolemitesooner
11/10/2006, 07:40 PM
I won ...I won 15-11

I was nervous and played like ****. I have only shot and played like once in the past 2 months and it showed. I was nervous cause I talked so much ****. Bri gave me a fight he got up on me 6-4 at one point. I could not hit a ****ing outside shot to save my life. I looked like a little ****ing girl shooting, but he could not defend my hook shot so I won.




anyways good game bri.

GottaHavePride
11/10/2006, 07:54 PM
I'll take doleo's word. Had he actually lost, I think his post would have been unintelligible. ;)

yermom
11/10/2006, 08:00 PM
haha, what am i gonna spend my vCash on?

dolemitesooner
11/10/2006, 08:02 PM
save it unitl I tell you to bet on somthing else would be the smart bet

Rogue
11/10/2006, 09:12 PM
Congrats Doleo. I should have put more vcash down but I'll take my meager winnings and be happy about it.

OUAndy1807
11/10/2006, 09:25 PM
I swear to frickin god, I'm taking this out on someone.

Sooner_Bob
11/10/2006, 09:31 PM
I'm gonna miss my vCash.

sanantoniosooner
11/10/2006, 10:12 PM
suckers

StoopTroup
11/10/2006, 10:46 PM
Thanks Doleo!

WTG!

GottaHavePride
11/11/2006, 12:15 AM
Score verified by bree - 15-11, Doleo win.

bri
11/11/2006, 09:29 AM
Man, I keep losing vCash...on me. :D

Rogue
11/11/2006, 10:04 AM
So, when you guys get to 0 vcash, what happens? Can you still bet?
Do you get some more seed money or what? I am asking because I may need to know.

dolemitesooner
11/11/2006, 10:22 AM
You loss your done 0 zitch

GottaHavePride
11/11/2006, 08:54 PM
I believe if you're at zero it'll reset you to 200 the next time one of us posts a vBookie event.

Gandalf_The_Grey
11/11/2006, 10:32 PM
A VBookie comes and breaks your VLegs