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proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 01:30 AM
For you all coming to the tailgate--what kind of pie would you prefer? I need to figure out my grocery list.

yes these are the only choices. Bite me. :P


Discuss.
Vaevictis
11/9/2006, 01:31 AM
Can we get some blood pudding or haggas?
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 01:31 AM
no

and I was going to make it multiple choice...but I forgot
olevetonahill
11/9/2006, 01:33 AM
Wheres the damn peach ? ;)
Frozen Sooner
11/9/2006, 01:35 AM
Answered before I read the question. But I don't see how you can have a tailgate after Veteran's Day and not have apple pie.

Otherwise, rhubarb.
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 01:36 AM
damn it. I also forgot to make it public so I can see who votes for what. :mad:
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 01:37 AM
I don't know how to make peach pie and I barely know what rhubarb IS.
Frozen Sooner
11/9/2006, 01:37 AM
Well, take my vote away from apple.

Why do you hate veterans, pg?
Frozen Sooner
11/9/2006, 01:38 AM
I barely know what rhubarb IS.

Damn tasty is what it is.

Pumpkin pie is an abomination before the Lord. It purports to be pie, but it's made from squash.
Czar Soonerov
11/9/2006, 01:38 AM
http://web.tiscalinet.it/silviodr/hairpie.jpg
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 01:45 AM
Damn tasty is what it is.

Pumpkin pie is an abomination before the Lord. It purports to be pie, but it's made from squash. It is a tasty vessel for tons of whipped cream!
olevetonahill
11/9/2006, 01:46 AM
damn it. I also forgot to make it public so I can see who votes for what. :mad:
I voted for ALL 3 ;)
Oh and I did the wright in candidate of Peach :P
olevetonahill
11/9/2006, 01:47 AM
It is a tasty vessel for tons of whipped cream!
HMMMMM
wipped cream HMMMM :eek:
Frozen Sooner
11/9/2006, 01:47 AM
It is a tasty vessel for tons of whipped cream!

But, see, you can just eat the whipped cream straight from the can.
olevetonahill
11/9/2006, 01:52 AM
But, see, you can just eat the whipped cream straight from the ????.
Must resist , must resist :pop:
Frozen Sooner
11/9/2006, 01:58 AM
Must resist , must resist :pop:

Dude, get with the program. That's jelly or syrup.
Ike
11/9/2006, 01:59 AM
I only like 2 kinds of pie. Hot pie and cold pie.
olevetonahill
11/9/2006, 02:10 AM
Dude, get with the program. That's jelly or syrup.
is that what Yall eskeemoes call it ? :eek:
:D
Mixer!
11/9/2006, 02:13 AM
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/5995/cherrypieno4.jpghttp://img.music.yahoo.co.kr/music/album/00/02/29/00000000000000014856-600x600_72dpi_RGB.jpg
Jimminy Crimson
11/9/2006, 02:24 AM
must.
resist.

heh
SicEmBaylor
11/9/2006, 04:19 AM
Anytime a woman tells me what to do I say, "hey woman! Get in that kitchen and make me some pie!"
soonerboomer93
11/9/2006, 06:08 AM
Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinky

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah
Wow
Heh Heh
Well swinging on the front porch
Swinging on the lawn
Swinging where we want
Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left and
Swingin' to the right
I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah - huh!

Swingin in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

CHORUS
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Yeah sweet cherry pie
Yeah

Swingin to the drums
Swingin to guitar
Swingin to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
Get where were goin if we swing real fast

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Yeah sweet cherry pie
Yeah

Swing it
All night long
Swing it
Hey, hey, Ow!

I'm a trained professional
Swingin' in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
Said, "You ain't gonna swing
with my daughter no more."

CHORUS
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah! Huh!
Swing it!
soonerboomer93
11/9/2006, 06:09 AM
My shotgun will be awarded to me at the tailgate, so I voted even though i won't be there :D
bri
11/9/2006, 07:22 AM
Dude, pie is teh win.
Chuck Bao
11/9/2006, 07:44 AM
Yeah, bring us victory pie. A beat down those bell-ringing, ref-cheating, tortilla-tossing sand aggie pie. That'd be sweet!
crawfish
11/9/2006, 08:11 AM
Where's the chocolate pie option? :mad:
OU4LIFE
11/9/2006, 08:28 AM
Answered before I read the question. But I don't see how you can have a tailgate after Veteran's Day and not have apple pie.

Otherwise, rhubarb.

she said "for those of you attending"

dude...you're OUT. ;)
IB4OU2
11/9/2006, 08:54 AM
I'll be there and any pie choice is fine with me. You see when your old like me pie choices just don't matter that much, it's all good. :)
KC//CRIMSON
11/9/2006, 09:00 AM
http://web.tiscalinet.it/silviodr/hairpie.jpg

I nominate this for post of the day. Classic.:D

As for pie, you ain't *hit if you don't get a Tippins' French Silk.:cool:
OUAndy1807
11/9/2006, 09:10 AM
so, Czar wants hair pie?

Why don't you bake a cake?
OU4LIFE
11/9/2006, 09:13 AM
I'll be there and any pie choice is fine with me. You see when your old like me pie choices just don't matter that much, it's all good. :)

Translation: At my age, I just want something I don't have to chew.
IB4OU2
11/9/2006, 09:18 AM
Translation: At my age, I just want something I don't have to chew.

pie soup would work as well......
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 10:15 AM
you people are not helpful at all
bri
11/9/2006, 10:18 AM
What? People of the South Oval "not helpful"? What a shocking new development!!! :D
NormanPride
11/9/2006, 10:19 AM
Pecan Pie for Most Ambiguously Pronounced Pie Name
mdklatt
11/9/2006, 10:19 AM
you people are not helpful at all

I voted! Pumpkin. Or apple. NOT pecan.
Beef
11/9/2006, 10:37 AM
Hopefully I can sneak by and it will be surprise pie.
OU4LIFE
11/9/2006, 11:09 AM
I voted! Pumpkin. Or apple. NOT pecan.


people who donated money towards the tailgate should get first choice.

PEAK-ON.
Boarder
11/9/2006, 02:20 PM
PG, serious question, can you make a good pecan pie? A pecan pie can be wretched if done incorrectly. I just wanted to make sure. If all three are of equal high quality the pecan should be the logical choice. Then apple. Then pumpkin. Not that I dislike any of them.
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 03:28 PM
PG, serious question, can you make a good pecan pie? A pecan pie can be wretched if done incorrectly. I just wanted to make sure. If all three are of equal high quality the pecan should be the logical choice. Then apple. Then pumpkin. Not that I dislike any of them.
heck yeah i can make a good pecan pie
Boarder
11/9/2006, 03:32 PM
Just making sure. :D
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 03:40 PM
:P

just ask GHP
SoonerInKCMO
11/9/2006, 03:41 PM
PECAN?!?! Why do you hillbillies insist on putting NUTS in a pie?!?!? :mad:

Makes not a damn bit of sense.
IB4OU2
11/9/2006, 04:04 PM
Anytime a woman tells me what to do I say, "hey woman! Get in that kitchen and make me some pie!"

So how long you been single?
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 06:22 PM
y'all are going to have to be nice and share... I'm only making one of each type of pie (at least for the tailgate). If anyone thinks we need more... you better speak now and argue your case well.
Mjcpr
11/9/2006, 06:24 PM
If anyone thinks we need more... you better speak now and argue your case well.

Uh, have you ever seen Hairy?

:D
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 07:12 PM
Well if you guys want 10 pies, you better buy me some more pie plates and a bunch more ingredients :eek:
setem
11/9/2006, 07:52 PM
SHUT UP WINCH! GO MAKE ME TURKEY POT PIE!

I did not mean it!!!! I promise...it's from the Breakfast Club.
Frozen Sooner
11/9/2006, 07:55 PM
PECAN?!?! Why do you hillbillies insist on putting NUTS in a pie?!?!? :mad:

Makes not a damn bit of sense.

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

Oh, wait.

You were talking about pecans.
dolemitesooner
11/9/2006, 07:57 PM
i WANT ****ING PUMPKIN AND IF i DONT GET IT i WILL PUNCH ALL OF YOU IN YOUR GONADS.....**** START VOTING OR i GET TO PUNCHING
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 08:43 PM
dude, I just said I'm making one of each. If you aren't a lazy bastard and get there before the pumpkin pie is gone, you'll get some.
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 11:24 PM
and if anybody wants icecream or any of that cool whip crap, you better bring it yourself. i'm bringing pies and a can of redi-whip. that's it.
dolemitesooner
11/9/2006, 11:26 PM
dude, I just said I'm making one of each. If you aren't a lazy bastard and get there before the pumpkin pie is gone, you'll get some.
If you dont save me a peice wayne brady is going to choke a bitch
proud gonzo
11/9/2006, 11:28 PM
blah blah blah :rolleyes:
GottaHavePride
11/9/2006, 11:31 PM
i WANT ****ING PUMPKIN AND IF i DONT GET IT i WILL PUNCH ALL OF YOU IN YOUR GONADS.....**** START VOTING OR i GET TO PUNCHING

I was going to make a "****ing pumpkin? Wouldn't a cantaloupe be big enough?" joke, but I decided to be nice.



;)
olevetonahill
11/10/2006, 12:10 AM
scratch my vote
It dosnt look like Ill be able to make the game :mad:
proud gonzo
11/10/2006, 12:15 AM
awww :(

maybe by the spring game I'll learn how to make peach pie :D
BeetDigger
11/10/2006, 12:21 AM
awww :(

maybe by the spring game I'll learn how to make peach pie :D



Why waste peaches in a pie. Pie is for things that you don't eat in the raw form. Except apple. With strussel topping.


Dammit, PG now has me craving pie. There's gotta be some pecans, sugar, Karo, vanilla, eggs and a pie shell around here. Get off yer duff people and help me look. Check the pantry.


Oh, and post 6000.
proud gonzo
11/10/2006, 12:43 AM
HAH!
BeetDigger
11/10/2006, 12:48 AM
Listen missy, I can make a pecan pie with the best of them. The real pain is

:les: knowing when the damn thing is done. :mad:

Clearly, I haven't got that part down.
Viking Kitten
11/10/2006, 04:47 AM
Pumpkin pie is an abomination before the Lord. It purports to be pie, but it's made from squash.

Frozen... I'm sorry, let's face it. It will never work between us. It's not you, it's me. No, wait... it is you. Now that I know the truth about you, you dirty pumpkin-hating bastard. [Cries like little bitch.]