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TheHumanAlphabet
11/8/2006, 03:53 PM
Looks like he is doing a permanent hang-ten. Saw a pic on FoxNews and was wondering.

This is not a slam.
Vaevictis
11/8/2006, 03:54 PM
Combine accident, IIRC.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/8/2006, 03:55 PM
Damn, my uncle lost his fingers trying to unplug a silo blower. Farm machinery is nasty...
slickdawg
11/8/2006, 03:56 PM
Combine accident, IIRC.

Obviously, the NFL has gotten out of control with this.





;)
Vaevictis
11/8/2006, 03:56 PM
I'm wrong. According to Time, it was a meat grinder.

http://www.time.com/time/columnist/klein/article/0,9565,1209919,00.html
Fugue
11/8/2006, 03:57 PM
He wasn't master of his domain?
royalfan5
11/8/2006, 03:58 PM
Damn, my uncle lost his fingers trying to unplug a silo blower. Farm machinery is nasty...
There is a reason Farming is always near the top of the dangerous occupation list.
skycat
11/8/2006, 04:02 PM
I heard something about a chainsaw and a front-end loader.
TUSooner
11/8/2006, 04:10 PM
I heard something about a chainsaw and a front-end loader.
It never happened, and it was all father-in-law's fault!
Jimminy Crimson
11/8/2006, 06:31 PM
Visual evidence:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061108/capt.54a1cbd08c03458da0d62a2581c2ffcb.senate_teste r_mtrs110.jpg

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061108/capt.a00adb0e0c88433b854b6dd2382051ad.senate_teste r_mtrs115.jpg

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20061108/i/r305659619.jpg

:twinkies:
Vaevictis
11/8/2006, 06:44 PM
If he was a Sooner fan, he'd have been driven to suicide long ago.
sanantoniosooner
11/8/2006, 06:54 PM
I'm wrong. According to Time, it was a meat grinder.
Yeah.

He dated Roseanne Barr.

A VERY unsuccessful shocker.
XingTheRubicon
11/8/2006, 07:14 PM
They said wheat combine on CNN last night. Well, between giggles and smirks and rooting like chearleaders for blue candidates in MO, VA, and MT. JC Watts looked ****ed the whole night, but handled it pretty well.
Vaevictis
11/8/2006, 07:45 PM
Yeah.

He dated Roseanne Barr.

A VERY unsuccessful shocker.

Somewhere, as you posted that, the baby Jesus began to cry.
LoyalFan
11/8/2006, 09:44 PM
I'm wrong. According to Time, it was a meat grinder.

http://www.time.com/time/columnist/klein/article/0,9565,1209919,00.html

Well, when grinding one's meat, one should apply...
http://www.weddingbells.ca/Contest/public_html/New_Jergens_Logo.jpg.
Werx fer me!

LF
Frozen Sooner
11/8/2006, 11:31 PM
He caught it from a tractor seat?
Jimminy Crimson
11/9/2006, 12:23 AM
Haircut is brutal, though. Especially for someone named 'Tester'. heh