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Mongo
11/8/2006, 01:15 PM
My lab Boss can fart like a human.

BlondeSoonerGirl
11/8/2006, 01:16 PM
Dog farting is always funny.

If Queen Elizabeth had a dog and she was sitting with it for a formal family portrait and that dog farted, she would laugh.

TUSooner
11/8/2006, 01:16 PM
You work in a lab? Isn't your boss's farting dangerous around open flames and stuff?

Czar Soonerov
11/8/2006, 01:19 PM
http://unangelic.org/stupidlogic/uploads/sniff.jpg

sanantoniosooner
11/8/2006, 01:27 PM
http://imageigloo.com/images/6802whofartedyall.gif

Fugue
11/8/2006, 01:33 PM
Dog farting is always funny.

If Queen Elizabeth had a dog and she was sitting with it for a formal family portrait and that dog farted, she would laugh.

The real question though is if she farted, would the dog laugh?

yay for this thread

Mjcpr
11/8/2006, 01:33 PM
My lab Boss can fart like a human.

Ike, what kind of boss do you have?

OUDoc
11/8/2006, 01:35 PM
My lab Boss can fart like a human.
SO CAN I!

sooneron
11/8/2006, 01:35 PM
My dog farts constantly. At least that is what I tell the wife.

homerSimpsonsBrain
11/8/2006, 01:36 PM
I think Mongo is talking about his Labrador Retriever named Boss :D

Mongo
11/8/2006, 01:39 PM
I think Mongo is talking about his Labrador Retriever named Boss :D

You are correct, but this is the SO. One slip up and the monkeys run with it

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/6939/bossvd4.png (http://imageshack.us)

sanantoniosooner
11/8/2006, 01:43 PM
By "farting like he's human" do you mean that he blames it on someone else, or he takes off for the john real quick when he realizes it was more than just gas?

Mongo
11/8/2006, 01:44 PM
he tells me to pull his paw

slickdawg
11/8/2006, 01:46 PM
Speaking of, we were at Braum's last night, and the odor oozed over from the booth next to ours. dude probably needed to go check his pants after that one.

TexasSooner01
11/8/2006, 01:48 PM
When my dog farts, she perks her ears up and looks at her butt.

sanantoniosooner
11/8/2006, 01:48 PM
you know......farting in the mall has reduced the number of times I've been asked to go.

Mongo
11/8/2006, 01:49 PM
Speaking of, we were at Braum's last night, and the odor oozed over from the booth next to ours. dude probably needed to go check his pants after that one.


MMMMM. Braum's makes the best choclate milkshake of any fast food joint. Chili's shake is pretty mean too.

BlondeSoonerGirl
11/8/2006, 01:51 PM
Why do my headphones have an earbud with an 'L' on it and an earbud with an 'R' on it?

The music doesn't seem to sound different if I put the 'L' in my right ear and the 'R' in my left ear so...does it really matter?

MamaMia
11/8/2006, 01:56 PM
My Shih Tzu puppy, Bennie Owen, puts his little paws on his eyes when you say peek-a-boo. :D

slickdawg
11/8/2006, 01:58 PM
Why do my headphones have an earbud with an 'L' on it and an earbud with an 'R' on it?

The music doesn't seem to sound different if I put the 'L' in my right ear and the 'R' in my left ear so...does it really matter?

:les: QUIT PICKING ON RETARDS!!!!

Mongo
11/8/2006, 01:58 PM
I can yell get the terrorists and Boss will run through the house barking, looking for any terrorist suspect.

Mjcpr
11/8/2006, 02:04 PM
Random Family Guy Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Qi0ZADZqk)

Mjcpr
11/8/2006, 03:34 PM
Why do you all hate FG?

Fugue
11/8/2006, 03:35 PM
cause someone keeps shoving it in our faces. :D

sooneron
11/8/2006, 03:37 PM
Why do my headphones have an earbud with an 'L' on it and an earbud with an 'R' on it?

The music doesn't seem to sound different if I put the 'L' in my right ear and the 'R' in my left ear so...does it really matter?
I find it ironic that you ask that whilst quoting Wayne in your sig.:texan:

Mjcpr
11/8/2006, 03:38 PM
cause someone keeps shoving it in our faces. :D

It didn't stop you from loving peaner.


*runs away*

Fugue
11/8/2006, 03:46 PM
Why do my headphones have an earbud with an 'L' on it and an earbud with an 'R' on it?

The music doesn't seem to sound different if I put the 'L' in my right ear and the 'R' in my left ear so...does it really matter?

this is a good question and while I figure out how to pwn pat i'll give you an experiment. Get some Bach choral music out. Then listen to it and then switch earholes. I think you will find that with them on the correct way, you will hear the music as if you were in front of the choir and then behind the choir with them reversed. Try this and report back.

Fugue
11/8/2006, 03:46 PM
It didn't stop you from loving peaner.


*ssssskipssssss away*

:pop:

Mjcpr
11/8/2006, 03:49 PM
Why don'tchoo go listen to more of your Back oral ya sumbitch.

sanantoniosooner
11/8/2006, 03:53 PM
Some of you "frolic" don't you?

Fugue
11/8/2006, 03:53 PM
Why don'tchoo go listen to more of your Back oral ya sumbitch.

Go join Booty in listening to some Back oral? :hot:


*runs away*

BlondeSoonerGirl
11/8/2006, 04:05 PM
this is a good question and while I figure out how to pwn pat i'll give you an experiment. Get some Bach choral music out. Then listen to it and then switch earholes. I think you will find that with them on the correct way, you will hear the music as if you were in front of the choir and then behind the choir with them reversed. Try this and report back.

All's I got is some Wolfie. And I now that you say that and I tried it - the music does still sound the same.

But the direction from which it is coming from does not. It's different but I can't tell how...interesting.

Thanks, teh Fugue! You're a much better poster than Pat!

:mack:

Fugue
11/8/2006, 04:08 PM
All's I got is some Wolfie. And I now that you say that and I tried it - the music does still sound the same.

But the direction from which it is coming from does not. It's different but I can't tell how...interesting.

Thanks, teh Fugue! You're a much better poster than Pat!

:mack:

WOOHOO, take that, teh Pat.

I like how teh has really taken off lately.

NormanPride
11/8/2006, 04:11 PM
Some of you "frolic" don't you?

Didn't we have a thread about this in the Sponsor's forum awhile back? I'm a big fan of gallavanting.

sanantoniosooner
11/8/2006, 04:13 PM
Didn't we have a thread about this in the Sponsor's forum awhile back? I'm a big fan of gallavanting.
As long as you don't strut.