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Mongo
11/7/2006, 10:14 PM
Rank the 007's for the upcoming new Bond flick

1. Connery- best by far. Made chest hair fashionable.

2. Brosnan- Revamped the sexy mistique of the 007 (no I aint ghey. What? you dont believe me? Get me a chick. I'll prove it right now!)

3. Moore- Could be number two, but was 83 when he made last film. And he made it with Grace Jones. I am not racist. But that is nasty no matter what color your hog is.

4. That one guy who only did one- Hey he is better than Dalton

5. Dalton- He will always be last. The casting people that thought he would make a great Bond should be shot. He has perfected the look of a hammered pile of dog sh!t.
SoonerTitan
11/7/2006, 10:15 PM
Connery #1 for sure with a close Moore at #2
royalfan5
11/7/2006, 10:17 PM
George Lazenby was the guy that only made one.
Mongo
11/7/2006, 10:19 PM
George Lazenby was the guy that only made one.

:les: I SAID RANK THEM!!!
royalfan5
11/7/2006, 10:21 PM
:les: I SAID RANK THEM!!!
meh, I'm pretty indifferent to Bond movies. There was a Lazenby reference on the Simpson rerun I watched the other night
King Crimson
11/7/2006, 10:26 PM
A View to a Kill is awful. might as well be an episode of Barnaby Jones.
SoonerTitan
11/7/2006, 10:28 PM
For Your Eyes Only is the best Moore movie by far IMO.
John Kochtoston
11/7/2006, 10:31 PM
1. Gold
2. Municipal
3. Molecular
4. Maternal
jrsooner
11/7/2006, 10:32 PM
I will start this off by saying my wife disagrees with me!

1. Timothy Dalton - I think he had the closest Bond to the books.
2. Sean Connery - My wife's first choice.
3. Pierce Brosnan - almost a tie with Moore.
4. Roger Moore - I liked his early ones, but his later movies downgraded his role.
5. George Lazenby - Only good thing about him is he married Diana Riggs in the movie. :)
Mongo
11/7/2006, 10:42 PM
1. Gold
2. Municipal
3. Molecular
4. Maternal


Funny man huh, and what Bond films did they make??
John Kochtoston
11/7/2006, 10:46 PM
Funny man huh, and what Bond films did they make??

I see films with Gold in them from time to time. Short ones, about 30-60 seconds long.

I think I saw one with Molecular in high school once. The maternal bond was in a film I saw during health class.

:D
TUSooner
11/7/2006, 10:48 PM
Connery
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Lazenby/Dalton
Moore/Brosnan

Even the worst Bond was still good
sooneron
11/7/2006, 10:52 PM
Connery - From Russia With Love and Goldfinger win this alone
Moore- Live and Let Die was better than any Brosnan flick
Brosnan - Meh, he was a victim of production value above story line/villains
Dalton - tough guy Bond, but Living Daylights was horrific!!!
Lazenby - too weepy and he FELL IN LOVE!! Little charisma

I look forward to seeing D Craig. From what I've heard, he's a rough and tumble bad ***. More like a 007 for our times and the real Bond as written by Fleming. He's signed on for 2 more, btw.
sooneron
11/7/2006, 10:53 PM
A View to a Kill is awful. might as well be an episode of Barnaby Jones.
But it had WALKEN!!!:D
saucysoonergal
11/7/2006, 10:57 PM
I remember having this discussion with Bri about 6 years ago.
BOOMERBRADLEY
11/7/2006, 10:57 PM
1. Connery
2. Moore
3. Brosnan (Goldeneye was awesome, but was a victim of bad scripts on other Bond movies)
4. Dalton (same as above about scripts)
GottaHavePride
11/7/2006, 11:44 PM
You forgot Covalent Bond!
crawfish
11/8/2006, 09:09 AM
Connery
Moore (on the strength of FYEO and MWTGG - but when he sucked, he sucked worse than them all)
Brosnan
Dalton
SoonerStormchaser
11/8/2006, 09:40 AM
Moore (thought he really mastered the wit and charm that Ian Fleming wrote into that character)
Connery (hard to knock...he had more charisma than Moore, but lacked the wit)
Brosnan (good all around, but can't touch the originals)
Dalton (actually, I liked him in both movies, he was just more uptight than the previous ones)
Lazenby (WAAAAAY far behind Dalton, hated him, the only reason I watch that movie is cause Diana Rigg is HOTT!)
Craig (no thanks...this guy WILL NOT LAST...he looks like a deformed sheep more than he looks like James Bond)
SoonerStormchaser
11/8/2006, 09:42 AM
A View to a Kill is awful. might as well be an episode of Barnaby Jones.


The only S**tty part of that movie is that he boinked GRACE JONES!!! GRACE FREAKING JONES!!!

She's so damned masculine, she makes me wanna go gay at the thought of boinking her!
I_SMELL_FEAR
11/8/2006, 12:18 PM
Connery
Moore
Brosnan
Lazenby (the movie was good, just wrong bond)
Dalton

My choice for the new Bond would have been Jason Statham...maybe he is too tough to be a Bond though...but then again, a really bad *** Bond could be a good thing.

I've heard people talk about Denzel being a good Bond...interesting thought...
OU4LIFE
11/8/2006, 12:26 PM
I think if the new guy does more than 3, he'll move up to number two behind Connery.

Statham needs to stick to what he does...and that's kicking a lot of a s s.
Mongo
11/8/2006, 12:34 PM
Connery
Moore
Brosnan
Lazenby (the movie was good, just wrong bond)
Dalton

My choice for the new Bond would have been Jason Statham...maybe he is too tough to be a Bond though...but then again, a really bad *** Bond could be a good thing.

I've heard people talk about Denzel being a good Bond...interesting thought...

Denzel?? Reminds me of the SNL skit with Tracey Morgan.

My name is Bond. Lamont Bond.