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StoopTroup
11/7/2006, 07:38 PM
Answer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu1mwO1rAI&mode=related&search=)
soonersam
11/7/2006, 07:43 PM
thats funny
TUSooner
11/7/2006, 07:51 PM
Heh. That's good.

Joe Pa is older than scotch tape.
olevetonahill
11/7/2006, 08:19 PM
Joe pa aint older than dirt !
But he was around to help throw out the 1st shovel full :eek:
TexasBoomer
11/7/2006, 10:02 PM
Answer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu1mwO1rAI&mode=related&search=)

Me! Almost!
olevetonahill
11/8/2006, 12:14 AM
Me! Almost!
hey Pops
Im only 56 :D :D :D
sooneron
11/8/2006, 12:18 AM
No man should stand with his arm around another guy with his shirt off.
StoopTroup
11/8/2006, 12:22 AM
No man should stand with his arm around another guy with his shirt off.
Those weren't men...

They were nittany lions. :D
sanantoniosooner
11/8/2006, 12:26 AM
JoePa was around when the Dead Sea was just sick.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
11/8/2006, 01:12 AM
He was there when hell was just a campfire.
snp
11/8/2006, 01:23 AM
Joe saw the Grand Canyon when it was just a ditch.
guzziguy
11/8/2006, 06:49 AM
Joe remembers Preparation A
swardboy
11/8/2006, 08:59 AM
Those last three guys seemed to be in "Happy Valley"....
sooneron
11/8/2006, 10:36 AM
Joe remembers when the Great Wall was a fence
Flagstaffsooner
11/8/2006, 11:08 AM
I have some stuff in the back of my fridge....
soonerjoker
11/8/2006, 11:16 AM
he should retire.
sanantoniosooner
11/8/2006, 11:23 AM
he should retire.
He used to pick on you in elementary school?;)
MiccoMacey
11/8/2006, 11:28 AM
Joe remembers when the Great Wall was a fence

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to sooneron again.
"

Those are all hilarious. I really like the one about the Grand Canyon.
ou4me
11/8/2006, 11:29 AM
God said let there be light, and JoPa flipped on the switch. :D
MiccoMacey
11/8/2006, 11:29 AM
I'm not saying JoePa's old, but his ears are still ringing from the Big Bang. [/shamefully stolen from somewhere else]
bixby28
11/8/2006, 01:47 PM
Paterno is so old he was the waiter at the "Last Supper".
usmc-sooner
11/8/2006, 02:36 PM
his bones are definately not made of adamantium like Wolverine's
ADs_Agent
11/8/2006, 02:42 PM
Joe Paterno was passed over as the 13th disciple.
JiuJitsuSooner
11/8/2006, 02:52 PM
his social security # is 000 - 00 - 0002
NYaggie
11/9/2006, 07:48 AM
Joe Paterno discovered Panagea
william_brasky
11/9/2006, 08:00 AM
As Joe Pa was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Joe, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the freeway. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Joe Pa, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
The Walk-on
11/9/2006, 04:50 PM
Joe Pa's dad was a caveman.
IronSooner
11/9/2006, 05:21 PM
Joe Pa's college applications are all written in hieroglyphics
blackbeauty02
11/9/2006, 06:00 PM
man I feel so bad the old man broke his leg. I heard a rumor that JoePoe died 10 years ago and they attached strings to his arms and legs and dance him around on the sidelines. Just a rumor though...I think :)
finster
11/9/2006, 06:26 PM
They use his ear-wax to calibrate the carbon dating machine.
daveNnorman
11/9/2006, 07:56 PM
Joe remembers the first rain Earth had, and he sneeked on in a donkey suit.