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OU4LIFE
10/9/2003, 08:23 AM
I mean seriously, this guy has a constant thing going on, like...constantly. :)

thing.

it's either a mailbox....a trash thing...a screaming neighbor thing....

Nothing like this happens to me. I lead a boring existence, and my life has zero flavor compared to Norm's.

Norms' is spicy.

WILDCAT NATION
10/9/2003, 08:24 AM
I think it might be fun to be Norm for a day!

OUthunder
10/9/2003, 08:35 AM
I thinketh norm lives in da hood!!!

crawfish
10/9/2003, 09:04 AM
Norm is rapidly becoming a greek tragedy.

Norm In Norman
10/9/2003, 09:23 AM
If something crappy can happen to me, it will. None of this is spicy, it is all crap. At least nothing really major happens more than once a month.

Did I mention that I have to watch the Texas game at my inlaws this weekend?

Point in case.

OU4LIFE
10/9/2003, 09:31 AM
heh. inlaws are spicy.

go with us to the game Norm...it'll be fun.

Norm In Norman
10/9/2003, 09:35 AM
I wish I could, but there is no way out of it. The favorite aunt my wife sees once every 2 years is in town.

It's not that I mind going there too much, it's just that I've got all of these superstitions going on and watching the game somewhere besides Norman...

Although the last time I watched the Texas game away from home was 2000...

King Crimson
10/9/2003, 09:40 AM
Did I mention that I have to watch the Texas game at my inlaws this weekend?

.


Sound of me screaming in horror.

tell em yer going out for a pack of smokes and go to sports bar. fake a flat tire, or something.

sooner_born_1960
10/9/2003, 09:40 AM
Norm, if I was watching the 2000 game with your fat-*** neighbor, you can bet I'd be parked on her sagging sofa come saturday afternoon.

OU4LIFE
10/9/2003, 09:41 AM
sounds like a good omen.

just wear your lucky pants. heh

Norm In Norman
10/9/2003, 09:45 AM
I HAVE LUCKY PANTS???

Oh ****! I dont' know where I keep them.

OU4LIFE
10/9/2003, 09:48 AM
Most likely in the drawer or closet.....but i'm just guessing.

OUthunder
10/9/2003, 09:53 AM
I have a lucky beer!

picasso
10/9/2003, 09:53 AM
Norm is rapidly becoming a greek tragedy.

Did you just say geek tragedy?

Norm In Norman
10/9/2003, 09:56 AM
Actually, I'm pretty good at being a geek.

Boarder
10/9/2003, 11:59 AM
Go to the store and fake a flat. I'll back you up and say the tires are crap.

OU4LIFE
10/9/2003, 12:07 PM
I love it when a plan comes together.

jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
10/9/2003, 12:08 PM
oedipus norm

King Crimson
10/9/2003, 12:27 PM
Go to the store and fake a flat. I'll back you up and say the tires are crap.

norm, this is a freebie. Soonerboarder has got your back. he's the mechanic, you had some car trouble. he calls the house....."oh, he gave me the home number....i thought it was his cell.....anyway, if you hear from him, tell Mister Norm in Norman his car will be ready by 5."

RacerX
2/20/2006, 02:10 PM
Nothing has changed.

Norm In Norman
2/20/2006, 05:05 PM
That's for sure.