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TUSooner
11/7/2006, 01:47 PM
The secretary across the hall has changed her ring tone from Kenny Chesney's moan-whining ear assaults to what I believe is the bouncy theme song of Sex & the City (or Sex in the City). Please interpret.
Jimminy Crimson
11/7/2006, 01:49 PM
She is a woman? :confused:
mdklatt
11/7/2006, 01:51 PM
The secretary across the hall has changed her ring tone from Kenny Chesney's moan-whining ear assaults to what I believe is the bouncy theme song of Sex & the City (or Sex in the City). Please interpret.

It was Kristin Davis who was calling?

Mmmmm....
Scott D
11/7/2006, 01:58 PM
she's got a man, be happy for her.
OUDoc
11/7/2006, 01:58 PM
She wants you.
crawfish
11/7/2006, 02:03 PM
Is she hawt?

It had to be asked.
colleyvillesooner
11/7/2006, 02:08 PM
She finally figured out the Kenny is gay?
Scott D
11/7/2006, 02:11 PM
I figure Kenny is pretty dumb....allegedly his woman before Zellweger cheated on him with another woman..so he dumps her....marries Zellweger then divorces her, and gets back with the ex.

I never woulda left the first chick :D
colleyvillesooner
11/7/2006, 02:13 PM
I figure Kenny is pretty dumb....allegedly his beard before Zellweger cheated on him with another woman..so he dumps her....marries beard Zellweger then divorces her, and gets back with the ex-beard.

I never woulda left the first beard :D

Fixed.
TUSooner
11/7/2006, 02:48 PM
I figure Kenny is pretty dumb....allegedly his woman before Zellweger cheated on him with another woman..so he dumps her....marries Zellweger then divorces her, and gets back with the ex.

I never woulda left the first chick :D
So Kenny sez to Wife #1:
"If you can cheat with another woman, so can I!" :confused:

Maybe it's not that different from Sex in the City after all.
OUinFLA
11/7/2006, 02:51 PM
pics?
<of the secretary>
slickdawg
11/7/2006, 02:55 PM
Sniff, my old secretary never had ring tones. If she did, it was probably the Willy Wonka theme song.
bri
11/7/2006, 02:57 PM
She's getting filled out like an application, dude. High fives all around.
colleyvillesooner
11/7/2006, 02:58 PM
http://i20.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/6a/67/5c_2.JPG
mdklatt
11/7/2006, 03:03 PM
She's getting filled out like an application, dude.

Nailed like a 2 x 4.

Stuffed like a calzone.
BeetDigger
11/7/2006, 03:29 PM
Drilled like a well.
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2006, 03:45 PM
Sniff, my old secretary never had ring tones. If she did, it was probably the Willy Wonka theme song.

She made other noises.
TUSooner
11/7/2006, 03:48 PM
She's getting filled out like an application, dude. High fives all around.
Just for the record, it is NOT with my pencil. But you may have something there. She got a gigantimous vase full of roses as an anniversary present, and some of the other women have been oohing and ahhing over it. I'm betting Mr. Secretaryacrossthehall will sleep happy tonight.
bri
11/7/2006, 05:01 PM
When he finally gets to sleep, you mean. :D


And I apologize if anyone thinks I meant to infer that our friend TUSooner was the fill-er to said secretary's fill-ee...
TUSooner
11/7/2006, 05:10 PM
When he finally gets to sleep, you mean. :D


And I apologize if anyone thinks I meant to infer that our friend TUSooner was the fill-er to said secretary's fill-ee...

To further clarify:
Under totally other circumstances that do not exist at the present time and that are never likely to exist . . .





I'd hit it like a gong at a Buddhist monastery.
Scott D
11/7/2006, 05:29 PM
To further clarify:
Under totally other circumstances that do not exist at the present time and that are never likely to exist . . .





I'd hit it like a gong at a Buddhist monastery.

YOU! Razy American! Go prant prants in garden!
TUSooner
11/7/2006, 05:37 PM
YOU! Razy American! Go prant prants in garden!

but today erection day, scott-san
Scott D
11/7/2006, 05:42 PM
but today erection day, scott-san

every day should be erection day bushyfaced razy american! :D
OUinFLA
11/7/2006, 07:02 PM
I'd hit it like a gong at a Buddhist monastery.



Well then, I know.....

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/hit_it_4.jpg
bri
11/7/2006, 07:21 PM
http://circulating.wordpress.com/files/2006/08/double-cheeseburger.jpg!!!!