why can't I delete this?

[TUSooner]

.

[birddog]

because it's got the makings of the Thread of the Year.

[OUinFLA]

why would you delete the best post you'ver ever made?

[soonersam]

It signifies your lack of productivity...

[TUSooner]

because it's got the makings of the Thread of the Year.
It's arguably not as bad as most of my threads.

[EstablishedSooner1967]

Sounds, like you have to much time on your hands... close the door and get back to work...;)
Both songs sounds like she is cant make up her mind... cowgirl or one of the sluts from sex in the city..

[soonersam]

this is going to turn into something real special... i just want to make sure I'm a part of it...

[OUDoc]

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed.

[soonersam]

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed.
neither can kenny or Sex and the city

[OUinFLA]

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed.


Has anyone actually proved that?
or is it just an assumption we all live happily ever after with?
kinda like "texas sux."

[OUDoc]

Has anyone actually proved that?
or is it just an assumption we all live happily ever after with?
kinda like "texas sux."
I never could destroy any. :D


I think black holes mess with this theory. Ike?

[crawfish]

5 STARS!!!

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

We've got our new Kasey Studdard thread right here...

[birddog]

like a blind man at an orgy, i was going to have to feel my way around.

[soonersam]

like a blind man at an orgy, i was going to have to feel my way around.
Like TUsooner listening to a ring tone.. These are the days of our lives..

[Harry Beanbag]

Don't worry TU, I can't delete it either.

[Ash]

Sometimes, when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants...in your room...alone...it's for fun.

[birddog]

if you take all the things i've done in my life, and condense it into one day, it looks decent.

[Redshirt]

You can't destroy matter, you can only misplace it...

[NormanPride]

I dunno, I frequently take craps that are much more massive than theoretically possible.

[soonersam]

this thread my be one of the theoretic craps

[TUSooner]

Y'know, it's just like you bunch of dickwheels to make fun of a man's diffculties. You're just not civil.

[fadada1]

i'm in.

all i know is if i'm left out of something special like this appears to me, i'll never forgive myself.

now, what exactly are we talking about here???

[TUSooner]

i'm in.

all i know is if i'm left out of something special like this appears to me, i'll never forgive myself.

now, what exactly are we talking about here???

It's kind of like a Big Bang Theory of threads, you start with nothing and it expands until you have a whole lot of nothing.

[fadada1]

It's kind of like a Big Bang Theory of threads, you start with nothing and it expands until you have a whole lot of nothing.
OOOOOOOO, I'M SOOOO EXCITED!!!!


QUICK, somebody post something insightful!!!!!!

[soonersam]

Is open handed hitting of women acceptable ??

Discuss....

[swardboy]

Is open handed hitting of women acceptable ??

Discuss....

Only if it's a back-handed compliment...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I should buy A BOAT

[sanantoniosooner]

Sometimes, when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants...in your room...alone...it's for fun.
NAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOooooouahuahhhhhhh

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Get that corn out of my face

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2006/nacholibre17.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

Get that corn out of my face
http://movies.mainetoday.com/photos/50056/50056_bo_m.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic!

[soonersam]

I should buy A BOAT
i agree

[OUinFLA]

I should buy A BOAT

I'd sell you mine, cause I never get to use it.
But..............then, I'd have to buy another just so I could have a boat.


Go find your own boat and quit trying to get mine.

[sanantoniosooner]

Beneath the clothes is the man....and beneath the man...is............
his nucleus.

http://i2-images.tv2.dk/s/85/935885-ebd2f6ec16e5d2ce8c6d7edb458b0398.jpeg

[StoopTroup]

you start with nothing and it expands until you have a whole lot of nothing.
Someone should do a Comedy about nothing.

[soonersam]

Just to remind everyone how this started... TUSooner wanted to know the significants of the secetary at his work changing her ringtone from Kenny Chesney to the sex and the city theme song....

Dead Serious!!!!!

Didnt think that tread through very well before hitting POST..

[soonersam]

Someone should do a Comedy about nothing.George Castanza-what did you do today??
NBC president- I drove to work
George Castanza- Thats an episode!!
NBC president- What??

[BigDeezy]

because you can't. period.

[Howzit]

.

TU's on his period.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!A

[TUSooner]

TU's on his period.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!A


Again you miss the point. <shakes head>

[sanantoniosooner]

Again you miss the point. <shakes head>
no....you missed his point:D

[OUinFLA]

I thought there was only one .

[Flying Scotsman]

This thread rules!

[soonerboomer93]

a lot of my phone options are in Korean, I can't even figure out how to change my ring tone

[TUSooner]

no....you missed his point:D
I didn't miss it, I'm trying to IGNORE it.



Shut up and hand me a tampon.

[Howzit]

I had a point?

[sanantoniosooner]

I had a point?
http://www.zenbutoh.com/charactergallery/images/Conehead.jpg

[Howzit]

...more room to house my ginormous bran.

[OUmillenium]

quote from the weight room yesterday...

Player(open-mouth breather who fakes injuries to get out of lifting): Coach, do we have a back machine?

Fed-up Coach: No, but we do have a new Hammer Strength vagina machine! You can work out your whole self on it...*****

[sanantoniosooner]

...more room to house my ginormous bran.
ergonomically designed to help you stick your head up Uranus.