Good Morning... World Graced with Presence of Awesomest Dude Ever

[Viking Kitten]

Nov. 7, 1969 - Some lady in Chicago gives birth to a baby who, unbeknownst to her, would ultimately become the sweetest husband, best daddy, and greatest farker on the planet.

Historians argue that this birth was actually the most important event of 1969, especially since that whole moon landing thing was a crock anyway. No really, it was. I saw a TV show about it.

Anyway, this baby would soon grow up, develop a great a$$, and seek employment at the Great American Cookie Company, where he would win the heart of a certain Scandinavian chick who worked across the hall, a chick who eventually developed a serious Diet Coke addiction in what began as an attempt to find an excuse to go talk to him everyday.

The baby has now grown up, but he still has the great a$$, he still gets the Scandinavian chick a Diet Coke anytime she asks him to, and he's just the coolest birthday boy ever.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: The author bears no responsibility for keyboards which may be barfed upon after the reading of this post.

[IB4OU2]

So does Czar know this guy?

Happy Birthday Czar! :D

[fadada1]

david duke?????

[sanantoniosooner]

I had no idea NickZepp was that old.

[BudSooner]

Happy birthday, to the "d00d" and many more!



and in other news...the keyboard is safe. ;)

[OU4LIFE]

My birthday is in August, but thanks anyway.

[Widescreen]

Was that post about the scandinavian chick or the d00d with the nice posterior?

I guess this is going to be a tradition. In a reprise from this day last year:


Space command to Zoom
All systems are go for your message to Czar Soonerov!

Hey, Czar!
It’s your birthday!
I’m in charge of the stars
And I’m here to say,
’cause Czar,
You’re the BIG STAR today!

My name is Zoom
And I live on the moon
But I came down to earth
Just to sing you this tune
Hey, Czar,
It’s your birthday today!

A present for you
I wanted to find
An outerspace creature
A one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,
An apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay
For your birthday

Did you ask:
“uh, what’s a kukelchoo?”
Well, up on the moon it’s nothing new
But that won’t do for you,
On your birthday!

I searched behind the clouds and stars
I even zoomed my bike to Mars
And met my friend the saucer man
And he said:
“Hey Zoom I got the bestest plan!
What your friend needs is something new,
So how about a song, just from YOU?”

And so tonight when you’re in bed
I’ll be singing to you as I zoom overhead
Singing, Czar! Happy Birthday
Singing, Czar! Happy Birthday
Singing, Czar! Happy Birthday

To you!

Happy Birthday, Czar!
See you next year

[Mjcpr]

That was NOT the most important event of 1969. :mad:

[fadada1]

That was NOT the most important event of 1969. :mad:
i bet it was for momma czar.

[colleyvillesooner]

YES!!!!



Somebody agrees with me on the moon landing!

[sooner_born_1960]

1969 was a really weak year. ;)

[TUSooner]

awwwwwwwwwwww

You only forgot to mention how lucky he is!

[Fugue]

HBCz.

wind blew the flag, we all saw it.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

First of all I refuse to recognize this as historically accurate until Homey verifies it!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/ScenesFromMovies/FastTimes1.JPG

'...is he looking over here? Is he? Did he just make one of those big cookies? DID HE??!?!?...'

Happy Birthday, Beyonce!

[Beef]

I would put Dr. Phil as more on the annoying side than awesomest dude ever, but whatever gets you off VK. ;)

[Taxman71]

Dude's parents must have had a GREAT Super Bowl III (after)party that year.:rolleyes: Amazing what Joe Namath can make happen.

[Czar Soonerov]

As the new mod for the SO it is my duty to merge this thread.

Why do today what you can put off til' tomorrow? :D

[Okla-homey]

Nov. 7, 1969 - Some lady in Chicago gives birth to a baby who, unbeknownst to her, would ultimately become the sweetest husband, best daddy, and greatest farker on the planet.

Historians argue that this birth was actually the most important event of 1969, especially since that whole moon landing thing was a crock anyway. No really, it was. I saw a TV show about it.

Anyway, this baby would soon grow up, develop a great a$$, and seek employment at the Great American Cookie Company, where he would win the heart of a certain Scandinavian chick who worked across the hall, a chick who eventually developed a serious Diet Coke addiction in what began as an attempt to find an excuse to go talk to him everyday.

The baby has now grown up, but he still has the great a$$, he still gets the Scandinavian chick a Diet Coke anytime she asks him to, and he's just the coolest birthday boy ever.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: The author bears no responsibility for keyboards which may be barfed upon after the reading of this post.

That oughtta be good for a new pair of shoes...at least it would be if you were my girlio.:D

Which you are NOT...please don't shoot Czar! Hell hath no fury like a jealous farkmeister!;)

[picasso]

happy b'day Czar!

I got you 69ers beat though. my b'day is 6-9-69.:D :eek:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

NSFW (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d176/okalvin69/fisting6ul.jpg)

[birddog]

glad to know i have the same b-day as one of the greatest farkers of all time!!

[picasso]

NSFW (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d176/okalvin69/fisting6ul.jpg)
whoa, I had to quote this one!

[birddog]

just for future reference; is gandalf's pic more offensive than a girl in a bikini?:confused:

i just need to know where to draw the line.

[Tear Down This Wall]

I was born in 1969, too. My hypothesis is that the children of 1969 are The Final Generation. After the last of us has died, the earth will stop revolving and hurtle aimlessly through space. Just a hunch.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Haha the only thing I had doubts about was the F word on it, otherwise it was supposed to be a joke :P

[picasso]

I was born in 1969, too. My hypothesis is that the children of 1969 are The Final Generation. After the last of us has died, the earth will stop revolving and hurtle aimlessly through space. Just a hunch.
right on brother, right, on.

[birddog]

Haha the only thing I had doubts about was the F word on it, otherwise it was supposed to be a joke :P

i know it was a joke. just goofin.

[crawfish]

If the original post wasn't so yucky-sweet to cause a thread deletion, then certainly gandalf's post put it over the edge. :eek:

HBD, czar!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

If VK truly loves Czar...she should put it all on the line...that is all I am saying ;)

[OUDoc]

HBD, Czar.
My wife would never have written anything that nice. I feel sad now.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

HBD, Czar.
My wife would never have written anything that nice. I feel sad now.

If it makes you feel any better, when she comes over to my place, she usually has sweet things to say about you

:P

[OUDoc]

If it makes you feel any better, when she comes over to my place, she usually has sweet things to say about you

:P
Actually, it does.

[NormanPride]

Oh man, this thread fails epically. :D

Happy B-day, Czar!

[Taxman71]

happy b'day Czar!

I got you 69ers beat though. my b'day is 6-9-69.:D :eek:

So, as a Gemini, technically the twins don't need another person to engage in......nevermind.

[BeetDigger]

If it makes you feel any better, when she comes over to my place, she usually has sweet things to say about you

:P


Interesting since she never talks about him, or you for that matter, when she comes over to my place.


Happy Burf Day Czar. Did VK put a ribbon on your present? If so, was that the only thing she was wearing? :hot:

PS - I need a dozen chocolate chip cookies - to go.

[slickdawg]

Happy Birthday, Czar!


How did you work that "69" into your birthday? :D

[Widescreen]

1968 rules!

(Where's SB68? Back me up, brutha!)

[yermom]

you people are old :)

[Howzit]

HBD Czar!

And VK...awwwww...:D

[OUDoc]

1968 rules!

(Where's SB68? Back me up, brutha!)
I'm with ya!

[sanantoniosooner]

Happy Day, Czar! I wish you success.
success at what?

He's already made a giant cookie and married a scandinavian girl.

Farking is just a bonus.

[picasso]

'68 is overrated.;)

[sanantoniosooner]

'67 was good. Grew up stealing lunch money from '68ers.

[Widescreen]

'67 was good. Grew up stealing lunch money from '68ers.
When people asked, I just said I was on a diet. :(

[slickdawg]

1968 rules!

(Where's SB68? Back me up, brutha!)

SPEK MY 68 BRUTHA!!!!

[crawfish]

SPEK MY 68 BRUTHA!!!!

68's suck.

Sincerely,

'66 dude.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Historians argue that this birth was actually the most important event of 1969, especially since that whole moon landing thing was a crock anyway. No really, it was. I saw a TV show about it.


That's a crock. I know this because I too was born in 1969. And that birth is far more important.

To me.

[BeetDigger]

Who's birthday is it again?

[Scott D]

the 60s were overrated.

Sincerely,
the 70s

[12]

Married couples still in love disgust me.

Oh, and 1968 melts the face off of '69.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Happy BD! Go buy yourself a bottle of hooch.

Oh wait, it's election day.

[RedStripe]

HBD Cookie boy

[Ike]

happy bday czar. hope its a goodun.

[Mixer!]

Happy Birthday wishes to the fark king.

[whatsername]

My little brother was born in 69. I used to beat him up.

HB Czar!

:)

[OUinFLA]

1969 was a really weak year. ;)


You should have been at Woodstock :D

Happy Birthday Czar.

Hey, Scandinavian chick if you ever get tired of the fark guy......

[Frozen Sooner]

Nov. 7, 1969 - Some lady in Chicago gives birth to a baby who, unbeknownst to her, would ultimately become the sweetest husband, best daddy, and greatest farker on the planet.

Historians argue that this birth was actually the most important event of 1969, especially since that whole moon landing thing was a crock anyway. No really, it was. I saw a TV show about it.

Anyway, this baby would soon grow up, develop a great a$$, and seek employment at the Great American Cookie Company, where he would win the heart of a certain Scandinavian chick who worked across the hall, a chick who eventually developed a serious Diet Coke addiction in what began as an attempt to find an excuse to go talk to him everyday.

The baby has now grown up, but he still has the great a$$, he still gets the Scandinavian chick a Diet Coke anytime she asks him to, and he's just the coolest birthday boy ever.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: The author bears no responsibility for keyboards which may be barfed upon after the reading of this post.

Awwwww. You guys are awesome!

[Cam]

This thread makes me feel younger. Not by much, but enough.

HBD Czar.

[sooneron]

HBD Czar. I need to stop by the tailgate to check out your ***, obviously. I must be doing something wrong at the gym. All I get outta my wife is cute tushie,