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jdsooner
11/6/2006, 05:04 PM
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) -- Penn State coach Joe Paterno had surgery on his broken left leg and two torn knee ligaments, and plans to coach next weekend -- possibly from a box above the field.

The 79-year-old coach underwent surgery Sunday and was resting comfortably the next day at Mount Nittany Medical Center.

"He's expected to make a full recovery," assistant athletic director Jeff Nelson said.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=ap-pennst-paternoinjured&prov=ap&type=lgns
Paperclip
11/6/2006, 05:05 PM
I thought they might take him out and shoot him.
SoonerStormchaser
11/6/2006, 05:05 PM
Dude's either got balls half the size of Stoops's (his are big to begin with, so I'm told), or he's really stupid for still being on the sidelines at 198 years old!
Czar Soonerov
11/6/2006, 05:08 PM
JoPa is so tough, he requested no anesthesia for the surgery.
Oldnslo
11/6/2006, 05:10 PM
It's really going to impact his time in the 40.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 05:10 PM
JoPa is so tough he slapped the nurse when she brought him a hospital bed.
Czar Soonerov
11/6/2006, 05:13 PM
If JoPa is running late, time better slow the **** down!!!
stoops the eternal pimp
11/6/2006, 05:13 PM
"AAHHH TAKE THE OTHER LEG TOO, I DONT NEED IT!!!"
Czar Soonerov
11/6/2006, 05:14 PM
They wanted to put JoPa on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough.
n8v_ndn
11/6/2006, 05:15 PM
Someone get this man a Blue & White Popemobile...a PaternoMobile™ if you will.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 05:18 PM
If you spell JoPa in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
jdsooner
11/6/2006, 05:30 PM
JoePa said, "It's just a flesh wound!"
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/6/2006, 05:31 PM
JoPa once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
StoopTroup
11/7/2006, 03:16 AM
No word yet on whether he'll try to stand on the sidelines next game.
mrowl
11/7/2006, 08:54 AM
http://www.wjactv.com/2006/1106/10253731_320X240.jpg

the students wrapped the statue of him.... :D
Boomer.....
11/7/2006, 10:44 AM
Heh.
ultimatesooner1
11/7/2006, 10:47 AM
http://www.wjactv.com/2006/1106/10253731_320X240.jpg

the students wrapped the statue of him.... :D

thats not really him :confused:
mrowl
11/7/2006, 10:51 AM
Heh
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2006, 11:01 AM
When JoPa goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2006, 11:02 AM
JoPa is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****.
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2006, 11:02 AM
A man once asked JoPa if his real name is "Joseph". JoPa did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2006, 11:05 AM
God wanted to create the world in 10 days, JoPa gave him 6.
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2006, 11:05 AM
JoPa can and does believe its not butter.
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2006, 11:07 AM
All your base are belong to JoPa.
Czar Soonerov
11/7/2006, 11:09 AM
JoPa doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.
SoonerInFla
11/7/2006, 11:20 AM
JoPa kicked Chuck Norris' *** with one leg.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/7/2006, 11:21 AM
Crop circles are JoPa's way of saying that sometimes corn just needs to lay the f*ck down.
SoonerInFla
11/7/2006, 11:32 AM
JoPa went to the Gunfight at the OK Coral and killed everybody with his crutches.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/7/2006, 11:59 AM
The Bible was originally titled 'JoPa and Friends'...
SoonerInFla
11/7/2006, 12:23 PM
JoPa killed a horsepig.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/7/2006, 12:32 PM
When JoPa says 'more cowbell', he MEANS it.
SoonerBK
11/7/2006, 12:39 PM
These are funny, like with that other guy.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/7/2006, 12:42 PM
JoPa smells what The Rock is cooking... because The Rock is JoPa's personal chef.
Paris of Troy
11/7/2006, 12:52 PM
Even with crutches, JoePa will still be faster out of the tunnel than Charlie Weis.
jdsooner
11/7/2006, 01:07 PM
JoePa won't be on crutches; he will have his own Nittany Lion Hoveround!