Greetings And Salutations

[cowrazer1]

to my fav-O-rite group of fried food and cream gravy consumers. I hope this posting finds all well with the Sooner Nation. I see from the threads regarding this upcoming game that some of you are not big fans of replay. Oh well.

It is once again time for two fine institutions to engage in a spirited battle of strategy, performance, and referee madness. You guys have a fairly decent defense this year. I supect though that holding the mighty Tech Offense to fewer than 50 points will once again prove a task too great for your fine defensive unit. We tend to struggle some on defense, but I guess your offense will make that a matching set. PT can really toss the ball around.

Anyway, I just wanted to get your week kick started. I hope the game is competitive and that both teams show well. Guns Up!!!!!!! Slay the ponies and make jerky!!!!!



Please don't ban me!!!!!!!

[StoopTroup]

Wipe the c**p off your boots before coming in here...

This is getting old.

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

The fine Colorado defensive unit held the pirates to 6 points...

[cowrazer1]

A Cardinal fan too...

[Rogue]

You're just as welcome around here as a porcupine in a condom factory cowrazer. It could be a good game or it could get ugly for your sand-aggies early.



Please don't ban me!!!!!!!
Well, don't do anything to get yerself banned.

[Landthief 1972]

to my fav-O-rite group of fried food and cream gravy consumers. I hope this posting finds all well with the Sooner Nation. I see from the threads regarding this upcoming game that some of you are not big fans of replay. Oh well.

It is once again time for two fine institutions to engage in a spirited battle of strategy, performance, and referee madness. You guys have a fairly decent defense this year. I supect though that holding the mighty Tech Offense to fewer than 50 points will once again prove a task too great for your fine defensive unit. We tend to struggle some on defense, but I guess your offense will make that a matching set. PT can really toss the ball around.

Anyway, I just wanted to get your week kick started. I hope the game is competitive and that both teams show well. Guns Up!!!!!!! Slay the ponies and make jerky!!!!!



Please don't ban me!!!!!!!

Don't forget to spell the ref's name correctly on the check when you're paying him off!

[cowrazer1]

Last year after our fine victory, your moderators were a little touchy. I just wanted to make my plea early. This should be a great game!!!!!!!!

[Rogue]

You're as welcome as a farter in a phone booth.

As welcome as a flea at a poodle convention.

As welcome as...you get the idea.

[cowrazer1]

Hey thanks for the warm welcome. It's as warm as a bottle of fresh...well you get the idea.

[Sooner_Havok]

Last year after our fine victory, your moderators were a little touchy. I just wanted to make my plea early. This should be a great game!!!!!!!!

Your fine victory huh....That's fine, whatever. FYI, Sand Aggie is no longer welcome in Norman. As much crap as you gave us last year after your "fine victory" expect to get about a 500 percent return. I hope you enjoy the car ride up, cause that will be the most pleasant part of your trip :mad:

[sooneron]

to my fav-O-rite group of fried food and cream gravy consumers.

I keep hearing about texas being the fattest state. Odd that you would say that.


I hope this posting finds all well with the Sooner Nation. I see from the threads regarding this upcoming game that some of you are not big fans of replay. Oh well.

duh


It is once again time for two fine institutions to engage in a spirited battle of strategy, performance, and referee madness.

I count one fine institution and one directional school in the middle of nowhere but a vast wasteland of sand- a place for SMU students to go when their grades are down- SCENIC LUBBOCK!
http://www.weru.ksu.edu/new_weru/multimedia/2003storms/big/lilbit0.jpg


You guys have a fairly decent defense this year. I supect though that holding the mighty Tech Offense to fewer than 50 points will once again prove a task too great for your fine defensive unit.

When have you scored more than 30 on us? Oh, yeah 38 pts in 1999. So, once...


We tend to struggle some on defense

Understatement of the year


, but I guess your offense will make that a matching set. PT can really toss the ball around.

We rank 35th (not bad) Of course, our offense shows up against ranked opponents. Too bad you can't say the same. When needed, yes, PT can throw.


Anyway, I just wanted to get your week kick started. I hope the game is competitive and we finally send the team to Norman. Guns Up!!!!!!!

Fixed!:texan:

[David Earl]

Arrrrrrr! Ye be pirates. Arrrrrrr!

[cowrazer1]

It's a big state. The east side of the state is fat. The south central part is stoned. We have a little wind from time to time. Nice picture. We use that one in recruiting brochures. It shows the "stir" our team can make when the offense is clicking.

[cowrazer1]

Hi David Earl. It's that time again!!!! Hope all things are well with you.

[fadada1]

It shows the "stir" our team can make when the cheerleaders open their legs.

i got nuthin'

[sanantoniosooner]

cowrazer is back.

Our favorite bell ringer apprentice.

[sooneron]

Yay Bell Ringer!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gel1FuDJjtY

[sooneron]

LOL!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R31YPt5vLA&mode=related&search=

[cowrazer1]

Speaking of bellringing...once the whistle blows, expect the Tech Defense to step up and ring some bells.

[sanantoniosooner]

Speaking of bellringing...once the whistle blows, expect the Tech Defense to step up and ring some bells.
tinkerbells are known to do that.

[Rogue]

You can ring my beee-eeeee-eeellll. Ring mah bell. Doobie doobie doo..

[fadada1]

dude's got some nice hair...

[sooneron]

Speaking of bellringing...once the whistle blows, expect the Tech Defense to step up and ring some bells.
Comedy gold, I tell ya!!

[Petro-Sooner]

Yay Bell Ringer!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gel1FuDJjtY

I cant stop laughing. I mean the smile he has on his face. LMAO Priceless.

[blackbeauty02]

thank you for posting that video. i haven't laughed that hard in awhile. BTW I'm making a shirt for this next weeks game that says Wreck 'em Tech? More Like Rectum Tech.

[David Earl]

Hi David Earl. It's that time again!!!! Hope all things are well with you.

What up homeslice?! Always good to have you lurking around here on the week of our game.

Here's to the good health of all players concerned....

[goingoneight]

Speaking of bellringing...once the whistle blows, expect the Tech Defense to step up and ring some bells.

So they ring their little bell when OU scores, too? :confused:

[goingoneight]

thank you for posting that video. i haven't laughed that hard in awhile. BTW I'm making a shirt for this next weeks game that says Wreck 'em Tech? More Like Rectum Tech.

I can't help but think that the refs were a-ringin' their bells during that final "drive" last year...

[Rocker]

to my fav-O-rite group of fried food and cream gravy consumers. I hope this posting finds all well with the Sooner Nation. I see from the threads regarding this upcoming game that some of you are not big fans of replay. Oh well.

It is once again time for two fine institutions to engage in a spirited battle of strategy, performance, and referee madness. You guys have a fairly decent defense this year. I supect though that holding the mighty Tech Offense to fewer than 50 points will once again prove a task too great for your fine defensive unit. We tend to struggle some on defense, but I guess your offense will make that a matching set. PT can really toss the ball around.

Anyway, I just wanted to get your week kick started. I hope the game is competitive and that both teams show well. Guns Up!!!!!!! Slay the ponies and make jerky!!!!!



Please don't ban me!!!!!!!


I almost started a thread today wondering how long it would take till you showed up.

[cowrazer1]

Hell Rocker, I've missed you too.

[umberto]

LOL!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R31YPt5vLA&mode=related&search=

Thank you sooneron, that is awesome. Needless to say, it got forwarded out to about everyone I know. Spek to you sir!

[Soonerus]

cowrazer, how can you show your face after last year's thievery...

[cowrazer1]

I didn't do it. I have witnesses.

[StoopTroup]

We blame you though.

[cowrazer1]

Okie dokie.

[Soonerus]

disgraceful....to even show....

[SoonerDood]

Yay Bell Ringer!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gel1FuDJjtY
I promise you I will never get tired of that!

[OUinFLA]

wb cowrazer, I assume you will still show up on Monday to congratulate us on our fine win?

[StoopTroup]

Okie dokie.
BTW...

Your team is an 8 point dog for Saturday.

Just thought you should know. :D

[KingDavid]

Yay Bell Ringer!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gel1FuDJjtY

That dude is clearly working his Johnson. Unbelievable.

[Rocker]

That dude is clearly working his Johnson. Unbelievable.

LOL... He's just trying to out do the guys before him and he's doing a pretty good job of it!

[SoonerTerry]

I keep hearing about texas being the fattest state. Odd that you would say that.



duh


I count one fine institution and one directional school in the middle of nowhere but a vast wasteland of sand- a place for SMU students to go when their grades are down- SCENIC LUBBOCK!
http://www.weru.ksu.edu/new_weru/multimedia/2003storms/big/lilbit0.jpg



When have you scored more than 30 on us? Oh, yeah 38 pts in 1999. So, once...



Understatement of the year



We rank 35th (not bad) Of course, our offense shows up against ranked opponents. Too bad you can't say the same. When needed, yes, PT can throw.



Fixed!:texan:

SPEC :D

[picasso]

Speaking of bellringing...once the whistle blows, expect the Tech Defense to lay down and ring some bells.

fixed.

nice to not see your actual face on here again cowrazer.

[cowrazer1]

Eight points...that's all? You mean to tell me that with all the great offensive weapons you guys have, a stifling defensive unit, great coaching, great special teams, and of course, THE LOUDEST FANS YOUR SIDE OF THE RED RIVER, eight points is all you guys are favored? I guess the vengence thing doesn't play well with the gamblers. I like our chances better now. I might have to come up there and buy a round of chicken fried steaks with extra cream gavy for some of you guys. Nothin' like a good cream gravy after a tough loss. It is the salve of the soul.

[picasso]

Nothin' like a good cream gravy after a tough loss. It is the salve of the soul.
we're not quite as experienced as some in the "what to do after a tough loss" category.

also, nobody from west Tejas needs to be talking cuisine smack.

[sanantoniosooner]

A good CFS and cream gravy is appropriate any time.

[soonerinabilene]

Speaking of bellringing...once the whistle blows, expect the Tech Defense to step up and ring some bells.

that same defense that couldnt hold a 21 point lead over the whorns? or is it the one that gave up 35 to utep? or is it the one that gave up 30 to colorado? enlighten me please. i would love to know which one is showing up.

[picasso]

that same defense that couldnt hold a 21 point lead over the whorns? or is it the one that gave up 35 to utep? or is it the one that gave up 30 to colorado? enlighten me please. i would love to know which one is showing up.
I'm not sure but you can bet they'll be dressed like it's put on your pj's for bedtime.

[cowrazer1]

that same defense that couldnt hold a 21 point lead over the whorns? or is it the one that gave up 35 to utep? or is it the one that gave up 30 to colorado? enlighten me please. i would love to know which one is showing up.



Yeah, that's the same one. We kind of sneak up on folks. Lull them to sleep and then spring the trap. We were 1-1 in the games you mentioned. The refs won that Texas game. I just hate it when the officials play that big a part in the outcome of a game. Your thoughts?

[soonerinabilene]

Yeah, that's the same one. We kind of sneak up on folks. Lull them to sleep and then spring the trap. We were 1-1 in the games you mentioned. The refs won that Texas game. I just hate it when the officials play that big a part in the outcome of a game. Your thoughts?

i didnt see the refs knock your corners down to let mccoy hit wide open receivers, if thats what you are implying.:D

[picasso]

Yeah, that's the same one. We kind of sneak up on folks. Lull them to sleep and then spring the trap. We were 1-1 in the games you mentioned. The refs won that Texas game. I just hate it when the officials play that big a part in the outcome of a game. Your thoughts?
I gotta admit you got jobbed in that game but it was your own fault you couldn't get a 4th and 1.

[cowrazer1]

I'll not argue the 4th and 2 inches. We need to make those.

[proudsoonergal]

I've watched that video about three times now, and crack up every time. That is hilarious.

[cowrazer1]

Bell ringer is always a big hit with the ladies.

[Ash]

...Nothin' like a good cream gravy...

err...nevermind...I'll just leave that one alone.

[cheatNwin]

I smelled the extry gravy on that Chicken Fry!

[Fraggle145]

Nothin' like a good cream...

Just ask the Tech fan that came out of the ref's locker room before last years game...

:twinkies:

[Stoop Dawg]

It is once again time for two fine institutions to engage in a spirited battle of strategy, performance, and referee madness.

You're confused. That game was almost a month ago.

[PDTsooner]

Let me recommend a local restaurant to help sooth you loss. Del Rancho has a great chicken fry.