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birddog
11/5/2006, 11:30 AM
...auditioned for dustin hoffman's role in rain man.
Cam
11/5/2006, 11:38 AM
...auditioned for dustin hoffman's role in rain man.
And hasn't been sober since.
umberto
11/5/2006, 11:40 AM
Wished he would have auditioned for the role of Steve the Pirate in Dodgeball...
BillyBall
11/5/2006, 11:41 AM
Can always get a job as a weatherman if coaching doesn't work out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSPcMXWJjUg&eurl=
southern sooner
11/5/2006, 11:42 AM
Is a stand in for Vince Gill
Jason White's Third Knee
11/5/2006, 11:42 AM
...wishes Tootsie had more make out scenes.
westcoast_sooner
11/5/2006, 12:20 PM
Has a one eyed peg legged parrot that whispers his plays to him.
OUAndy1807
11/5/2006, 12:32 PM
is drunk on the sidelines.
IronSooner
11/5/2006, 12:37 PM
thinks scurvy wouldn't be so bad
fadada1
11/5/2006, 12:39 PM
... is seriously considering wearing the "puffy shirt" to saturday's game.
OKC-SLC
11/5/2006, 12:47 PM
...is a good guy whose team is about to get prison raped.
Doged
11/5/2006, 01:10 PM
...doesn't care for Happy Hour, but really likes Happy Halftime!
proud gonzo
11/5/2006, 01:23 PM
...thinks "dirty pirate hooker" is a term of endearment.
snp
11/5/2006, 01:24 PM
I can't bring myself to make fun of the drunkest, piratest coach in the world.
umberto
11/5/2006, 01:58 PM
"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health." Oh wait, that's Bill Brasky.
trwxxa
11/5/2006, 02:23 PM
went trick or treating dressed as an Aggie cadet.
Jeopardude
11/5/2006, 02:54 PM
Can recite entire Matlock episodes verbatim from memory.
StoopTroup
11/5/2006, 03:00 PM
...is really working on his teams run game. :rolleyes:
DrZaius
11/5/2006, 03:01 PM
....is the founding member of NAMBLA!
StoopTroup
11/5/2006, 03:07 PM
...is gonna try out Manginos Diet plan.
cowrazer1
11/5/2006, 03:19 PM
is gonna make it two in a row.
StoopTroup
11/5/2006, 03:25 PM
is gonna make it two in a row in Norman.

Fixed that for ya Grasseater.

2inarow (http://www.soonerstats.com/fb/seasons/schedule.cfm?SeasonID=2004)
gnostic19
11/5/2006, 03:53 PM
buys meth and gets massages from Bobby Knight.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
mobilesteve
11/5/2006, 04:02 PM
Is in a race with Vince Gill to see who can get fattest quickest.
sooneron
11/5/2006, 04:13 PM
loves poking fun at the bellringer
birddog
11/5/2006, 04:18 PM
...was the guinea pig for the study correlating cell phone use to testicular cancer.
cowrazer1
11/5/2006, 04:23 PM
I thought that was Kelvin...
birddog
11/5/2006, 04:35 PM
:D kelvin didn't last long due to overexposure.

leach's study is still ongoing.
goingoneight
11/5/2006, 05:20 PM
... belongs at OU...
L.J.TX Sooner
11/5/2006, 05:26 PM
...likes to go to Arrrrrby's
Rocker
11/5/2006, 05:52 PM
Found Josh Heupel then left.
Mongo
11/5/2006, 07:00 PM
drinks mouthwash when the whiskey bottle is empty
Rooster
11/5/2006, 07:31 PM
Is busy in his laboratory designing a nuclear ninja running passing play.
BOOMERBRADLEY
11/5/2006, 07:34 PM
Actually sings better than Vince Gill...
OUMallen
11/5/2006, 08:06 PM
makes me laugh.
KC//CRIMSON
11/5/2006, 08:59 PM
say's "sometimes a pirate can endorse the puffy shirt."

http://americanhistory.si.edu/dynamic/images/news/image_1_15.jpg
DrZaius
11/5/2006, 09:07 PM
.....coaches the Colt's run Defense in the off season
setem
11/5/2006, 10:10 PM
...****s in the lazy river at White Water Bay

...is one funny guy(He is!)

...before the game he listens to his Rush mix-tape and says to himself GOTTA GO HARD LIKE WWF!WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO!

...was the guy yelling GO RAIDERS! last year while JD was being interviewed!
budbarrybob
11/6/2006, 01:44 AM
has never had a "real" girlfriend
StoopTroup
11/6/2006, 01:46 AM
...eats his boogers at halftime.
SoonerTerry
11/6/2006, 03:22 AM
...spends 84,360 bucks a year on hair related expenses
Jason White's Third Knee
11/6/2006, 08:31 AM
...can still hit the high note in Amie.
jrsooner
11/6/2006, 08:38 AM
...puts on a tutu and sings "Pirates of Penzance" before going to bed every night.
Jason White's Third Knee
11/6/2006, 08:48 AM
...thinks 'butt pirates' is how you begin an excuse for pirates.


That was confusing.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/6/2006, 10:59 AM
Is from a Bizarro alternate universe as the evil Vince Gill. If he ever touches the Vince Gill from this universe, then all matter will explode and theis universe will cease to exist...
birddog
11/6/2006, 08:09 PM
...has the fancy bikini underwear with the holster and two pistols.
Soonerpsycho
11/6/2006, 08:31 PM
...doesn't jiggle the toilet handle.
goingoneight
11/6/2006, 08:32 PM
Hasn't been shut out... yet...

I don't think so at least... :confused:
birddog
11/6/2006, 08:37 PM
...got out of jury duty by saying he was biased towards "non-pirate type folk."
OU-HSV
11/6/2006, 08:38 PM
...Parks in people's driveways knowing full well his Dune Buggy has an oil leak.
Mongo
11/6/2006, 08:53 PM
...is the guy that keeps shooting you after you yell out during a paintball match.
birddog
11/6/2006, 09:14 PM
...went to massage therapy school with ted haggard's guy.
ClintonSooner
11/6/2006, 10:08 PM
...is the guy that keeps shooting you after you yell out during a paintball match.


...after he loses
batonrougesooner
11/7/2006, 09:59 AM
Was drunker during the game than I was last Saturday in Collie Station.

And that's saying something...
TheHumanAlphabet
11/7/2006, 10:15 AM
Does anyone have a video/audio clip of his press conference?
BoonesFarmSooner
11/7/2006, 10:28 AM
still believes in you.....
OUswagger
11/7/2006, 05:09 PM
is in a race for ?itch tits with lefty
tnraider1
11/7/2006, 05:49 PM
Runs through the bedroom naked yelling "Guns Up" to get his wife in the mood.
ByngSooner
11/8/2006, 12:40 PM
volunteers at a local elementary teaching the kids to play chess. Then beats them unmercifully.
snp
11/8/2006, 12:53 PM
...Boarded my ship last week and made off with my booty

:mad:
SoonerJason
11/8/2006, 12:54 PM
sings "I still believe in you" to his team in losses
CincySooner
11/8/2006, 01:17 PM
... wants to be your weather man
starrca23
11/8/2006, 01:26 PM
has his team do the crane kick (from Karate kid) for warm ups!
PAW
11/8/2006, 01:30 PM
made his mom walk the plank and then danced a jig.
Dio
11/8/2006, 01:36 PM
...buys his players Sam's Choice cola instead of real Coke.
ADs_Agent
11/8/2006, 02:52 PM
...finds TJ and Pete from the Sonic commercials hilarious.
ByngSooner
11/8/2006, 07:09 PM
when deciding on whether or not to go for it on 4th down, asks a player to pick a number between 1 and 100. If the player guesses wrong, he goes for it. :)
birddog
11/8/2006, 08:07 PM
...cried when he watched beaches.
birddog
11/8/2006, 08:11 PM
...still has the promotional poster of barbara streisand in yentl on the ceiling above his bed.
tnraider1
11/8/2006, 08:32 PM
...finds TJ and Pete from the Sonic commercials hilarious.


Why do you know there names? ;)
birddog
11/9/2006, 07:08 PM
...called chase daniel to get advice on his nose-picking techniques.
Octavian
11/10/2006, 12:30 AM
doesn't mind the sand in the bottom of his booze anymore...
Dio
11/10/2006, 11:56 AM
...was never married to Amy Grant, but he did briefly date Tammy Faye Bakker
BIG_IKE
11/10/2006, 12:05 PM
has man-boobs
Flagstaffsooner
11/10/2006, 12:52 PM
...tells Bobby Knight that he is cute when he is angry.
boomersooner82
11/10/2006, 02:01 PM
...hates West Texas as much as the next person, but doesn't mind dining on their sandaggie souls