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Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 12:37 AM
I can't believe that I've never watched this movie. I'm sitting down with it right now. I fully expect to have no *** left when it's done.

GottaHavePride
11/5/2006, 12:38 AM
It's a good'un.

unless you're referring to That Thing You Do. Which is lame.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/5/2006, 12:40 AM
***=zit?

Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 12:40 AM
No, I'm talking about Spartacus. I've seen That Thing You Do. This is a grave injustice that must be redressed. Which I'm doing now.

Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 12:41 AM
***=zit?

I'm really curious what's under those asterisks.

HE'S BITING THE DUDE'S ANKLE!!!!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/5/2006, 12:44 AM
***?

Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 12:53 AM
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 12:57 AM
Here...here...and here...

SicEmBaylor
11/5/2006, 12:59 AM
I'd like to see Spartacus as well but never have. I tried to find it at Wal-Mart not too long ago but came up empty, but Best Buy will surely have it.

Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 01:00 AM
I'd like to see Spartacus as well but never have. I tried to find it at Wal-Mart not too long ago but came up empty, but Best Buy will surely have it.

www.netflix.com

I've got it on a rental in HD-DVD. Netflix has already paid for itself 5x over in the first month with rentals of stuff I would have bought and watched once.

SicEmBaylor
11/5/2006, 01:05 AM
www.netflix.com

I've got it on a rental in HD-DVD. Netflix has already paid for itself 5x over in the first month with rentals of stuff I would have bought and watched once.

Yeah Netflix really is awesome.

proud gonzo
11/5/2006, 01:10 AM
I never had time to watch the movies so I suspended my account

hurricane'bone
11/5/2006, 01:16 AM
I'm really curious what's under those asterisks.

HE'S BITING THE DUDE'S ANKLE!!!!



The Most Obscene Letter

If you ask me, the most obscene letter in the alphabet is the asterisk. It appears in almost every naughty word you see in print, from f*ck to p*ss to m*th*rf*ck*ng c*cks*ck*r. You canít even pronounce the word ďasteriskĒ without saying *ss. That smutty little character is attracted to obscenity like flies to sh*t.

To be fair and balanced, it should be noted that the asterisk protects you from seeing naked cuss words that would otherwise blind you and put you on the slippery slope to porn addiction. But when you cover a naughty wordís turgid genitalia with an asterisk, no one knows what the f*ck youíre trying to say. Thatís why itís totally safe!

Some folks reading this blog might wonder how the asterisk protects them, since theoretically you could do your own research and discover that sh*thead does not mean asking a guy named Thead to be quiet. But itís a lot of work to do that research, and few people are willing to put in the time.

Let me explain it this way: Naked naughty words can destroy your brain and also society as a whole. However Ė and one would think this is obvious Ė Itís completely safe to THINK naughty words. And itís safe to cause other people to think naughty words. But if you spell those naughty words without the asterisk loin cloth to protect your victims, youíre a danger to society. I know this to be true because I heard it from lots of people who have sh*t-for-brains.

There are plenty of scientific studies showing that exposure to naked cuss words is a leading cause of brain rot and higher taxes. Those studies have been published in the prestigious New England Urinal of Mufficine.

The only question that remains is why you read all the way to the bottom of this post if you are so offended by this sort of thing?


http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/11/the_most_obscen.html

Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 01:26 AM
Just for the record, when I die, I want to be drowned in soup. Tasty, tasty soup.

But not hot soup, because that would hurt.

Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 02:19 AM
Dang, this movie has an intermission.

SicEmBaylor
11/5/2006, 02:25 AM
Dang, this movie has an intermission.

Gettysburg and Kelly's Heroes are both good intermission movies.

Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 02:27 AM
I think I may have to finish watching this one tomorrow.

StoopTroup
11/5/2006, 02:41 AM
Crucifixion sucks.

proud gonzo
11/5/2006, 01:20 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is an awesome intermission movie

GottaHavePride
11/5/2006, 01:40 PM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail198.jpg