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Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 06:13 PM
Right where I can't reach it. It hurts like the dickens.

I'm not kidding, I would pay any of the ladies here $20 to come over and take care of this thing.

Don't act grossed-out. I know you guys love doing that junk.
Widescreen
11/4/2006, 06:19 PM
Doogie Howser would do it for $10.
the_ouskull
11/4/2006, 06:22 PM
Uh... gross, Mike. Seriously... gross. Use two shoehorns.

the_ouskull
OUHOMER
11/4/2006, 06:24 PM
Rosey O'donnell would do it for free.
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 06:24 PM
Uh... gross, Mike. Seriously... gross. Use two shoehorns.

the_ouskull

I can't reach it with shoehorns. It's in the exact spot on the back that's impossible to reach.

Seriously, man.

Tell Matt that I bet Lanie'd do it. ;)
SelmaBamaFan
11/4/2006, 06:25 PM
Run backwards into a corner really, really fast.
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 06:29 PM
Run backwards into a corner really, really fast.

That's what I've been doing. Unfortunately, there's so many coats of paint on my walls that all the corners in my house are kind of rounded. I may be missing out on a good couple square feet of living area.
mrowl
11/4/2006, 06:32 PM
use 2 long spoons

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000CCY1P.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
BudSooner
11/4/2006, 06:46 PM
Heh, Doogie Howser....man that wasn't right.
Boarder
11/4/2006, 06:54 PM
Use two spatulas.
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 07:00 PM
Pimp'n ain't easy.
proud gonzo
11/4/2006, 07:02 PM
hell, if i got a free flight to Alaska out of the deal, I might just do it.

I don't understand, though--I don't have a spot on my back that I can't reach. :confused:
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:03 PM
An open flame is often helpful in these situations.
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 07:03 PM
It's right below where my left hand can reach by going over the right shoulder. It's right above where my right arm can reach by going behind my back.

Tell you what, get up here and take care of this thing and we'll negotiate when you're done.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:03 PM
hell, if i got a free flight to Alaska out of the deal, I might just do it.

I don't understand, though--I don't have a spot on my back that I can't reach. :confused:

That may qualify as TMI, but at my age I take what I can get. :D
proud gonzo
11/4/2006, 07:05 PM
It's right below where my left hand can reach by going over the right shoulder. It's right above where my right arm can reach by going behind my back.

Tell you what, get up here and take care of this thing and we'll negotiate when you're done. :mad:
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 07:08 PM
:D You'd be surprised how many hookers fall for that exact line.

Dead hookers.
royalfan5
11/4/2006, 07:10 PM
If you'd lay off the roid's you wouldn't have that problem.
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 07:11 PM
Heh. I don't think anyone would accuse me of 'roiding.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:16 PM
:D You'd be surprised how many hookers fall for that exact line.

Dead hookers.

:eek:
:pop:
Okla-homey
11/5/2006, 12:12 AM
ice pick, but be sure to heat the tip red-hot first to avoid infection.

You're welcome!
Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 12:19 AM
Oooh, good suggestion.

I think when my blood pressure spiked in the game it blew out on its own.
jk the sooner fan
11/5/2006, 12:20 AM
backne
VeeJay
11/5/2006, 01:29 AM
Blood.

Kleenex.

It's over quickly.
Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 01:33 AM
Blood.

Kleenex.

It's over quickly.

:mad:

I CAN'T REACH IT!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/5/2006, 01:57 AM
cat scratcher?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/5/2006, 01:58 AM
http://www.hetemeel.com/haha/40756.A+real+girlfriend+will%20pick+the+zits+on+yo ur+back!.jpg
proud gonzo
11/5/2006, 02:00 AM
uncle sam pwned!
StoopTroup
11/5/2006, 02:04 AM
Right where I can't reach it. It hurts like the dickens.

I'm not kidding, I would pay any of the ladies here $20 to come over and take care of this thing.

Don't act grossed-out. I know you guys love doing that junk.

Make sure you wash your hands if you do decide to do it yourself. :D

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/makeup/fx/boil-wart-bullet-fitted.jpg
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/5/2006, 02:08 AM
http://thebackpew.com/backpew/images/levitizits_3.jpg
BoogercountySooner
11/5/2006, 08:16 AM
You know what causes those don't ya Mike?
GottaHavePride
11/5/2006, 12:53 PM
Not getting any?
Penguin
11/5/2006, 03:25 PM
Right where I can't reach it. It hurts like the dickens.

I don't think gdc is doing anything.
Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 03:28 PM
You know what causes those don't ya Mike?

Having a pore get clogged with oil?
Penguin
11/5/2006, 03:40 PM
Having a pore get clogged with oil?


No. Is your middle name moran?
Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 03:44 PM
No. Is your middle name moran?

No? What do I win?
sanantoniosooner
11/5/2006, 03:52 PM
Why don't you use some of that a55 soap?
Penguin
11/5/2006, 03:53 PM
No? What do I win?


A nice, shiny nickel. Expect delivery in 4-6 weeks.
sanantoniosooner
11/5/2006, 03:58 PM
for your myspace pedoguin

http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/penguinpirates.gif