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Czar Soonerov
11/4/2006, 04:20 PM
http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/breaking_news/15914427.htm


Naked man arrested after pulling awl from rectum
By Karl Fischer
CONTRA COSTA TIMES

A police encounter with a naked man near the El Cerrito BART station turned into an arrest on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon Thursday.

Passers-by called officers about 7:50 a.m. to report that a naked man was lying on a tree stump beside the Ohlone Greenway path, exposing himself and masturbating.

Police saw 33-year-old John Sheehan and arrested him on suspicion of indecent exposure.

Officers led him to the nearest street, the 2000 block of Kearney Avenue. Before putting Sheehan in the back of his car, Sgt. Paul Keith asked him if he had anything on him that police should know about.

Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity, Horgan said.

Unsure about what to do, police called for a fire engine. Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation.

Sheehan interceded before an ambulance was called.

"When he heard what they were talking about, he said, 'Hey, don't worry about it. I can do it,'" said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

Mindful that a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape could be used as a weapon, officers kept their weapons trained on the 33-year-old.

Sheehan went quietly afterward, without explanation.

Sheehan was paroled from state prison last week and listed an address in Pittsburg, Horgan said. Police booked him into County Jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

soonersweetie
11/4/2006, 04:24 PM
that's just wrong

Newbomb Turk
11/4/2006, 04:32 PM
"When he heard what they were talking about, he said, 'Hey, don't worry about it. I can do it,'" said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

Mindful that a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape could be used as a weapon, officers kept their weapons trained on the 33-year-old.


that's funny....I think.

soonercody
11/4/2006, 04:35 PM
An unwitnessed misdemeaner "suspicion of" indecent exposure. Wonder if he can pull a good defense out of his ***?

sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 04:37 PM
that's awl messed up.

Sooner_Bob
11/4/2006, 04:50 PM
awl shucks that's just sick

sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 04:52 PM
awl right.......that's enough of that

crawfish
11/5/2006, 08:44 PM
"Rectum? Nearly killed 'em!"

I'm so disappointed nobody posted that while I was gone.

StoopTroup
11/5/2006, 10:14 PM
Your typical Steeler Fan right there. ;)

Rogue
11/5/2006, 10:26 PM
Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation.

Yeah, I can just imagine how this went down.

Firefighter EMT #1 : Dude, it's your turn to get awl dirty.
FF EMT #2 : No way, man. This cat's goin' to the ER.
Firefighter EMT #1 : (laughing) You skeered, rookie?

william_brasky
11/6/2006, 12:38 AM
And they say prison doesn't rehabillitate people.