View Full Version : Doogie Howser is a homo
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 02:46 PM
linkage (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061104/ap_en_tv/people_neil_patrick_harris_8)
Maybe they should just line up the actors in Hollywood who are not fruits. Might save some time.
it would also save some time if they'd just stop assuming that we care.
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 02:48 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82093
you must've been too busy defending that other Mo to have seen the thread. ;)
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 02:50 PM
it would also save some time if they'd just stop assuming that we care.
Good point. I must confess confusion at the need of celebrities to announce to the world that they get boned in the *** by men.
Hey world! I'M HETEROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anybody care?
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 02:52 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82093
you must've been too busy defending that other Mo to have seen the thread. ;)
I am officially PWNED like Mizzou is right now. :O
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 02:53 PM
Good point. I must confess confusion at the need of celebrities to announce to the world that they get boned in the *** by men.
Hey world! I'M HETEROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anybody care?
Well I'm certainly surprised.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 02:56 PM
Well I'm certainly surprised.
As well you should be.
Hey world! I'M HETEROSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anybody care?
nope. I don't care if you like to take it up the pooper either. It's your life...not mine. Whatever floats your boat. I feel the same about celebreties.
SicEmBaylor
11/4/2006, 03:06 PM
I have never and will never understand how a guy can look at another guy's hairy *** and think to himself, "I want a piece of that!"
StoopTroup
11/4/2006, 03:08 PM
I bet he's from Branson.
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 03:15 PM
I have never and will never understand how a guy can look at another guy's hairy *** and think to himself, "I want a piece of that!"
you're weird dude.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 03:16 PM
That quote fix took a lot of effort, 1TC. If you put half that effort into peeing the world would be a better place. :D
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 03:18 PM
well, maybe that chick's townhouse would be a better place....
it would certainly smell better
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 03:18 PM
I have never and will never understand how a guy can look at another guy's hairy *** and think to himself, "I want a piece of that!"
I imagine it probably has a lot to do with how women can do it.
proud gonzo
11/4/2006, 03:22 PM
He was in RENT on Broadway, of course he's gay :rolleyes:
SicEmBaylor
11/4/2006, 03:44 PM
I imagine it probably has a lot to do with how women can do it.
I don't understand that either.
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 03:50 PM
Sic 'Em not understanding something about women? Color me SHOCKED. ;)
GrapevineSooner
11/4/2006, 03:55 PM
So that scene in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle was just make believe for him? :(
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 03:57 PM
Sic 'Em not understanding something about women? Color me SHOCKED. ;)
so you grasp the whole "hairy a-hole thing"?
So that scene in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle was just make believe for him? :(
Yeah, it's called acting. It's a useful skill to have when you're a professional actor.
And times like this, I really wish I could merge threads over here. Or, you know, buhlete them.
Viking Kitten
11/4/2006, 04:22 PM
:les: NPH WOULDN'T DO THAT!!!
So that scene in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle was just make believe for him? :(
this is very disturbing, that scene should be buhleted now.
jk the sooner fan
11/4/2006, 05:03 PM
some really interesting responses in this thread.......
Really? It seems like pretty much the same old crap to me.
"Homos! Tee hee, gross!"
jk the sooner fan
11/4/2006, 05:07 PM
well, no offense, but yours wasnt any less predictable! :)
Well of course not. The son of a lesbian usually isn't going to cotton much to "homo".
This isn't The Usual Suspects; I'm not really looking to shock or amaze with some completely unexpected twist. :D
jk the sooner fan
11/4/2006, 05:13 PM
you are honest, if nothing else!
i admire that
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 05:31 PM
so you grasp the whole "hairy a-hole thing"?
I grasp that some people are apparently attracted to them.
Considering that I find huge lumps of fatty flesh with spigots on them attractive, I don't think it's a huge stretch.
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 05:33 PM
I grasp that some people are apparently attracted to them.
Considering that I find huge lumps of fatty flesh with spigots on them attractive, I don't think it's a huge stretch.
http://www.ifoundbob.com/bblog/uploads/manboobs.jpg
Scott D
11/4/2006, 05:36 PM
seems that some handcrafted seem just a wee bit concerned about whom doesn't conform to their beliefs.
:les: HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON!
Damn spek limits...:mad:
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 05:39 PM
http://www.ifoundbob.com/bblog/uploads/manboobs.jpg
I'd beat those things up right. :D
I'm glad I was able to tee that up for you so nicely.
We really should keep track of assists around here...
KC//CRIMSON
11/4/2006, 05:52 PM
Really? It seems like pretty much the same old crap to me.
"Homos! Tee hee, gross!"
The Brain Bug say's "Word!"
http://www.atinternet.com/cinema/st/images/carl1.jpg
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 05:55 PM
I do find it kind of interesting that some think that NPH was assuming we care. The issue never came up until people started reporting that he was denying being a homosexual. All he did was come out and say, in effect "No, I'm gay. I haven't nor would I deny it, because it's who I am."
Only two right ways to handle it. Either that way or "None of your business." Good for him for refusing to either make an issue out of who he is or to deny it.
jk the sooner fan
11/4/2006, 05:55 PM
nice play sas.....very nice, lol
jk the sooner fan
11/4/2006, 05:57 PM
I do find it kind of interesting that some think that NPH was assuming we care. The issue never came up until people started reporting that he was denying being a homosexual. All he did was come out and say, in effect "No, I'm gay. I haven't nor would I deny it, because it's who I am."
Only two right ways to handle it. Either that way or "None of your business." Good for him for refusing to either make an issue out of who he is or to deny it.
this in essence is whats wrong with mainstream media......they make news out of crap that most dont care about......THEY decide whats newsworthy, overplay the crap out of it and cry that "the people just want to know this"
i call BS.....its sad that the MSM isnt held accountable by anybody
NEWSFLASH, half or more of hollywood is gay or otherwise F'D up.....get over it
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 05:57 PM
Yeah, nothing I could really do but give a "nicely played" on that one.
Sometimes someone just plays a trick right. As we all know, nobody on the board turns a trick quite like sas. ;)
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 05:59 PM
this in essence is whats wrong with mainstream media......they make news out of crap that most dont care about......THEY decide whats newsworthy, overplay the crap out of it and cry that "the people just want to know this"
i call BS.....its sad that the MSM isnt held accountable by anybody
NEWSFLASH, half or more of hollywood is gay or otherwise F'D up.....get over it
The media is accountable. They're accountable to their shareholders. When ratings drop and ad dollars dry up, they pay attention.
Unfortunately, the ratings show that actual news isn't what people are interested in. If it was, whatever the MacNeil-Lehrer report is called these days would blow every other news program out of the water.
jk the sooner fan
11/4/2006, 05:59 PM
dont spin it to defend yourself...:)
fwiw, your original comment had me scratching my head as well.... :)
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 06:01 PM
dont spin it to defend yourself...:)
fwiw, your original comment had me scratching my head as well.... :)
I've got a nice hiney. The ladies are always talking about breaking off of piece of it.:texan:
No spin whatsoever. I'm like Spinks after taking a punch from Tyson. All you can do is hit the mat and raise the white flag.
NEWSFLASH, half or more of hollywood is gay or otherwise canadian.....get over it
fixed.
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 06:09 PM
Yeah, nothing I could really do but give a "nicely played" on that one.
Sometimes someone just plays a trick right. As we all know, nobody on the board turns a trick quite like sas. ;)
at least you don't pretend you were just buying meth.
If no one cares, then why are there not one, but two threads about this? :D
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 06:12 PM
If no one cares, then why are there not one, but two threads about this? :D
dude.........sometimes we have 3-4 about excrement.
It's just a rule.
GrapevineSooner
11/4/2006, 06:24 PM
I do find it kind of interesting that some think that NPH was assuming we care. The issue never came up until people started reporting that he was denying being a homosexual. All he did was come out and say, in effect "No, I'm gay. I haven't nor would I deny it, because it's who I am."
Only two right ways to handle it. Either that way or "None of your business." Good for him for refusing to either make an issue out of who he is or to deny it.
Oh I agree as this pertains to NPH. The 'we' that I would refer to is the media writing a front page story about this.
I hope one day we can get to a point where all of this matters to no one. Not the media, not the person coming out, and not the public.
Widescreen
11/4/2006, 06:24 PM
If no one cares, then why are there not one, but two threads about this? :D
Just creating more threads for you to have to mod.
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 06:26 PM
Oh I agree as this pertains to NPH. The 'we' that I would refer to is the media writing a front page story about this.
I hope one day we can get to a point where all of this matters to no one. Not the media, not the person coming out, and not the public.
100% with you on this one. It's nobody's business what orientation someone is. If their orientation becomes obvious through their actions, I don't find that a big deal either.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:20 PM
Well of course not. The son of a lesbian usually isn't going to cotton much to "homo".
Suddenly everything seems to make sense...
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:23 PM
seems that some handcrafted seem just a wee bit concerned about whom doesn't conform to their beliefs.
You know what? You're right. I should not care at all. If I was your garden variety heathen, of course.
But I'm not. The Lord told me to go forth and make disciples. I try to listen to Him and do what He says.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:25 PM
Hey bree,
Homosexuality is disgusting.
Howzit
11/4/2006, 07:28 PM
Hey bree,
Homosexuality is disgusting.
Dude, what is your ****ing problem? Lighten up. Please.
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 07:29 PM
Handcrafted, with all due respect. You're the ****tiest salesman Jesus Christ ever had.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:31 PM
Dude, what is your ****ing problem? Lighten up. Please.
My "problem" is fags who want me to accept their faggoty faggishness as normal.
IT IS NOT NORMAL.
I will shout it from the rooftops as long as I have breath.
silverwheels
11/4/2006, 07:32 PM
My "problem" is fags who want me to accept their faggoty faggishness as normal.
IT IS NOT NORMAL.
I will shout it from the rooftops as long as I have breath.
And you like Evanescence? Well **** my *** and call me Doogie.
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 07:33 PM
My "problem" is fags who want me to accept their faggoty faggishness as normal.
IT IS NOT NORMAL.
I will shout it from the rooftops as long as I have breath.
Jesus loves them.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:34 PM
Handcrafted, with all due respect. You're the ****tiest salesman Jesus Christ ever had.
I'm not out to sell anything, I'm standing up for truth and reality.
The mere fact that you make that statement shows that you don't have a clue. Jesus spoke truth His entire life, and hacked off pretty much everyone in "polite society" in the process. Then he died a horrible death so I could have life.
The Bible says that the reproach of Christ is honorable. I don't fear it.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:35 PM
Jesus loves them.
True. If they realize their sin and repent of it.
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 07:36 PM
Handcrafted reminds me of that preacher in Colorado. When will your episode of Dateline air?
HC, have you been trolling for some meat in the back alleys and your conscience is killing you?
Howzit
11/4/2006, 07:36 PM
Happy birthday, handcrafted.
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 07:41 PM
But I'm not. The Lord told me to go forth and make disciples. I try to listen to Him and do what He says.
I'm not out to sell anything, I'm standing up for truth and reality.
you *****. you're not smart enough to understand what you write. That or you're the ****tiest salesman Jesus Christ ever had.
You seem to put yourself above JC. That's great dude. You be the Judge and Jury and let Jesus be the baliff.
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 07:45 PM
My "problem" is fags who want me to accept their faggoty faggishness as normal.
IT IS NOT NORMAL.
I will shout it from the rooftops as long as I have breath.
Hey, remember what Jesus said about shouting your faith from the rooftops?
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:46 PM
you *****. you're not smart enough to understand what you write. That or you're the ****tiest salesman Jesus Christ ever had.
You seem to put yourself above JC. That's great dude. You be the Judge and Jury and let Jesus be the baliff.
So, what reality do you live in? Can you even read English? Because what you said makes no sense. What exactly have I said that makes you think I'm putting myself above Christ? Anyone reading this thread can see that you are a fool.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:47 PM
Hey, remember what Jesus said about shouting your faith from the rooftops?
Sorry, must have missed that one. Can you quote it for me?
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 07:48 PM
2 "So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
The meaning is pretty clear.
handcrafted
11/4/2006, 07:51 PM
I have not spoken of how much I give to my church, and I do pray in private.
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 08:07 PM
nm
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 08:08 PM
1tC, don't get goaded into sinking to that level man.
KaiserSooner
11/4/2006, 09:32 PM
True. If they realize their sin and repent of it.
God also forgives bigots, if they realize their sin and repent of it.
KaiserSooner
11/4/2006, 09:42 PM
Hey bree,
Homosexuality is disgusting.
It's only disgusting when it's cloaked in televangelist clothing and a 14,000 member megachurch.
Scott D
11/5/2006, 12:05 AM
You know what? You're right. I should not care at all. If I was your garden variety heathen, of course.
But I'm not. The Lord told me to go forth and make disciples. I try to listen to Him and do what He says.
this post amuses me to no end.
royalfan5
11/5/2006, 12:56 AM
I made some great Dougie Howser jokers tonight at the party I was at.
Jimminy Crimson
11/5/2006, 08:23 AM
I made some great Dookie Howser jokers tonight at the party I was at.
hee-hee! :twinkies:
Harry Beanbag
11/5/2006, 10:27 AM
The first page of this thread was amusing and entertaining, the second page not so much.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/5/2006, 10:50 AM
True. If they realize their sin and repent of it.
Actually 1TC's statement is true..Jesus loves all people without "ifs". The premise of God sending his son to Earth was because HE LOVED THE WORLD according to John 3:16....
You can love someone without liking what they are doing..I dont like it when my kids dont listen but I can separate them from their behaviour...The greatest commandment Jesus gave was love God with everything you have and love your neighbor as yourself...it also says the entire bible hangs on those two commandments...matt 22:37-40 STEP translation...verse 39 says that the love your neighbor part is just like the first part...you cant love God without loving your neighbor......and vice versa...
I ll now pass the offering plate
Have you guys ever tried jalepenos stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon, baked or grilled? My wife makes them for me when I'm good.
Hmmmmmm.....yhey are so good!
Actually 1TC's statement is true..Jesus loves all people without "ifs". The premise of God sending his son to Earth was because HE LOVED THE WORLD according to John 3:16....
You can love someone without liking what they are doing..I dont like it when my kids dont listen but I can separate them from their behaviour...The greatest commandment Jesus gave was love God with everything you have and love your neighbor as yourself...it also says the entire bible hangs on those two commandments...matt 22:37-40 STEP translation...verse 39 says that the love your neighbor part is just like the first part...you cant love God without loving your neighbor......and vice versa...
I ll now pass the offering plate
I have found the 'love your enemies' part to be one of the more difficult things to obey. Even more so than avoiding porno.
Scott D
11/5/2006, 11:28 AM
Have you guys ever tried jalepenos stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon, baked or grilled? My wife makes them for me when I'm good.
Hmmmmmm.....yhey are so good!
so you only get them twice a year? :D
Have you guys ever tried jalepenos stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon, baked or grilled? My wife makes them for me when I'm good.
Hmmmmmm.....yhey are so good!
I prefer cheddar, never had the cream cheese ones. Always grill em
1stTimeCaller
11/5/2006, 11:40 AM
I'm with Mongo on this issue. Altough I have tried the cream cheese before, cheddar is beddar.
The key to any grilled jalepeno-stuffed with dairy product-wrapped in smokey goodness that is bacon is keeping the cheese in the SOB while cooking on 500 degree grill. It is how you slice the pepper and make a perfect seal with the bacon.
and always soak your tooth picks for at least 30 minutes to prevent them from burning as soon as they hit the grill.
proud gonzo
11/5/2006, 01:19 PM
I'm allergic to jalapenos :O
sanantoniosooner
11/5/2006, 01:21 PM
I'm allergic to jalapenos :O
If you'd post what you AREN'T allergic to some day it would save us a lot of reading
;)
proud gonzo
11/5/2006, 01:25 PM
eggs, milk, and potatoes ;)
Scott D
11/5/2006, 01:55 PM
the irony of the fact that you aren't allergic to eggs and milk isn't lost on some of us :D
Stoop Dawg
11/5/2006, 05:59 PM
The Lord told me to go forth and make disciples. I try to listen to Him and do what He says.
You suck at it. But kudos for trying.
sanantoniosooner
11/5/2006, 06:00 PM
Would somebody let me know when it's my turn to kick handcrafted in the nuts?
Stoop Dawg
11/5/2006, 06:01 PM
Hey bree,
Homosexuality is disgusting.
Me thinks thee does protest too much.
What high ranking position do you hold in the church? It won't be surprising when that story breaks.
Stoop Dawg
11/5/2006, 06:02 PM
My "problem" is fags who want me to accept their faggoty faggishness as normal.
IT IS NOT NORMAL.
I will shout it from the rooftops as long as I have breath.
You and your other church brethren. Who are also gay.
I thought we were talking about stuffed peppers, not a stuffed Doogies
Stoop Dawg
11/5/2006, 06:05 PM
Handcrafted reminds me of that preacher in Colorado. When will your episode of Dateline air?
HC, have you been trolling for some meat in the back alleys and your conscience is killing you?
I should have read the whole thread first. 1tc is exactly correct.
sanantoniosooner
11/5/2006, 06:09 PM
Would somebody let me know when it's my turn to kick handcrafted in the nuts?
I guess Stoop Dawg isn't done yet.
Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 06:11 PM
Can someone just lock this thing already?
Howzit
11/5/2006, 06:13 PM
Seconded.
do we have to include the bacon? sounds pretty good without it.
Bacon seals in the cheese to prevent the oozing, plus bacon adds that wonderful bacony flavor
Frozen Sooner
11/5/2006, 06:17 PM
do we have to include the bacon? sounds pretty good without it.
Hand in your man card.
Now.
sanantoniosooner
11/5/2006, 06:17 PM
If this thread gets locked, do I lose my turn kicking HC?
Hand in your man card.
Now.
Heh, and double Heh considering the threads subject! :D
Bacon seals in the cheese to prevent the oozing, plus bacon adds that wonderful bacony flavor
Plus, the cheese melts in your mouth...the bacon gives you something to chew on while the jalepeno is burning your tongue off.
sanantoniosooner
11/5/2006, 06:33 PM
Doogie prefers sausage.
OCUDad
11/5/2006, 07:04 PM
Happy birthday, handcrafted.Is it December 25 already?
Harry Beanbag
11/5/2006, 07:45 PM
do we have to include the bacon? sounds pretty good without it.
Meat is required in this thread.
Is it December 25 already?
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to OCUDad again.
crawfish
11/5/2006, 08:57 PM
I'm not gonna read this thread and I have no idea if it's been jacked, but I do have one comment to the original subject:
"Duh."
stoops the eternal pimp
11/5/2006, 09:06 PM
I'm not gonna read this thread and I have no idea if it's been jacked, but I do have one comment to the original subject:
"Duh."
Yeah really......."What Liberace is gay? NOOOOOO!"
soonerboomer93
11/5/2006, 09:31 PM
What kind of chedder in the peppers? I prefer a nice extra sharp. I've also had them with pepperjack which was good
What kind of chedder in the peppers? I prefer a nice extra sharp. I've also had them with pepperjack which was good
Go with a sharp cheddar, it matches well with the smokiness of the bacon and cuts the heat of the jap a little. Dont skimp on the bacon. Get a good kind with the least amount of fat.
And a mean trick to play on some friends is to get a scotch bonnet(habenero) and prepare it the same way, but put a little more bacon around it to disguise it(and make it more appealing). And see which lucky contestant wins!!!:D :D
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