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Okla-homey
11/3/2006, 06:46 PM
Again. Saturday, December 9th. Brady. The greatest female entertainer in the history of America.

suck it OKC.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4048/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
sooneron
11/3/2006, 06:59 PM
That is a sweet poster! Fist City has always been one of faves.

A you've been makin' your brags around town
That you've been a lovin' my man
But the man I love, when he picks up trash
He puts it in a garbage can
And that's what a you look like to me
And what I see's a pity
Close your face and stay outta my way
If ya don't wanna go to fist city
If ya don't wanna go to fist city
Ya better detour around my town
'Cause I'll grab you by the hair a the head
And I'll lift a you off a the ground
I'm not a sayin' my baby's a saint 'cause he ain't
N' that he won't cat around with a kitty
I'm here to tell ya gal to lay offa my man
If ya don't wanna go to fist city
Come on and tell me what you told my friends
If you think you're brave enough
And I'll show you what a real woman is
Since you think you're hot stuff
You'll bite off more than you can chew
If you get to cute or witty
You better move your feet
If you don't wanna eat
A meal that's called fist city
If you don't wanna go to fist city
You better detour around my town
'Cause I'll grab you by the hair a the head
And I'll lift you offa the ground
I'm not a sayin' my baby's a saint 'cause he ain't
N' that he won't cat around with a kitty
I'm here to tell ya gal to lay offa my man
If ya don't wanna go to fist city
I'm here to tell ya gal to lay offa my man
If ya don't wanna go to fist city
Rhino
11/3/2006, 07:26 PM
She was in OKC, what...four months ago?

She'll probably just cancel the date like she has with about five of her last seven shows in Oklahoma.

And she'll be at the Choctaw Coliseum in Durant the day before. YEEEEHAWWWW.
Tailwind
11/3/2006, 10:11 PM
She's still alive? Who knew?
OUAndy1807
11/3/2006, 10:28 PM
I'd rather listen to someone beat a sack full of kittens with a shovel
Newbomb Turk
11/3/2006, 10:40 PM
Again. Saturday, December 9th. Brady. The greatest female entertainer in the history of America.

suck it OKC.

congrats. Is "Jaws" coming to your local theater in December too?
Rhino
11/3/2006, 10:55 PM
It is a cool poster, though.
OUAndy1807
11/4/2006, 09:13 AM
I'd rather listen to a dog getting run over by a lawnmower.
Okla-homey
11/4/2006, 09:43 AM
It is a cool poster, though.

I thought so too. I love art-deco-ey stuff.
OSUAggie
11/4/2006, 09:53 AM
Patti Page > Loretta Lynn
AlbqSooner
11/4/2006, 10:01 AM
Patti Page > Loretta Lynn
I nearly choked when I read that - then I saw it came from an aggie.
Mjcpr
11/4/2006, 10:06 AM
She was excellent on Roseanne.
Scott D
11/4/2006, 10:58 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread about Cleveland's ex-wife
OUAndy1807
11/4/2006, 12:32 PM
I'd rather listen to someone puting 10 baby goats into a wood chipper.
CORNholio
11/5/2006, 03:27 AM
Again. Saturday, December 9th. Brady. The greatest female entertainer in the history of America.

suck it OKC.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4048/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wow, she's also playing in the big town of Durant, Ok in Dec. I guess she finally hit the big time.
Okla-homey
11/5/2006, 08:26 AM
Wow, she's also playing in the big town of Durant, Ok in Dec. I guess she finally hit the big time.

casino?
StoopTroup
11/5/2006, 11:43 PM
I'd rather listen to a dog getting run over by a lawnmower.
heh.
skycat
11/6/2006, 12:01 AM
I thought that this meant that Homey was a Red Sox fan.
CORNholio
11/6/2006, 01:05 AM
casino?
Word.
If you can call an alcohol-free establishment such.