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Penguin
11/3/2006, 05:13 PM
Hi Penguin,
Melo has denied your request to be added to her MySpace friends list.
Melo was given an option to report you to the authorities, which Melo has decided to exercise.
Your IP address has been recorded and the local sex crimes unit will arrive at your domicile in the next 36 hours. Please stay where you are.
Thank you for joining MySpace. We will keep your website open throughout your incarceration.
crawfish
11/3/2006, 05:14 PM
You shouldn't have sent the pictures of your privates.
Don't you watch Dateline?!?!?
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2006, 05:17 PM
I'll skip this one :(
Osce0la
11/3/2006, 05:18 PM
I saw a story on the news yesterday about a cop going online to try and find sexual predators. He started talking to one guy, and then the guy starts sending the cop live pictures of him assaulting an underage girl...
made me wonder - What is Pedoguin doing?
Osce0la
11/3/2006, 05:18 PM
I'll skip this one :(
I'm sorry, I found this very funny :texan:
olevetonahill
11/3/2006, 05:21 PM
I'll skip this one :(
This will be a 1st :P
Czar Soonerov
11/3/2006, 05:21 PM
http://www.undergroundnews.com/album/albums/fodder_owned/owned.jpg
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/3/2006, 05:22 PM
MELOWNED!!!!
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/3/2006, 05:22 PM
DAMMIT!!!
:mad:
Penguin
11/3/2006, 05:26 PM
Can I be your friend?
Anybody?
olevetonahill
11/3/2006, 05:27 PM
http://www.undergroundnews.com/album/albums/fodder_owned/owned.jpg
sas YOU KNOW WE ARE HERE FOR YOU . YOU DONT NEED TO BEG :cool:
olevetonahill
11/3/2006, 05:28 PM
Can I be your friend?
Anybody?
NO dayum begger ;)
OCUDad
11/3/2006, 05:29 PM
You shouldn't have sent the pictures of your privates.
Don't you watch Dateline?!?!?Melo is not interested in your privates. She'll settle for nothing smaller than a lieutenant.
Can I be your friend?
Anybody?
Ah, what the hell. You buying?
(Keep your pictures though.)
SicEmBaylor
11/3/2006, 05:37 PM
Take note,
I am on her buddy list and YOU were denied.
(I accepted you).
OCUDad
11/3/2006, 05:40 PM
That's because you don't have any privates.
Scott D
11/3/2006, 05:40 PM
ouch
SicEmBaylor
11/3/2006, 05:53 PM
That's because you don't have any privates.
'Cuz I'm all generals!
(not sure that makes nay sense but that's all i got)
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2006, 05:55 PM
'Cuz I'm all generals!
(not sure that makes nay sense but that's all i got)
I thought your parents used to salute you and call you Major Disappointment.
;)
SicEmBaylor
11/3/2006, 06:00 PM
I thought your parents used to salute you and call you Major Disappointment.
;)
Heh, both my bestfriend AND my dad (both jokingly) have called me a "poster child for abortion."
They were kidding of course..............I think.
soonerboomer93
11/3/2006, 06:11 PM
Heh, I think I'll randomly add some of the soonerfans people as myspace frineds and see who rejects me. They might even confuse me for penguin because of the main profile picture
Scott D
11/3/2006, 06:12 PM
hah...good luck with that one.
OCUDad
11/3/2006, 06:13 PM
Heh, both my bestfriend AND my dad (both jokingly) have called me a "poster child for abortion."
They were kidding of course..............I think.I think Melo is much more forgiving and just considers you a poster child for abstinence. :D
Scott D
11/3/2006, 06:13 PM
Melo just has a twisted sense of humor. :D
Wow. I didn't know it was you, or I would have accepted you. I've been getting all sorts of messages and stuff that say things like 'Hey. I saw your profile, and you looked cool, so I wanted to say hi'. Uh... Delete and deny. Add me again, and I'll make sure I accept you.
I apologize for unintentionally melown-ing you.
Melo just has a twisted sense of humor. :D
How would you know? :D
SicEmBaylor
11/3/2006, 06:17 PM
Wow. I didn't know it was you, or I would have accepted you. I've been getting all sorts of messages and stuff that say things like 'Hey. I saw your profile, and you looked cool, so I wanted to say hi'. Uh... Delete and deny. Add me again, and I'll make sure I accept you.
I apologize for unintentionally melown-ing you.
The more people you buddy up with the less special it becomes.
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2006, 06:17 PM
Wow. I didn't know it was you, or I would have accepted you. I've been getting all sorts of messages and stuff that say things like 'Hey. I saw your profile, and you looked cool, so I wanted to say hi'. Uh... Delete and deny. Add me again, and I'll make sure I accept you.
I apologize for unintentionally melown-ing you.
the chicks always set you up for an even bigger slap.
Scott D
11/3/2006, 06:17 PM
How would you know? :D
youtalktosicemlikehesanormalperson :D
then there's the tag team abuse you and your friend heaped on ole Stanley :D
Scott D
11/3/2006, 06:18 PM
The more people you buddy up with the less special it becomes.
says the guy who keeps buddying up with webcam girls.
OCUDad
11/3/2006, 06:23 PM
Wow. Penguin and SicEm fighting over which one will be the recipient of Melo's favors. This needs to go pay-per-view, folks. :pop:
Penguin
11/3/2006, 06:24 PM
the chicks always set you up for an even bigger slap.
This is what MySpace says:
Confirm Add Friend
You already have a pending friend request for this person. You suck.
MySpace is a little more rude than I thought.
SicEmBaylor
11/3/2006, 06:25 PM
Wow. Penguin and SicEm fighting over which one will be the recipient of Melo's favors. This needs to go pay-per-view, folks. :pop:
I dispatched Octavian with ease. Let's see if Penguin can step the game up a bit. ;)
olevetonahill
11/3/2006, 07:50 PM
How would you know? :D
Cause you are here AND on myspace :eek: just guessin
Norm In Norman
11/4/2006, 12:52 AM
http://www.waxelastic.com/blog/images/rejected.gif
"MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
GottaHavePride
11/4/2006, 01:00 AM
http://www.waxelastic.com/blog/images/rejected.gif
"MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
Is it sad that that's what I thought when I saw this thread title?
Mah SPOON is too BIG.
Norm In Norman
11/4/2006, 01:04 AM
How can you look at that picture and be sad?
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
Norm In Norman
11/4/2006, 01:04 AM
That's it - I'm watching that right now.
GottaHavePride
11/4/2006, 01:19 AM
Mah SPOON is too BIG.
SicEmBaylor
11/4/2006, 01:19 AM
I don't get it.
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 01:21 AM
How in the world does a person ditch "Gobble gobble bitches" as a sig with Thanksgiving on the horizon?
CrimsonandCreamForever
11/4/2006, 01:36 AM
Melo is not interested in your privates. She'll settle for nothing smaller than a lieutenant.
:les: BUT WHAT ABOUT SARGE??
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 02:10 AM
How in the world does a person ditch "Gobble gobble bitches" as a sig with Thanksgiving on the horizon?
That's a good question.
God bless it, GHP! My words are IMMORTAL!
Yeah, but my words are IMMORTALER!
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 02:13 AM
My words are IMMORTALEST!
You'd think that, but you'd be wrong. :D
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 02:19 AM
Nuh-uh.
I've got to be up until 2am, bri. We can be at this for a while.
As long as that's 2 a.m. Central, then yes we can.
Otherwise, not so much.
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 02:24 AM
OK, I can be at this for a while. In internet-land, that means I win because I get the last word.
Have all the last words you want, Nanook. I still win. :D
Mah SPOON is too BIG. I am a banana!
Frozen Sooner
11/4/2006, 03:18 AM
Have all the last words you want, Nanook. I still win. :D
Nanooks are from Fairbanks, not Anchorage.
How'd you like it if I called you a RedHawk?
Octavian
11/4/2006, 03:21 AM
I dispatched Octavian with ease. Let's see if Penguin can step the game up a bit. ;)
pfft. :D
in related news, I think I got myspace melowned too.
pretty rough...
soonerboomer93
11/4/2006, 08:39 AM
hah, 2 am alaskan time is like 4 pm here, you bitches can suck it
Gandalf_The_Grey
11/4/2006, 08:41 AM
I asked Melo to come view my live sex cam and she totally ignored me :(
1stTimeCaller
11/4/2006, 10:02 AM
you should offer to let her watch your dead sex cam. She's goth ya know. ;)
pfft. :D
in related news, I think I got myspace melowned too.
pretty rough...
You quit talking to me one day. :mad:
I asked Melo to come view my live sex cam and she totally ignored me :(
OH! That was you?!
I didnt know you were a chick! :eek:
you should offer to let her watch your dead sex cam. She's goth ya know. ;)
If I am goth, than youre a sensible, responsible man who does NOT pee on carpets. :D
Scott D
11/4/2006, 12:56 PM
If I am goth, than youre a sensible, responsible man who does NOT pee on carpets. :D
ZANG! :D
StoopTroup
11/4/2006, 01:03 PM
Heh.
http://www.keysan.com/thumbnails/xrec2609.jpg
Penguin
11/4/2006, 02:06 PM
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/penguincult/_images/hooray.jpg
Melo accidentally clicked accept!
Let the stalking begin!! :D
Penguin
11/4/2006, 02:28 PM
Let the stalking begin!! :D
Nah, she's much too old.
sanantoniosooner
11/4/2006, 03:46 PM
http://www.recycledproducts.com/wsp_i/product_fullsize/64630-penguin-chinstrap-plas.jpg
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