View Full Version : Coach Sutton in the hospital.
LilSooner
11/3/2006, 12:44 PM
Channel 5 is saying that Sutton was found in his car at a convience store and taken to the hospital.
So many ways to go with this.....
I hope he's alright though, in all seriousness.
C&CDean
11/3/2006, 12:46 PM
Let's all be nice till we hear what's up.....
colleyvillesooner
11/3/2006, 12:47 PM
I predict this will get brutal.
colleyvillesooner
11/3/2006, 12:47 PM
http://www.newsok.com/article/2966012
Newbomb Turk
11/3/2006, 12:48 PM
So many ways to go with this.....
I hope he's alright though, in all seriousness.
agree....
and
agree.
LilSooner
11/3/2006, 12:48 PM
They said at first he was unresponsive, but he was finally able to talk to officers, but the officer wouldn't release what he said to the media. They took him to stillwater medical center at around 9:30.
Dag, yo. I hope he's alright, for real.
Is the other driver okay?
C&CDean
11/3/2006, 12:49 PM
They said at first he was unresponsive, but he was finally able to talk to officers, but the officer wouldn't release what he said to the media. They took him to stillwater medical center at around 9:30.
I bet he started dissing the Jews....
picasso
11/3/2006, 12:57 PM
hope he's ok.
slickdawg
11/3/2006, 12:59 PM
Eddie, your liver probably didn't like all of those drinks.
GrapevineSooner
11/3/2006, 01:04 PM
Hope he's OK.
But...
The sword of Damocles is over the South Oval right now.
Cool. Can I touch it?
Czar Soonerov
11/3/2006, 01:09 PM
Is he allowed to drive?
slickdawg
11/3/2006, 01:09 PM
Cool. Can I touch it?
Silly, you are supposed to ask if you can have sex on it.
SoonerInKCMO
11/3/2006, 01:15 PM
The sword of Damocles is over the South Oval right now.
"To feed the heart's addiction, in answer to my soul
It may not be the best of worlds, but it the only one I know...
In the shadow of Damocles' atomic sword
We learn to live with fear
Stringing out lives of quiet depression
We're all just strangers here...
Riding along on the razor edge
Burned in the acid fall
Groping in the darkness, searching for a way to fill the empty space inside
And between us all..."
...
TheHumanAlphabet
11/3/2006, 01:25 PM
Wanna bet a relapse?
Can they cover up another Drink driving?
I hope he fully recovers.
They're saying his radio was playing loudly when he was found.
Apparently, he had succumbed to The Temptations.
*cough* I'll be here all week, folks!
Widescreen
11/3/2006, 01:29 PM
*cough* I'll be here all week, folks!
So we can look forward to your absense starting next week? Huzzah!
LilSooner
11/3/2006, 01:30 PM
They said on the news that it was NOT alcohol related that it was a reaction to a new medication that was perscribed by his doctor.
So we can look forward to your absense starting next week? Huzzah!
That's illegal in the US isn't it?
Anyone?
Widescreen
11/3/2006, 01:32 PM
They said on the news that it was NOT alcohol related that it was a reaction to a new medication that was perscribed by his doctor.
So does that mean we can start making fun of him again?
JohnnyMack
11/3/2006, 01:33 PM
Allergic reaction my ***.
This sounds like a nap provided by Wild Turkey.
OK, line up. Convenience store jokes to my left, Stillwater hospital stories to my front and rehab failure sarcasmites over there in the corner.
BUT EVERYBODY SHUT UP TIL YOU GET THE WORD!!!!!
Mine was a "drunk driving accident" joke. Which line do I get in? :D
JohnnyMack
11/3/2006, 01:40 PM
Mine was a "drunk driving accident" joke. Which line do I get in? :D
You should be over there, behind the splintered tree.
I_SMELL_FEAR
11/3/2006, 01:42 PM
was that not what they said the night he had the wreck? (drug reaction)
was that not what they said the night he had the wreck? (drug reaction)
That's what I thought they originally said.
was that not what they said the night he had the wreck? (drug reaction)
Well, to be fair, Wild Turkey is considered a drug...
Osce0la
11/3/2006, 01:54 PM
Well, to be fair, Wild Turkey is considered a drug...
Especially when trying to keep a story from seeming like an alcohol related incident...
Sooner_Bob
11/3/2006, 01:54 PM
Gobble gobble baby . . . gobble gobble.
Well, to be fair, Wild Turkey is considered a drug...
True, but it was doing what it was intended to do. A drug reaction makes me think otherwise. Unless he was taking Wild Turkey for accidental antifreeze poisoning. Anyone think of that? ;)
Boomer.....
11/3/2006, 02:23 PM
Is he allowed to drive?
Exactly what I was thinking. Shouldn't his license be suspended from the DUI?
Well he wasn't driving, silly. He was sleeping.
KABOOKIE
11/3/2006, 02:29 PM
Well he wasn't driving, silly. He was sleeping.
Just like the last time.
Okla-homey
11/3/2006, 02:35 PM
For the record, being discovered passed-out sloshed in a parked veehickle while in possession of the keys, can result in a drunk driving charge in many jurisdictions.
just saying.
It happened to one of my buddies two years ago. He told me if it ever happens again, he'll be sure to toss the keys in the bushes before going night-night.
Being discovered passed-out sloshed on the ground outside your parked vehicle, however, can result in campus security helping you up, dusting you off, and helping you behind the wheel.
Okla-homey
11/3/2006, 02:39 PM
Being discovered passed-out sloshed on the ground outside your parked vehicle, however, can result in oSucc campus security helping you up, dusting you off, and helping you behind the wheel because you are a famous roundball coach.
fixed it.
Being discovered passed-out sloshed on the ground outside your parked vehicle, however, can result in campus security helping you up, dusting you off, and helping you behind the wheel.
They couldn't very well have left him there in the road to be a hazard to himself and others could they?
Okla-homey
11/3/2006, 02:41 PM
They couldn't very well have left him there in the road to be a hazard to himself and others could they?
cuz if anyone had carelessly dropped a lit cigarette he could have assploded.
They couldn't very well have left him there in the road to be a hazard to himself and others could they?
I guess they figured that parking lot already had enough speed bumps.
KABOOKIE
11/3/2006, 02:48 PM
Will this count toward his coaching record?
Jimminy Crimson
11/3/2006, 02:57 PM
Will this count toward his coaching record?
heh!
I hope he gets his soup or pudding (or whatever it was) this time.
olevetonahill
11/3/2006, 03:05 PM
I bet he started dissing the Jews....
My thoughts egsactly :D But i thot you asked us to be good :D :confused:
Jimminy Crimson
11/3/2006, 03:07 PM
So he's switched from the bottle to the pills. :eddie:
olevetonahill
11/3/2006, 03:15 PM
So he's switched from the bottle to the pills. :eddie:
Thats a condensed version ;)
Okla-homey
11/3/2006, 03:45 PM
Why don't the pokes just hire him a permanent chauffeur? It would be cheaper in the long run.
C&CDean
11/3/2006, 03:56 PM
The Courtship of Eddie's Bottle....
Dammit! I'm trying, but I just can't play nice.
Howzit
11/3/2006, 03:58 PM
Edward BottleinHands
the mods started it...
TheHumanAlphabet
11/3/2006, 04:06 PM
Okay, so are they going to charge him with a DUI again? Technically he was in possession of the vehicle and a legit DUI. They just charged an OKC asst. D.A. for DUI for driving while taking medication, he caused a wreck. Just asking?
C&CDean
11/3/2006, 04:06 PM
Eddie 12-steps...
Howzit
11/3/2006, 04:13 PM
Waking Ed Supine
Waking Ed Supine
WTF....was that a talkie?
Howzit
11/3/2006, 04:15 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nh6SlnX6JcVftM:www.soundtrackcollecto r.com/images/cd/large/Waking_Ned_Devine_Decca_2894609392.jpg
:mad:
BoogercountySooner
11/3/2006, 04:17 PM
Mutton for Sutton! BaaaaBaaaa
TheHumanAlphabet
11/3/2006, 04:18 PM
Classic Brit movie about keeping a guy "alive" to collect the lottery money...
Classic Brit movie about keeping a guy "alive" to collect the lottery money...
Weekend at Eddie's?
TheHumanAlphabet
11/3/2006, 04:37 PM
In a way, yes! ;)
Scott D
11/3/2006, 04:39 PM
Ok..since he's out of the hospital, maybe he'll quit seeing the same Pharmacist as Terrell Owens.
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