Okla-homey
11/3/2006, 08:27 AM
Got this big postcard thingy from the Oklahoma elephants.
Summarizing the contents:
1) The donkeys will absolutely, positively raise your taxes by at least 50%. Therefore, if you want higher taxes, stay home on Election Day and let the donkeys win.
2) The donkeys will do everything possible to make abortion available on demand, everywhere. They may even sneak-in and give abortions while pregnant wimmen are sleeping and stuff.
3) The day after regaining the House of Reps, the Donkeys will pull us out of the War on Terror and send candy and cookies to Osama Bin Laden.
4) The donkeys want your guns. If they regain power, they will confiscate your guns. All of them. Even Junior's Daisy air rifle.
Bottomline: Must stop atheistic, hedonistic, criminal indulging, anti-USA, 2d Amendment hating, pro-terrorism, cut-n-run donkeys.
I thought it was a little over the top. :rolleyes:
Summarizing the contents:
1) The donkeys will absolutely, positively raise your taxes by at least 50%. Therefore, if you want higher taxes, stay home on Election Day and let the donkeys win.
2) The donkeys will do everything possible to make abortion available on demand, everywhere. They may even sneak-in and give abortions while pregnant wimmen are sleeping and stuff.
3) The day after regaining the House of Reps, the Donkeys will pull us out of the War on Terror and send candy and cookies to Osama Bin Laden.
4) The donkeys want your guns. If they regain power, they will confiscate your guns. All of them. Even Junior's Daisy air rifle.
Bottomline: Must stop atheistic, hedonistic, criminal indulging, anti-USA, 2d Amendment hating, pro-terrorism, cut-n-run donkeys.
I thought it was a little over the top. :rolleyes: