excuse me, sir...

[Osce0la]

But you look pretty young (can't possibly be any older than 40). I notice you don't walk with any kind of a limp, both of your arms are perfectly fine, overall you seem pretty healthy - So could you please explain to me why you think you need to park in a handicapped parking spot?

Oh, I see, you have that handicapped tag on the car (the car that probably doesn't belong to you)...I understand, you deserve that spot since you are obviously in good health while driving a car that does in fact have a handicapped tag. Carry on then...

[mdklatt]

:pop:

[crawfish]

Just wait until he pulls off his fake leg and beats you with it.

[IronSooner]

Maybe it's the car that's handicapped.

That's all I got. Sorry.

[Osce0la]

Maybe it's the car that's handicapped.

That's all I got. Sorry.
This is a good point...It was a pretty crappy car.

And I have a friend with a prosthetic leg - he NEVER parks in handicapped spots.

[crawfish]

This is a good point...It was a pretty crappy car.

And I have a friend with a prosthetic leg - he NEVER parks in handicapped spots.

Yeah, but would you whine if he did? :)

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't if I had one.

[Oldnslo]

My Dad has, among other things, a congestive heart condition. Feel free to ask him how he dares to park in a handicapped space. Let me know where/when, so I can sell tickets.

TIA.

[C&CDean]

One thing. Being 300 pounds overweight should NEVER count as a "handicap." I see those huge people in the handicap parking, riding the little scooter thing around Norm's WalMart. Hell man, you need to park as far away as you can and hoof it. Park the damn scooter too. Those things have a load limit of 250 lbs.

[frankensooner]

I agree with Dean, I am sick of seeing these blobs riding around on their little carts, smokin' their gerts and eating donuts. That my friends in not a handicap.

[KABOOKIE]

You too huh? Well, get ready for that dude to negspek your ***. He doesn't like your mean stares.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80161

[Scott D]

scuse me while I get my cane to beat you old people over the head :D

[Osce0la]

My Dad has, among other things, a congestive heart condition. Feel free to ask him how he dares to park in a handicapped space. Let me know where/when, so I can sell tickets.

TIA.
Good point...:O

[fadada1]

my GF walked with a limp after i "hit it" one evening.

would that count???

[Osce0la]

my GF walked with a limp after i "hit it" one evening.

would that count???
Did she have a handicapped tag on her car? :D

That makes the difference.

[IB4OU2]

my GF walked with a limp after i "hit it" one evening.



would that count???

She must be a real tiny woman so I say "Yes".

[KABOOKIE]

So let me get this straight. Someone who is physically able to lay a country size *** whoopin' is unable to walk a few extra feet? OK.

[IB4OU2]

I'm not getting into this discussion again....:D

[Osce0la]

IBTM :D

[Mjcpr]

During the holiday shopping season, we rent Mrs Mj's grandma's handicap tag for $5 a day so we can always find us a good parking spot. Plus, it raises money for the elderly.

[IB4OU2]

During the holiday shopping season, we rent Mrs Mj's grandma's handicap tag for $5 a day so we can always find us a good parking spot. Plus, it raises money for the elderly.

rent her little scooter too, double your money.....

[Osce0la]

He doesn't care for the elderly that much...

[Oldnslo]

So let me get this straight. Someone who is physically able to lay a country size *** whoopin' is unable to walk a few extra feet? OK.
If you're talking about my Dad, the *** whoopin' would all be with words. Been on the receiving end of more than a few of the old man's tirades.


I'd rather the whoopin'.