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Osce0la
11/2/2006, 03:32 PM
Since we have several (and by several I mean over half the department) people at work that are on a diet right now, instead of getting candy on Halloween, our manager passes out these to every area in the department:
http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/SunChips-O.jpg. :mad:

Not only that, but instead of getting donuts at our monthly department meetings, we now get BAGELS... :mad: :mad:

mdklatt
11/2/2006, 03:35 PM
What's wrong with bagels, you f'in hillbilly?

bagels >> doughnuts

C&CDean
11/2/2006, 03:37 PM
A bagel will cause just as much cottage cheese on your *** as a donut will. They're both fat pills.

leavingthezoo
11/2/2006, 03:47 PM
sun chips are the best chips. if they're harvest cheddar.

Oldnslo
11/2/2006, 03:48 PM
Bagel + cream cheese + lox = very happy Oldnslo

especially if the bagel features onion, garlic, salt, poppy seeds, and/or sesame seeds.


Toast the sides, slather up the cheese, load on the lox, and slab it together for a mighty, mighty sandwich...


i miss new york. I can get NY pizza in Tulsa, but not bagels. Or deli.

mdklatt
11/2/2006, 03:56 PM
sun chips are the best chips. if they're harvest cheddar.

We get Sun Chips variety packs for our break room. The Harvest Cheddar ones are gone in a week, and then the regular and French Onion ones languish for a month. :D

proud gonzo
11/2/2006, 04:04 PM
I like panera bagels. :D

Osce0la
11/2/2006, 04:07 PM
KC Masterpiece Baked Lays > Sun Chips

crawfish
11/2/2006, 04:08 PM
Feel free to grab as much as you want.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81989

Osce0la
11/2/2006, 04:09 PM
Feel free to grab as much as you want.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81989
Oklahoma is a long way to drive for candy...

C&CDean
11/2/2006, 04:13 PM
Bagel + cream cheese + lox = very happy Oldnslo

especially if the bagel features onion, garlic, salt, poppy seeds, and/or sesame seeds.


Toast the sides, slather up the cheese, load on the lox, and slab it together for a mighty, mighty sandwich...


i miss new york. I can get NY pizza in Tulsa, but not bagels. Or deli.

Did you know that they've done some studies about NYC pizza, bagels, bread, etc.? And did you know the reason why the exact flavor of NYC products always tastes better - even if mom and pop moved from NYC to Tulsa and use exactly the same ingredients? That's right, it's the NYC tap water. Some of the better Italian joints have NYC water shipped to them to use in baking their breads, etc.

Just a helpful fyi. And lox is the nasty. Why do you Jewish folk eat all that foul ****? Matzo balls? Lox? Kippers? All taste like assss.

Oldnslo
11/2/2006, 04:20 PM
lox = smoked salmon. Nothing nasty about it. Matzo balls, now, that's another thing. Think of a matzo ball as a NY-ish dumpling/home made noodle. Both go into chicken soup; both succ.

Kippers? Pickled Herring? Borscht? If you ate 'em, you'd eat 'em. Just like pig's feet, hominy, greens, or pork rinds.

LilSooner
11/2/2006, 04:28 PM
You shut your mouth about the hominy. My momma makes the best hominy in the world. Of course, it does have cheese and green chiles and a bunch of other crap.

I forgot the :)

OU4LIFE
11/2/2006, 04:31 PM
I never liked Hominy. I always preferred Pawnee.

KC//CRIMSON
11/2/2006, 04:31 PM
I like panera bagels. :D



They RMFO.:cool:

Osce0la
11/2/2006, 04:34 PM
for the no0b...WTF is RMFO? :confused:

TIA!

leavingthezoo
11/2/2006, 04:42 PM
for the no0b...WTF is RMFO? :confused:

TIA!

rips my front open.

YW!

mdklatt
11/2/2006, 04:43 PM
rips my front open.



Pics?

and

Are you hawt?

leavingthezoo
11/2/2006, 04:46 PM
Pics?

and

Are you hawt?

what is wrong with you people!? :mad:

mdklatt
11/2/2006, 04:52 PM
what is wrong with you people!? :mad:



leavingthezoo

Join Date: 9/2/2004


You haven't figured it out yet??

C&CDean
11/2/2006, 04:53 PM
what is wrong with you people!? :mad:

You really don't need to ask that.

proud gonzo
11/2/2006, 04:57 PM
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leavingthezoo
11/2/2006, 05:12 PM
You haven't figured it out yet??

don't even try to imply i'm not still an official noob. i haven't even broken 3,000 posts yet. :P

Tailwind
11/2/2006, 07:59 PM
Geez, I figgered you'd have many more than that by now.

sooneron
11/2/2006, 08:03 PM
panera bagels?? f'in hillbillies!

Sun chips have more fat than Doritos.

proud gonzo
11/2/2006, 10:08 PM
Geez, I figgered you'd have many more than that by now.most of ltz's posts are in the IT...on the testing board :D

Mixer!
11/2/2006, 11:48 PM
chips = starch = sugar = candy. It all leads to diabetes, no matter what goody you eat (in mass quantities, of course).

leavingthezoo
11/2/2006, 11:57 PM
Geez, I figgered you'd have many more than that by now.

i know. i'm so disappointed in myself. :O

leavingthezoo
11/2/2006, 11:59 PM
most of ltz's posts are in the IT...on the testing board :D

heh. i just checked and even with all my brilliance there... i still wouldn't break 3,000. man, i suck at the internet.

sooner_born_1960
11/3/2006, 09:25 AM
3000 post posters are overrated.