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SteelPanz
11/2/2006, 01:15 PM
I'd like to do this, but only if it's not violating my masculinity.
KC//CRIMSON
11/2/2006, 01:20 PM
I'd like to do this, but only if it's not violating my masculinity.

i think you violated your masculinity a long time ago......

Hey-O!
OU4LIFE
11/2/2006, 01:21 PM
You can do it, but you have to surrender your man card for 6 months.
critical_phil
11/2/2006, 01:22 PM
wine chugging contest would be OK. wine tasting? i dunno. you'd have to axe Lid - who is a flaming homosexual.
OU4LIFE
11/2/2006, 01:24 PM
is the wine in a box?

If so I'd say it's ok.
KC//CRIMSON
11/2/2006, 01:28 PM
is the wine in a box?

If so I'd say it's ok.

"Screw top" wine is the only way to go.:texan: <--------Lid - who is a flaming homosexual.
OU4LIFE
11/2/2006, 01:36 PM
"Screw top" wine is the only way to go.:texan: <--------Lid - who is a flaming homosexual.

Never heard of that vineyard.
IronSooner
11/2/2006, 01:37 PM
So long as you don't do the swish-n-spit thing. Just keep on drinking. Getting drunk will help balance it out.
Fugue
11/2/2006, 01:45 PM
will there be chicks present or just a bunch of dudes sniffing each others wine?
OU4LIFE
11/2/2006, 01:46 PM
will there be cheese there? you can't have a good wine tasting without cheese.
GrapevineSooner
11/2/2006, 01:59 PM
Salad is an added bonus.
yermom
11/2/2006, 02:02 PM
Tossing Salad is an added bonus.

eww
mdklatt
11/2/2006, 02:06 PM
Gay man laws or straight man laws?
OUTromBoNado
11/2/2006, 02:11 PM
Cheap wine = good time.

Especially when wimmens are involved.
handcrafted
11/2/2006, 02:14 PM
There are no gay man laws. Ask Lid. :D

To answer the question, hosting a wine tasting party is permissible so long as:

a. the food involves cheese and steak
b. you serve only red wine (none of that clear flat champagne stuff)
c. you host a scotch or bourbon tasting party within one months time

YWIA.
IB4OU2
11/2/2006, 02:14 PM
will there be chicks present or just a bunch of dudes sniffing each others wine?

or cheese...
Beano's Fourth Chin
11/2/2006, 02:20 PM
I would say that using the term, "man law" in conversation is more effete than tasting wine.

The fact that Adam Corolla had a series called "The Man Show" frees us all up from ever having to look to Hollywood to define our masculinity again.
Beef
11/2/2006, 02:22 PM
I think if strippers are there, it's manly to have a wine tasting.
sooneron
11/2/2006, 02:29 PM
I don't think it violates man law. I drink a lot of wine, but have never hosted the wine / cheese tasting party. Been to a couple, they're fun, you get hammah'd, and it's kind of like matching interesting jelly belly flavors.
crawfish
11/2/2006, 02:33 PM
Only if the chicks spit instead of swallow.































The wine, you perverts. The wine. :mad:
frankensooner
11/2/2006, 04:30 PM
A buddy and I through one back when I was a single dood. We invited only wimmins and it was a huge success! :D
Spray
11/2/2006, 04:48 PM
I would say that using the term, "man law" in conversation is more effete than tasting wine.

The fact that Adam Corolla had a series called "The Man Show" frees us all up from ever having to look to Hollywood to define our masculinity again.

I agree. Once Madison Avenue gets their hands on a phrase its best to eliminate it from further usage, at least temporarily (its okay to start using "Where's the beef?" again).

One Miller Lite "man law" commercial was enough. Burt Reynolds is now dead to me.