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Mongo
11/1/2006, 04:33 PM
There is finally hope

Australian designer's underpants promise digital enhancement
Nov 01 10:07 AM US/Eastern

An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" -- a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents.
"It basically lifts, separates and extends," aussieBum founder Sean Ashby was quoted as saying by the national AAP news agency.

"This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."

The underwear features a "wondercup," a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing."

Ashby said the design, launched last week, had attracted a lot of interest in the United States and Europe.

The marketing campaign features the slogan: "The new 'wondercup' technology in these attention-grabbing, all-cotton Patriot briefs will have you seriously looking bigger and feeling amazing."

The brand is sold in some of the biggest department stores in the world and is distributed to more than 70 countries via Internet sales.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/01/061101150731.t10yqul9.html
Ike
11/1/2006, 04:38 PM
I fail to see why the word "digital" is in the headline.
sooner_born_1960
11/1/2006, 04:47 PM
Maybe the Ausies refer to their member as their eleventh digit. Or 21st.
TexasSooner01
11/1/2006, 05:00 PM
Of course if you get to home plate, she is gonna know your horrible secret! ;)
Ike
11/1/2006, 05:01 PM
Of course if you get to home plate, she is gonna know your horrible secret! ;)


yeah, but by then you're already gettin yours.
TexasSooner01
11/1/2006, 05:04 PM
yeah, but by then you're already gettin yours.

well what if she laughs and leaves? :eek:
Mongo
11/1/2006, 05:05 PM
I fail to see why the word "digital" is in the headline.


What sounds better:

1) a newly made over bulge, or

2) Digitally remastered bulge

It worked for Lucas and the old Star Wars
Ike
11/1/2006, 05:06 PM
well what if she laughs and leaves? :eek:


dunno...never had to cross that bridge.
Ike
11/1/2006, 05:07 PM
What sounds better:

1) a newly made over bulge, or

2) Digitally remastered bulge

It worked for Lucas and the old Star Wars

not really...the digitally remastered versions, in my opinion, sucked...

But the point is that this system is completely analog.
Osce0la
11/1/2006, 05:10 PM
Of course if you get to home plate, she is gonna know your horrible secret! ;)
But on your way to home, you probably will have already seen that her bewbs are much smaller than advertised...it evens itself out ;)
crawfish
11/1/2006, 05:11 PM
dunno...never had take 'em off with the lights on.

Yes, we understand. :rolleyes: