View Full Version : IMPORTANT SHOTGUN NEWS: For those of you on the fence about making the trek
Okla-homey
11/1/2006, 02:19 PM
...for the Taco Tech game...here's some food for thought.
The Ruf Neks have advised us that the lucky winner of the First Annual SO Shotgun Sponsorship Drawing will be able to take delivery of the shotgun, handsomely mounted on a plaque, immediately following the game.
(It could prolly be available before the game too, but the stadium security d00ds would take a dim view of fans bringing shotguns through the gate.)
Therefore, if you entered, and you should know who you are, come to the tailgate for the drawing to find out who gets to own this important and beautiful piece of Sooner fan ephemera.
You need not be present to win, but if you can't be, we'll figger a way to ship, although that will be a royal pain in the butt.
That said, if you wish to designate a third party to act as your agent, who will take delivery on your behalf, that would be lovely. If you wish to do that, please advise me by peem who that designee is...so Doleo doesn't try to tell us it's him.
That is all.
IB4OU2
11/1/2006, 02:22 PM
I'll be there....ready to take possesion after the game. :D
OU4LIFE
11/1/2006, 02:45 PM
you'll only get it if you kill me and take it, that baby is all MINE!
I have dibs on it if the winner isn't present. Shipping it would just be too damn hard. :D
1stTimeCaller
11/1/2006, 02:51 PM
being as I'm sponsoring that mofugging tailgate you clowns had better not touch it.
;)
yermom
11/1/2006, 03:02 PM
my offer still stands...
when i win it, i'll let you guys touch it :D
OU4LIFE
11/1/2006, 03:04 PM
I can see already that i'm going to have to stab some clowns.
my offer still stands...
when i win it, i'll let you guys touch it :D
Look...that may work on doleo, but not us.
colleyvillesooner
11/1/2006, 03:17 PM
JK will be more than happy to bring it back for me when I win. :D
jk the sooner fan
11/1/2006, 03:18 PM
lol.......who are you again?
yermom
11/1/2006, 03:19 PM
Look...that may work on doleo, but not us.
well, i guess i'll let you touch the shotgun too
colleyvillesooner
11/1/2006, 03:34 PM
lol.......who are you again?
http://colleyvillesooner.com/stuff/BigMad.jpg
Gandalf_The_Grey
11/1/2006, 03:40 PM
I can see already that i'm going to have to stab some clowns.
internet tough guy!!!
soonerboomer93
11/1/2006, 05:17 PM
I won't be at the tailgate so make sure the Ruf Neks know they can use my shotgun for the complete season before shipping it to me (and no, they don't have to ship it to my address in Korea).
Boarder
11/1/2006, 05:19 PM
(It could prolly be available before the game too, but the stadium security d00ds would take a dim view of fans bringing shotguns through the gate.)
Only if it's in a ziploc baggie or a tiny drawstring bag. Or if it's trying to bring a soft drink outside that was purchased inside the stadium.
OUHOMER
11/1/2006, 05:27 PM
Why wouldnt they need it for the bowl game?? Oh well,I have started cleaning an area out for it above the fireplace.
You don't want to use the shotguns at the Cotton Bowl. It'll spook the crackheads.
GottaHavePride
11/1/2006, 05:49 PM
Hell, first time the Ruf/Neks fired those off during the Orange Bowl parade half the crowd dove to the ground.
Harry Beanbag
11/1/2006, 06:02 PM
Why wouldnt they need it for the bowl game?? Oh well,I have started cleaning an area out for it above the fireplace.
I'm getting a gun rack for the rear plastic window in my Jeep.
OUHOMER
11/1/2006, 06:07 PM
I'm getting a gun rack for the rear plastic window in my Jeep.
its going to look funny, with nothin in it:D
Harry Beanbag
11/1/2006, 06:08 PM
its going to look funny, with nothin in it:D
:mad:
olevetonahill
11/1/2006, 10:04 PM
I bought 2 chances at it
so when I win it you focktards are not even allowed to breathe on it
You may gaze but not to close
OUinFLA
11/1/2006, 10:43 PM
when I win, it will just give olevet another excuse to visit Florida,
BRING THE GUN RATHER THAN SOME SKANK THIS TIME!
olevetonahill
11/1/2006, 11:02 PM
when I win, it will just give olevet another excuse to visit Florida,
BRING THE GUN RATHER THAN SOME SKANK THIS TIME!
DONE DEAL you are gonna get your olelady to hook me up with a bunny right ? ;)
OUinFLA
11/1/2006, 11:05 PM
yep, an olebunny for olevet.
nothin too good for my pal and shotgun delivery driver.
olevetonahill
11/1/2006, 11:20 PM
yep, an olebunny for olevet.
nothin too good for my pal and shotgun delivery driver.
Works ****ing for me :D
olevetonahill
11/1/2006, 11:21 PM
Oh and can you hook Flag up ? he might want to go visit if we can get his azz out of az :D
OUinFLA
11/1/2006, 11:23 PM
Oh and can you hook Flag up ? he might want to go visit if we can get his azz out of az :D
then all he will have is z.
but yep, bring him, hook him up with that lovely you brought down last year.
he'll remember you forever.
olevetonahill
11/1/2006, 11:28 PM
then all he will have is z.
but yep, bring him, hook him up with that lovely you brought down last year.
he'll remember you forever.
I cant do that
that skank been gone since 2 wks after we got back here :cool:
Im thinking he might be able to help drive since we be gun runners and such , so get Gail to hook us up with some old bunnies :D
OUinFLA
11/1/2006, 11:39 PM
I cant do that
that skank been gone since 2 wks after we got back here :cool:
Im thinking he might be able to help drive since we be gun runners and such , so get Gail to hook us up with some old bunnies :D
Done
http://f.screensavers.com/migration/wp/Bunnies_215.gif
GottaHavePride
11/1/2006, 11:41 PM
ROOM!!
;)
OUinFLA
11/1/2006, 11:43 PM
ban his azz, all he thinks about is sex........
no, wait............
proud gonzo
11/4/2006, 05:50 PM
another incentive to come to the Tech tailgate...if all goes well, I'll be bringing pies to the tailgate next saturday.
jk the sooner fan
11/4/2006, 06:03 PM
i'm not touching that with norms 10 foot pole.....
olevetonahill
11/4/2006, 07:50 PM
another incentive to come to the Tech tailgate...if all goes well, I'll be bringing pies to the tailgate next saturday.
Peach ? Im so in :D
proud gonzo
11/4/2006, 11:42 PM
Peach ? Im so in :Dprobably not--i've never made a peach pie. I was planning on pumpkin and pecan... possibly apple. I dunno.
hurricane'bone
11/4/2006, 11:48 PM
mmmm.....warm apple pie....
Okla-homey
11/5/2006, 03:11 PM
The drawing will occur at 1600 CST.That's two hours before kick beyonces.
Be there. Aloha.
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 10:25 AM
I will act as anyones third party agent just hit me up in the old PEEM BOX
olevetonahill
11/6/2006, 11:48 AM
I will act as anyones third party agent just hit me up in the old PEEM BOX
Now theres a skeerey thought
IB4OU2
11/6/2006, 12:23 PM
Can we shoot it off right after we win it?
I'll load some shells..........
OU4LIFE
11/6/2006, 01:33 PM
if by "we" you mean "OU4LIFE" then.....maybe. If you people treat me better.
I am SO winning that thing.
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 01:34 PM
if by "we" you mean "OU4LIFE" then.....maybe. If you people treat me better.
I am SO winning that thing.
I'll bet you you don't .....HAHA
OU4LIFE
11/6/2006, 01:41 PM
dude, I will kill you with a popsicle stick.
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 01:55 PM
dude, I will kill you with a popsicle stick.
afro -american please.... You would have to catch me first, and last I heard Gorillas dont move that fast.
You hairy mamma jamma :D
OU4LIFE
11/6/2006, 01:57 PM
point taken.
OU4LIFE
11/6/2006, 01:57 PM
but if you get close enough....and I happen to have a popsicle stick....
1stTimeCaller
11/6/2006, 01:58 PM
Being as it's my tailgate I'm gonna win that mofo.
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:01 PM
but if you get close enough....and I happen to have a popsicle stick....
ok then I would be worried. Thats only if I didnt have my Gat tho. **** \\\\
I would break one off in your *** if you arms hit the ground and you came at me like thishttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Male_silverback_Gorilla.JPG/280px-Male_silverback_Gorilla.JPG
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:01 PM
Being as it's my tailgate I'm gonna win that mofo.
bitch it aint your tailgate:cool:
1stTimeCaller
11/6/2006, 02:06 PM
yes, it is.
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:09 PM
OUT
yermom
11/6/2006, 02:10 PM
what is the story for this tailgate?
we haven't had Dean's chili yet this year :eek:
1stTimeCaller
11/6/2006, 02:11 PM
there will be 7 hotdogs, 4 corndogs and a few hot pockets.
Hairy will be bringing meat sauce
yermom
11/6/2006, 02:12 PM
OUT
dolemitesooner
11/6/2006, 02:15 PM
there will be 7 hotdogs, 4 corndogs and a few hot pockets.
Hairy will be bringing meat sauce
SPEK!!!!!111OMG ROFL
IB4OU2
11/6/2006, 02:57 PM
if by "we" you mean "OU4LIFE" then.....maybe. If you people treat me better.
I am SO winning that thing.
Treat you better......you used all your luck up last Thursday.
OU4LIFE
11/6/2006, 03:13 PM
there will be 7 hotdogs, 4 corndogs and a few hot pockets.
Hairy will be bringing meat sauce
you'll need a toothpick.
Harry Beanbag
11/6/2006, 04:28 PM
you'll need a toothpick.
I thought the toothpick came with the meat sauce. :confused:
;)
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