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BIG_IKE
11/1/2006, 11:51 AM
I'm sure we have a ton...

Here are mine...

1. The one thing I wonder about is that those three guys in the review box. I know that all of them have prostate problems, because all three of them had to go to the bathroom at the same time and miss Vince Young putting his knee on the ground.”- Barry Switzer 2006

2. The man who tried his best and failed is superior to the man who never tried.”- Bud Wilkinson

3. When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.”- Will Rogers
okienole3
11/1/2006, 12:12 PM
Bob's comments seem kind of hollow now considering 2003.
BoomerJack
11/1/2006, 12:16 PM
"We're trying to build a university the football team can be proud of." OU President George Cross to an Oklahoma state legislator when asked why Dr. Cross needed such a large increase in appropriations for the University.
OUMallen
11/1/2006, 12:35 PM
Yeah dude, I wouldn't pick #4 since we became hypocrites.
OUMallen
11/1/2006, 12:36 PM
Oh, but mine is "And the eyes of Texas have been blackened."
OUmillenium
11/1/2006, 12:37 PM
...by Brent Musburger 2003 RRS
tnraider1
11/1/2006, 12:38 PM
"You got my boys trophy, and we here to get it back." Torrence marshall - Orange Bowl 2000.
Octavian
11/1/2006, 12:44 PM
In the last 14 years...if we win today, we'll have won 11 Big8 Conference championships.

Everybody readin' the Southwest Conference....Texas won 2 Southwest Conference championships in the last 10 or 12 years. Houston, 3. A&M finally won 1 championship in 18 years...

Those people don't know what it is to be champions. Oklahoma invented it.

-Barry Switzer, pre-game lockerroom speech to his team in Boulder, 1986.

OU won 28-0.
TheUnnamedSooner
11/1/2006, 12:46 PM
"They brought me in to win games not to run a f'n church camp" - Bob Stoops
crawfish
11/1/2006, 01:38 PM
"Don't throw anything on the court, no matter how bad the officiating is"

- Billy Tubbs
Octavian
11/1/2006, 01:44 PM
At Oklahoma, we never punted.

-All-American center Jerry Tubbs, when asked why he snapped the ball over a punter's head in a collegiate all-star game, 1956.
Jack T.
11/1/2006, 02:13 PM
"The history of Oklahoma is about winning championships. We already have six national championships, now we have seven. . .You can't say, 'well that was then, this is now'. That's Oklahoma football."
Bob Stoops
bstuff1979
11/1/2006, 02:46 PM
"...they're scared, men...scared. scared men on a scared team" Switzer pre-game OU tx '87(? i think it was 87.)
CobraKai
11/1/2006, 02:56 PM
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."

- Barry Switzer
Paperclip
11/1/2006, 03:04 PM
I don't remember the exact quote, but it was Bob's comment regarding Ahmad Kabba.
"I think we can find someone to catch ## passes."
setem
11/1/2006, 03:14 PM
Walk away or I'll kick your a$$ - Sunny Galloway to Frank Anderson after a poke benchwarmer handed D-Mc a news paper clipps from the day before, causing chaos on the field. We lost ****** but I am sure Sonny could kick Anderson's ***!
SoonerJason
11/1/2006, 03:21 PM
In the last 14 years...if we win today, we'll have won 11 Big8 Conference championships.

Everybody readin' the Southwest Conference....Texas won 2 Southwest Conference championships in the last 10 or 12 years. Houston, 3. A&M finally won 1 championship in 18 years...

Those people don't know what it is to be champions. Oklahoma invented it.

-Barry Switzer, pre-game lockerroom speech to his team in Boulder, 1986.

OU won 28-0.


Yes. Thats the ticket.
OUster
11/1/2006, 06:36 PM
Paraphrasing on a quote The King spoke to one of his star recruits during an in-home visit "come with OU and OU will win some championships, or go to [insert university name here] and OU will win some championships..."
OUMallen
11/1/2006, 06:53 PM
///only if it's Pearl.
goingoneight
11/1/2006, 08:23 PM
Bob's comments seem kind of hollow now considering 2003.


Yeah dude, I wouldn't pick #4 since we became hypocrites.

No offense, guys, but wtf are you talking about? Didn't see the connection or catch any inside jokes on hypocrisy or anything like that... :confused: :O
SoonerInFla
11/2/2006, 02:14 AM
" Who are those 2 *******s down there with Switzer? "

From a Sooner Fan as The King, President Ford and the texass coach were talking before the RRS.
Octavian
11/2/2006, 02:43 AM
Well, that oughtta keep 'em happy for another decade.

-Switzer, walking off the field and watching OSU fans celebrate after the 1976 loss in Norman (his only loss to the pokes).
Rogue
11/2/2006, 06:40 AM
" Who are those 2 *******s down there with Switzer? "

From a Sooner Fan as The King, President Ford and the texass coach were talking before the RRS.

Heh! The 'nouncers mentioned that during the RRS this year on the teevee. :D
the_ouskull
11/2/2006, 08:30 AM
My favorite Switzer quote came when he was coaching the Cowboys...

"If you believe in yourself and have confidence, how can that be arrogance?"

the_ouskull
The Maestro
11/2/2006, 10:08 AM
"GET BETTER!"

--William Tubbs