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Penguin
10/31/2006, 05:24 PM
Scientists grow artificial livers allowing all alcoholics to drink without consequence! (http://www.itv.com/news/britain_43d8293162e44d3d63ff45e375054e3d.html)




Where can I get one of them livers? I think I done used this one all up.
KABOOKIE
10/31/2006, 05:34 PM
I thought the democrats were trying to get people like Christorpher Reeves to walk again not people like Eddie Sutton to drink 4ever! :D
King Crimson
10/31/2006, 05:34 PM
i somehow missed that phrase in the url line....in the article itself..

not that i was looking for it or anything....like that.
Viking Kitten
10/31/2006, 06:28 PM
I did find this in the article:


"We take the stem cells from the umbilical cord blood and make small mini-livers. We then give them to pharmaceutical companies and they can use them to test new drugs on.

Okay so hypothetically, how many mini-livers would it take to defeat mini-Ditka?
sanantoniosooner
10/31/2006, 06:29 PM
Why don't they just use Michael J Fox's liver?
Viking Kitten
10/31/2006, 06:31 PM
Why don't they just use Michael J Fox's liver?

Because he'd just pretend to be drunker than he really is?
sanantoniosooner
10/31/2006, 06:32 PM
Because he'd just pretend to be drunker than he really is?
the old quivering liver gag......gotcha