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TopDaugIn2000
10/30/2006, 08:17 PM
or are you just happy to see me?

Today I took my laptop over to the main building to get some software installed. While I was waiting on the guy to finish his conversation with this lady, I noticed she had what I THOUGHT was a little stuffed animal in her hair. I thought "wow, that's cute, she has a clip that looks like a little monkey in her hair". Then its tail moved. So I thought "tomorrow is halloween, it must be a little battery powered gadget and she's just freaking people out with it". So I continued to watch, totally in awe, and all of a sudden it lifted its head up, scratched its ear, laid back down and went to sleep again. I WAS FREAKED! IT WAS A REAL MONKEY, HOLDING ON TO HER HAIR SLEEPING!!!!!

AT WORK!

I **** you not. You can't make this stuff up.


This is the closest pic I could find, but hers had a white face.

http://static.flickr.com/6/75830788_e4032098ac_m.jpg
bri
10/30/2006, 08:22 PM
Dude, I TOTALLY want a hair monkey!
TopDaugIn2000
10/30/2006, 08:23 PM
apparently she raises exotic animals. so I bet she could hook you up.
StoopTroup
10/30/2006, 08:28 PM
We aren't allowed to use the word monkey at work anymore.

I'm sure I'd be fired instantly for bringing him to work.
dolemitesooner
10/30/2006, 08:35 PM
Monkey in the hair is almost as good as bucket head at loves
TopDaugIn2000
10/30/2006, 08:39 PM
true. that's a close call.
bri
10/30/2006, 08:40 PM
We aren't allowed to use the word monkey at work anymore.

I'm sure I'd be fired instantly for bringing him to work.

I'm regretting this as I type it...but why the HELL can't you say "monkey" at your work? Did a "hip" supervisor figure out what it's now a euphemism for? :D
GottaHavePride
10/30/2006, 08:41 PM
I thought that was "roughing up the suspect" now?
sanantoniosooner
10/30/2006, 08:44 PM
Excuse me, is that a monkey in your hare?
Animal pron does not belong in the workplace.
soonerboomer93
10/30/2006, 08:56 PM
hmm, did it fling poo at you?

cause if it did, that might be a work problem
proud gonzo
10/30/2006, 08:56 PM
I WANT A TINY BABY MONKEY!!! can I have one please please please????
bri
10/30/2006, 09:05 PM
I WANT A TINY BABY MONKEY!!! can I have one please please please????

What a about a baby spider monkey?

http://monkeysvsrobots.com/galleryimages/Monkeys-Gallery/monkey_babyspidermonkey.jpg
proud gonzo
10/30/2006, 09:08 PM
that's the only good k ind of sp*der
GottaHavePride
10/30/2006, 09:08 PM
I don't know if you'll get green or red spek for that. Actually, if you mix green and red you get a sort of brownish poo-like color...
proud gonzo
10/30/2006, 09:10 PM
If we had brownish-poo-colored spek I'd set fire to a pile of it on bri's innerweb doorstep :mad:
bri
10/30/2006, 09:13 PM
I don't know if you'll get green or red spek for that. Actually, if you mix green and red you get a sort of brownish poo-like color...

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StoopTroup
10/30/2006, 09:29 PM
I'm regretting this as I type it...but why the HELL can't you say "monkey" at your work? Did a "hip" supervisor figure out what it's now a euphemism for? :D
Bri...

You can't imagine how far gone Corporate Policies have gone due to workplace complaints and law suits.

It's to the point that you don't even want to talk to anyone you can't trust and even then your probably at risk.

I wish I could post the list of terms they say are verboten.

Alas...I don't wish to divulge any of their internal rules and ruin their image as a responsible Corporation who values each and every one of their employees.

See me at the TT tailgate...lol.

I don't even take crackers to work. :D
bri
10/30/2006, 09:34 PM
Damn. Sounds like I'd last half an hour there, tops. :D
LoyalFan
10/30/2006, 09:48 PM
If it was that tiny, it might have been a Marmoset (not a true monkey).
Google that and check out the many types. You might find your little friend.
When I was in Pamama, as an Army Brat, (Paradise Lost. Damn you to Hades, Jimmah Cahtah!) many of us owned marmosets so well as assorted monkeys, parrots, iguanas, snakes, land crabs, etc. (+my huge tarant-chla, "Webster". Got 'im from a beautiful bunch of ripe bah-nah-nah.)
Marmosets are far smaller than most monkeys, less dangerous, tidier, and are cuter than a bug's rear.
Darlin' little creatures, they be. Kinda like the ladies of the SO.

LF
Dayyyyyyyy-O
TopDaugIn2000
10/30/2006, 09:51 PM
could have been.
yermom
10/30/2006, 10:26 PM
that thing is awesome... i SO need a hair monkey
proud gonzo
10/30/2006, 10:41 PM
dude, you ARE a hair monkey
GottaHavePride
10/30/2006, 10:43 PM
If it was that tiny, it might have been a Marmoset (not a true monkey).

I hope it wasn't the dreaded Kodiak marmoset.
dolemitesooner
10/30/2006, 10:44 PM
I would put money on it that it was a suger flyer
proud gonzo
10/30/2006, 10:46 PM
sugar gliders don't really look like monkeys though

http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/white-tip.jpg
Mongo
10/30/2006, 10:57 PM
I have this for the home.
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2081/bathmonkeyxh0.png (http://imageshack.us)

But I am thinking of adding a Home Security Ape
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/9350/homesecurityvj8.png (http://imageshack.us)
sanantoniosooner
10/30/2006, 10:58 PM
NSFSomething (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eymvhRWRrTg)
StoopTroup
10/30/2006, 11:01 PM
Trunk Monkey - Chaperone Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBBhxJXZNU)
StoopTroup
10/30/2006, 11:02 PM
Trunk Monkey 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9GGPqqJykE&mode=related&search=)
Scott D
10/30/2006, 11:03 PM
Dude, I TOTALLY want a hair monkey!

the thought of a monkey hanging from your chin is well....amusing.
StoopTroup
10/30/2006, 11:03 PM
THE Trunk Monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKuUArw9c48)
StoopTroup
10/30/2006, 11:05 PM
The best Trunk Monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zt4ExqnTBI&mode=related&search=)
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/31/2006, 11:07 AM
Okay - I want one.

[Varuca Salt] I WANT ONE, NOW DADDY!!! [/Varuca Salt]
Fugue
10/31/2006, 11:14 AM
If it was that tiny, it might have been a Marmoset (not a true monkey).
Google that and check out the many types. You might find your little friend.
When I was in Pamama, as an Army Brat, (Paradise Lost. Damn you to Hades, Jimmah Cahtah!) many of us owned marmosets so well as assorted monkeys, parrots, iguanas, snakes, land crabs, etc. (+my huge tarant-chla, "Webster". Got 'im from a beautiful bunch of ripe bah-nah-nah.)
Marmosets are far smaller than most monkeys, less dangerous, tidier, and are cuter than a bug's rear.
Darlin' little creatures, they be. Kinda like the ladies of the SO.

LF
Dayyyyyyyy-O

Marmoset story. Budy of mine is a principal at a local private high school. A former student had a similar tiny pet monkey/rat? thing that she brought to school only she kept hers in teh bewble area.
Good story eh? :O
TUSooner
10/31/2006, 01:02 PM
Dude, I TOTALLY want a hair monkey!
Start with some hair.

:eek:


:D
IB4OU2
10/31/2006, 01:34 PM
So does that little monkey/marmaset just crawl around on that ladies head all day picking nits or whatever?

Does it wear a little diaper? If not where does it do it's business?
Mjcpr
10/31/2006, 01:37 PM
So does that little monkey/marmaset just crawl around on that ladies head all day picking nits or whatever?

Does it wear a little diaper? If not where does it do it's business?

In the earhole, I bet.

Oh, you meant...
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/31/2006, 01:41 PM
:les: **** YOU IN THE EARHOLE!!!
OUDoc
10/31/2006, 01:53 PM
:les: **** YOU IN THE EARHOLE!!!
You've been hanging around Pat too much. I'm not sure which of you to blame for this post. :(
TopDaugIn2000
10/31/2006, 06:00 PM
So does that little monkey/marmaset just crawl around on that ladies head all day picking nits or whatever?

Does it wear a little diaper? If not where does it do it's business?

I guess so, not sure.

and I wondered that myself....kinda gross to think about.
soonerbrat
10/31/2006, 07:55 PM
We aren't allowed to use the word monkey at work anymore.

I'm sure I'd be fired instantly for bringing him to work.


only if you went around asking people if they wanted to touch your monkey
Rogue
10/31/2006, 08:14 PM
This is wierd. From a GIS:
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/Temp/marmoset.jpg