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Mrs. Norm
10/30/2006, 06:53 PM
Have you ever had a sales experience like the one you just had? Have you ever had somebody refuse a "complimentary gift"? I hope my hubby didn't hurt your feelings when he told you to go away. Please tell your colleagues to stay away from Norm's home....he just might lose his mind next time. :D
Rogue
10/30/2006, 06:55 PM
I'd love to see Norm handle some of the more aggressive missionary types and maybe the darn kids selling magazines so's they can win a trip to some fuggin place cool.
BeetDigger
10/30/2006, 07:20 PM
Was she hawt?
StoopTroup
10/30/2006, 07:23 PM
My Wife turned away a hawt carpet cleaner today.

I was hoping for a quick demonstration on all fours getting some stains out of our throw rugs. :D
BeetDigger
10/30/2006, 07:25 PM
My Wife turned away a hawt carpet cleaner today.

I was hoping for a quick demonstration on all fours getting some stains out of our throw rugs. :D


Were the stains already there or was that all part of your plan for the demonstration?
StoopTroup
10/30/2006, 07:26 PM
She would have stayed if it was part of my plan.

I was caught off guard. :(
Rhino
10/30/2006, 10:37 PM
Have you ever had a sales experience like the one you just had? Have you ever had somebody refuse a "complimentary gift"? I hope my hubby didn't hurt your feelings when he told you to go away. Please tell your colleagues to stay away from Norm's home....he just might lose his mind next time. :D You would think they heard about your house from the last Kirby experience.
Boarder
10/30/2006, 11:30 PM
So you want me to stop giving those people you guys' address? Ok, fine.
Norm In Norman
10/31/2006, 08:32 AM
Yeah, I open the door and this lady hands me a candle and says, "Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell something. This is a free gift. I am from Kirby and we'd like to clean your..."
"TAKE IT!" I exclaim as I push the candle back to her.
"But we..."
"TAKE IT!" I yell as I shove the candle back in her hand.
"I just want to..."
"NO, I'M NOT INTERESTED!" ... and I slam the door.

They have been by my house about 3 times in the past year. I'm ready to club the next one that comes by.
OU4LIFE
10/31/2006, 08:39 AM
Why do you hate America, Norm?
Norm In Norman
10/31/2006, 08:47 AM
I should move to Iraq.
IB4OU2
10/31/2006, 08:50 AM
Why do you hate free candles Norm?
Mixer!
10/31/2006, 09:10 AM
Norm's life seems to be tailor-made for a sitcom. :D
OU4LIFE
10/31/2006, 09:31 AM
Why do you hate free candles Norm?

It wasn't a Yankee candle. If it had been, Norm would have been ok with that.
frankensooner
10/31/2006, 10:05 AM
We don't answer the door unless someone calls first, and we don't give out our phone number. It really works, give it a try. :D
Mixer!
10/31/2006, 10:08 AM
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