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jk the sooner fan
10/30/2006, 02:51 PM
so the midget girl here at work, got a new hairdo

and its all long curls.....you know, like you see on a doll

bad choice...just sayin

i swear it looks like we've got a lifesize doll walking around
Mjcpr
10/30/2006, 02:56 PM
Chucky, could you get me a copy of those TPS reports please?
OhU1
10/30/2006, 03:00 PM
Aww, how cute!
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/30/2006, 03:01 PM
I don't wanna post next to Pat for fear of the lightening...



I tried to spek you but I couldn't...
Norm In Norman
10/30/2006, 03:21 PM
Hey Denny - look down.
frankensooner
10/30/2006, 03:42 PM
heh, to norm, I loves me some BL! ;)
jk the sooner fan
10/30/2006, 03:49 PM
and while i've got a ticket to hell

is it a bad thing to chuckle a little bit when i see oriental families dining in a chinese buffet place?
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/30/2006, 03:55 PM
and while i've got a ticket to hell

is it a bad thing to chuckle a little bit when i see oriental families dining in a chinese buffet place?

Midget...oh, excuse me...'Little People' oriental families?

:norm:
jk the sooner fan
10/30/2006, 03:56 PM
no just the regular sized ones

and have you ever noticed that the people that stereotypically make up the worst drivers, make the best cars?
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/30/2006, 03:59 PM
I think it would be torture to be able to smell the General Tso's chicken on the buffet...but unable to actually see it.
Mjcpr
10/30/2006, 04:03 PM
sniff sniff

Is that stuffed mussel?

Pass.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/30/2006, 04:08 PM
The spek limits hate you today, Pat...
yermom
10/30/2006, 04:15 PM
no just the regular sized ones

and have you ever noticed that the people that stereotypically make up the worst drivers, make the best cars?

women make cars?
Fugue
10/30/2006, 04:17 PM
women make cars?

this plus uncovered meat = negspekapalooza

spek
Howzit
10/30/2006, 04:29 PM
women make cars?

Since a '***** mobile' reference would be both crass and insensitive, I shant make it.
crawfish
10/30/2006, 04:37 PM
So...is the midget girl hawt?
jk the sooner fan
10/30/2006, 04:40 PM
no
sanantoniosooner
10/30/2006, 04:57 PM
So...is the midget girl hawt?
a question that need never be asked.
toast
10/30/2006, 05:03 PM
so do midgets get discounts at buffet's like kids do? I don't think they should have to pay full price.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/30/2006, 05:05 PM
so do midgets get discounts at buffet's like kids do? I don't think they should have to pay full price.

Prolly not.

I mean, someone's gotta balance things out for when Mangino goes to Teh Golden Palace...

:rcmad:
crawfish
10/30/2006, 05:06 PM
a question that need never be asked.

When has that ever stopped the SO before?
NormanPride
10/30/2006, 05:15 PM
http://static.flickr.com/5/8622492_8ef3f3ac7c_m.jpg
toast
10/30/2006, 05:24 PM
Prolly not.

I mean, someone's gotta balance things out for when Mangino goes to Teh Golden Palace...

:rcmad:


I think midgets probably run for their lives when Mangino walks into the buffet.
jk the sooner fan
10/30/2006, 05:28 PM
i'll bet midgets pay full price at a big 12 football game
SoonerInKCMO
10/30/2006, 05:30 PM
a question that need never be asked.

Unless... JK works with Bridget The Midget.

http://www.winnetcom.net/wrado/Blakkout/anim_f01.jpg

:hot:
BeetDigger
10/30/2006, 06:01 PM
no just the regular sized ones

and have you ever noticed that the people that stereotypically make up the worst drivers, make the best cars?



My wife calls it DWO. Driving While Oriental.


Back when my wife was student teaching her mentor teacher had a Japanese surname (she was not Japanese, but her husband was). While out driving one time, my wife remarked, while going behind a very slow driver,"oh, she's probably DWO". Her mentor teacher asked "What does DWO mean." According to my wife, the subject changed quickly and she realized the that she needs to take stock of her audience at all times.
SoonerInKCMO
10/30/2006, 06:36 PM
:les: THEY PREFER TO BE CALLED ASIAN!!
BeetDigger
10/30/2006, 06:46 PM
:les: THEY PREFER TO BE CALLED ASIAN!!


DWA works too.
Vaevictis
10/30/2006, 06:47 PM
Ask her if she represents the Lollipop Guild.
sanantoniosooner
10/30/2006, 06:48 PM
I hear they have short tempers.